Something to lick

[Sex & Diamonds]

Wow, lots of good ideas. I was getting bored of the same old chocolate (can't believe I just said bored and chocolate in the same sentence), whipped cream, fruits and flavored "stuff". The candy thing sounds interesting and fun gonna have to give that one a try.

 

[coolr]

I know how they work....I wasn't that sheltered as a kid

just wouldn't want u to get hurt babe

 

[Sunny One]

Sipping champagne off of a lover's body can be very hot!

 

[Random Variable]

Your local candy isle. Little black bag, about 3 by 4 inches. Says pop rocks. That's about all you need to know.

-I

Thanks!
I can handle this, tho' not too familar with candy aisle of stores. Need companion for foray into unfamiliar territory.
(Main vice: I like to buy semisweet chocolate chips and put them in the freezer. Then nibble. Has nothing to do with sex except as occasional substitute. Try it.)
R.V.

 

[MR.GGG]

Just to add a voice of (boring and boorish) REASON re: POP ROCKS.

I NEVER suggested pouring a pack or three up her vagina. I expect that would result in a massive emboli and she would DIE.

What I suggested was work her up until she was right on the edge - seconds from cuming. You know, that incredible second or two when it's starting to roll over her, she can't stop it if she even wanted to...THAT second...bury your tongue in a pack and then PRESS it against her clit. The little explosions happen right away and continue on while she is cuming. Just move your tongue a little bit and let the explosions work their magic. She probably start shrieking and laughing too which increases blood supply and pressure.

NEVER tell her you're about to do this before hand. The reaction and surprise makes 90% of it work!

 

[MR.GGG]

Speak O the debil...

I just saw an AD on TV for POP ROCK breakfast cereal.

Ah Sunday morning breakfast in bed brought by the kids. The door shuts. Mommy starts screaming. The kids are hiding in the basement. Mommy and Daddy emerge some time later with mommy wearing the BIGGEST silly assed grin across her face the kids have seen since the night after they found the Gspot technique posting on Daddy's computer...








sshnortt !!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

For what it's worth, among the many edible items my s/o and I have used are: bananas, strawberries, and seedless grapes, (all at both room temp & frozen) plus sherbert/ice cream push-ups. We also got into a thing of seeing how many strawberries or grapes I could stuff into her vagina. Our record was something over 50, but I'd always start eating the evidence by then, so I can't be certain.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Quint]

Kind of silly question, but how the hell do you get them all out? I am deathly afraid of putting things that don't have nice industrial strength cords attached inside myself. What if they get lodged past where a finger can retrieve them? This is especially dangerous with food, although losing a tampon up there would panic me in no time as well. I personally will stick with surface-level kinkiness...less embarrassment explaining to the medics what exactly happened.

 

[coolr]

[B} I personally will stick with surface-level kinkiness...less embarrassment explaining to the medics what exactly happened. [/B]

but that's 1/2 the fun! lol

 

[Quint]

Hmm, I may be into humiliation, but that's usually pretty mild and planned. And a limited number of people have my permission to do it to me. I'm trying to keep a reputation of NOT looking like a complete idiot, and admitting to practicing reckless sex is NOT going to help me maintain that image. o)

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

how the hell do you get them all out?

That's a logical question, Quint. In my case, the answer is with my tongue and fingers. Simple contraction of the vaginal muscles tends to push front and center any sneaky little berry or grape trying to play hide n' seek.

While this is messy, it's safe. The s/o in question, aka: my wife of nearly 30 years, (she was a child bride, I'm older than dirt) is a RN and has never complained or warned me about this particular activity.

Number one wife's not a daredevil, however. For instance, she has a very negative attitude toward the idea of inserting the business end of a spray can full of whip cream past her "portal to pleasure" and firing away due to her concerns about it possibly causing an embolism.

If you think something like this might feel, and in this case also taste, good, then give it a try. It the idea seems icky or unsafe, just turn to another page in the "Joy of Sex".

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Quint]

Thanks, Rumple. Never tried the "contractions" thing to expel objects, but it does make sense. It's hard to separate the urban legends regarding food (which leads to infections, maggots, etc) from the reality, but having an RN's opinion is reassuring.

 

[MR.GGG]

DUZ ANYBODY ACTUALLY READ ANYTHING IN HERE???

WARNING: SOME BLONDES ZONE

NOBODY suggested shoveling this stuff up your twat by the bucketfull!!

Helllooooooo?

Put a few on your tongue & hold them against her clit when she cums.

These are NOT ROCKS. They are tiny grains of flavoured sugar with a couple of bubbles of Co2 (just like in a can of pop) locked in. When the sugar starts to get wet the CO2 expands and there's a tiny explosion - that's a ""TINY"" expansion explosion- were NOT talking about grenades up your twat here either, OK? These are tiny  and then the rest of the sugar dissolves in the juices and is simply licked away over thenext few minutes.

Alright now, kiddies. LETS REVIEW...

A ) NO GRAVEL UP YOUR TWAT

B) NO GRENADES UP YOUR TWAT

C) A TINY AMOUNT OF SUGAR AROUND THE CLIT

D) A MINISCULE AMOUNT OF CO2 RELEASED

E) PH LEVELS UP YOUR TWAT NOT - NOT NOT - AFFECTED

F) ZERO TISSUE DAMAGE FROM ""EXPLOSIONS""

G) Hey! That's ME!

G) is for Lord, GIMMIE strength

G)

 

[Spenser41]

Mr G... Sir
Calm down. She was just asking. That is all.

 

[Quint]

For what it's worth, among the many edible items my s/o and I have used are: bananas, strawberries, and seedless grapes, (all at both room temp & frozen) plus sherbert/ice cream push-ups. We also got into a thing of seeing how many strawberries or grapes I could stuff into her vagina. Our record was something over 50, but I'd always start eating the evidence by then, so I can't be certain.

Rumple Foreskin

Hello, Mr. "Everything has to be about me"! I was referring to this post, NOT your precious pop rocks post (which actually sounds like a pretty good idea). If you can calm down for a second, maybe you'll see that YES, the subject in question IS in fact putting things inside his s/o in vast quantities. And as far as I can tell, nobody has recently expressed any sort of dismay at the pop rocks idea. BACK OFF.

 

[kakia]

I have never had any luck with the Altoids thing. Maybe I'm just not doing it right. But what really works is those cool little Listerine Pocket Packs that are out now. Gave a friend of mine one of the coolest blowjobs. Plus, I had gone to a party and this guy placed a listerine tab on my nipple and sucked on it for a bit. And then his girlfriend blew on my nipple...the cooling effect definitely made me perky!!