Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[LeSabreur]

Warned to stay back from the edge, you flagrantly disregard said warning....

 

[Seamus44]

Xena the warrior princess

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yelling in a particularly militant library

 

[barefootgirl69]

Zoom zooming in the snowy snow and ending up in a ditchy ditch.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Agoraphobia running you out of supplies

 

[Seamus44]

Bowling balls dropped off the empure state building

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Crotchety old neighbors backing over you

 

[Seamus44]

Douchebags

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Examining the bang-end of a loaded, malfunctioning gun

 

[Seamus44]

Flashing the Medusa

 

[hilton1958]

My wife, if she saw all the shit I've posted here.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Going out of alphabetical order

 

[Seamus44]

Going out of alphabetical order

Heaving chunks into the porcelain throne after a long night

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Ice skating on the first or last lake ice of the year

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Jumping a ravine and not making it.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Kicking a bison

 

[Seamus44]

Losing your virginity

 

[Taegul]

Missing that daredevil motorcycle jump over the Grand Canyon by 200 feet.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Needles

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Oboes dropped from a tall building

 

[barefootgirl69]

Powdered doughnuts stuck in your throat and you don't have milk, tea, or coffee to save you.

 

[Seamus44]

Quizzes like the bridge troll in holy grail proctors

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Quizzes like the bridge troll in holy grail proctors

Responding to bridge-troll quizzes like the Knights from Monty Python

 

[Seamus44]

Responding to bridge-troll quizzes like the Knights from Monty Python

swallows dropping coconuts on you

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Throbbing headache from a cocoanut falling on you. Damn sparrows!