so many fine Lads...how will you choose?
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monique_minx
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Pfft! Don't get your knickers in a knot
I thought my answer actually solved the whole thing! As a matter of fact, I did the tally 
I know who really won and it actually wasn't Vail with a strap on...by one vote!
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Vail_Indigo
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And tonights episode of "People Who Turn Something-That-Was-Meant-To-Be-A-Joke-In-The-First-Place-Which-Then-Turns-Into-An-Even-Bigger-Joke Into Something Serious"...
monique_minx
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Vail_Indigo
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well, its a pretty terrible bit of whining so...
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Vail_Indigo
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Wow, I really did win.
I didn't prepare a speech or nuthin'!
I didn't prepare a speech or nuthin'!
EzraPound
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* I hand her the trophy, A stylized male ..anatomically correct of course*
....um...here you go...
*shaking her hand, grinning*
Congratulations Vail for being the finest ...a...lad? in the land.
There's a poster deal involved ..but you'll need to bring ..a..the strap-on..
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dragonrazor
Boobies...BOOBIES....
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*shakes head, keeping his own thoughts silent*
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Vail_Indigo
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King Missile, I think
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EzraPound
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Artist: King Missile
Song: Detatchable Penis
Lyrics:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
Song: Detatchable Penis
Lyrics:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]
Firmhanded_Daddy
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I don't know about being insulted.
I'm not insulted about being beaten out by Vail with a strap on.
Think about the good that comes out of it. A great poster
Dunno about the rest of the guys but the last thing -I- want is a big poster of a naked guy. I'd much rather see Vail on there. -Cough- Silver lining anyone?
I'm not insulted about being beaten out by Vail with a strap on.
Think about the good that comes out of it. A great poster
Dunno about the rest of the guys but the last thing -I- want is a big poster of a naked guy. I'd much rather see Vail on there. -Cough- Silver lining anyone?
dragonrazor
Boobies...BOOBIES....
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I don't know about being insulted.
I'm not insulted about being beaten out by Vail with a strap on.
Think about the good that comes out of it. A great poster
Dunno about the rest of the guys but the last thing -I- want is a big poster of a naked guy. I'd much rather see Vail on there. -Cough- Silver lining anyone?
Nor am I. I find it hilarious in fact.
ItsKittyBitches
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Waittt.
Can I vote for vail? :3
Can I vote for vail? :3
ShyMystica
Romantically Minded...
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Vail the Winner! Congrats!
Speaking of which, I'm driving in my car listening to the local radio station (*pouts* Oh how I miss the city radio stations!). Anyway, I song came on that is totally her theme song!
So here you go Vail...I officially propose this song as your theme song *grins proudly*
I Hate Boys - Christina Aguilera
So off you go sweetie, put that strap-on tight and strut your stuff!
Shy
Speaking of which, I'm driving in my car listening to the local radio station (*pouts* Oh how I miss the city radio stations!). Anyway, I song came on that is totally her theme song!
So here you go Vail...I officially propose this song as your theme song *grins proudly*
I Hate Boys - Christina Aguilera
So off you go sweetie, put that strap-on tight and strut your stuff!
Shy
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