Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Seamus44]

Useless bad naughty Zoot

 

[Shenanigans90]

Viagra overdose (it’s a hard way to go)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wicked willing wenches and wenchers wrenching privates permanently painfully past

 

[LeSabreur]

X-ray machine getting stuck with the beam on

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yellow-bellied sapsucker flock thinks you look full of sap

 

[Seamus44]

Zero sex for extended periods

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Apologetic shenanigans

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Bullshit behavior

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Civility overriding assistance

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

Death

 

[Seamus44]

Exlax

 

[Seamus44]

Finishing a post without understanding the rules

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Gangbanged by Yeti’s

 

[Grumpy_OG]

Having a piece of a plane fall off and hitting you in the head

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Incoming relativistic portapotty

 

[barefootgirl69]

Junk food

 

[Seamus44]

Klingons

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Long walks in short directions

 

[Seamus44]

Melancholy

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Never ending dream

 

[LeSabreur]

Olfactory overload when you open the lid on the fermented seal flipper

 

[Seamus44]

Peckers

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Quantum foam popping

 

[Seamus44]

Running really fast to catch a train then hitting a patch of ice on the platform

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

Slowing down when the tiger chasing you is speeding up.