son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Saucyminx]

I hate socks so fucking bad right now. Socks can eat a big bag of dicks.

 

[Saucyminx]

She ok?

 

[haha_on_me]

Forevermore known as the Curly Haired Dickhead. (said with the utmost love and respect for her sheer amazingness of course)

*snickers* We had the Chemical Hotline on speed dial when my kids were little.

 

[haha_on_me]

*laughing* That's the first time she's ever done anything stupid like that. Hopefully the last!

Playing those odds at Vegas?.

 

[pete]

clearly this isn't behavior she picked up from her mother.

 

[multitalentman]

clearly this isn't behavior she picked up from her mother.

Clearly!

ROTF! Pete that was awesome!

 

[multitalentman]

Fucker!!!

I can't keep from thinking of that sexy accent spewing out these words trying to sound all badass.

 

[pete]

Fucker!!!

hey i can sympathize, my 5 yr old son has been trying to kiss all the girls at the daycare.

obviously he gets those untoward ideas from spongebob.

 

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[Saucyminx]

One Direction concert?

 

[pete]

Always a delight to wake up to that.

dutch oven ?

 

[Saucyminx]

So very romantic. . . um NOT!

But subtle. Very very subtle.

 

[multitalentman]

Gotta love lunch breaks!

 

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[Saucyminx]

I like One Direction.

I won't hold that against you dear heart. I honestly know nothing about them. Just make sure you have the right reaction when you see them, squeal, and throw your panties. You know, like if you see a cute guy in the bookstore.

Hey, Saucy! Guess whose teen just brought home the sex ed consent form. Great...

Now, her school district stands out for many reasons. I'm thinking this situation may go better than babyminx's. (It better...).

I hope neither of you end up in detention. Also, Babyminx said to warn her about the birthing videos. She said she, herself, may be scarred from giant vaginas on parade in a co-ed environment.

Can you just imagine the comments she was making that the teacher didn't hear?

 

[pplwatching]

I like One Direction.

I have been to a 1D concert! In Toronto, Canada. I gave up my "pretty decent" seat to some tweenager who was already in it when I arrived, who gave me the 'sad puppy' look. I wandered off thinking I'd go sit on the lawn, because I really didn't care about the show. I was just a chaperone.

Security waved me over to the 'dad zone', where all of the other dads were escaping the fangirls ... futzing with their cell phones and ignoring the show. It was an empty space with a great view of the stage, much better than my paid seat so I watched the show from there. Every time a tween would come over, security would shoe them away but they left the dads alone.

I actually enjoyed the show. I thought that the musicians were all very good and that's a fantastic ampitheater.

 

[Saucyminx]

That proud moment when your kid is complaining about her literature teacher's enjambment. I had to clutch my chest.

And that slightly thrilling moment when your son gets in the car laughing and says, "My friend says my older sister is hot."
Me: Did he see babyminx when I picked you up last week?
Him: Nope, he meant you. Hysterical laugher.
Me: *grinning* We need to get that kid to an ophthalmologist immediately but he is now my favorite.

 

[bailadora]

That proud moment when your kid is complaining about her literature teacher's enjambment. I had to clutch my chest.

And that slightly thrilling moment when your son gets in the car laughing and says, "My friend says my older sister is hot."
Me: Did he see babyminx when I picked you up last week?
Him: Nope, he meant you. Hysterical laugher.
Me: *grinning* We need to get that kid to an ophthalmologist immediately but he is now my favorite.

The kid recognizes quality when he see it. *nods*

 

[multitalentman]

That proud moment when your kid is complaining about her literature teacher's enjambment. I had to clutch my chest.

I must admit,
I had to look that up,
a bit


And that slightly thrilling moment when your son gets in the car laughing and says, "My friend says my older sister is hot."
Me: Did he see babyminx when I picked you up last week?
Him: Nope, he meant you. Hysterical laugher.
Me: *grinning* We need to get that kid to an ophthalmologist immediately but he is now my favorite.

http://designforuse.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ferris.jpg Was it this kid? He is either the smoothest operator since this guy or innocent and naive beyond belief. I'm going with the former, and he has my respect . #brilliant!

 

[Emerson40]

And that slightly thrilling moment when your son gets in the car laughing and says, "My friend says my older sister is hot."
Me: Did he see babyminx when I picked you up last week?
Him: Nope, he meant you. Hysterical laugher.
Me: *grinning* We need to get that kid to an ophthalmologist immediately but he is now my favorite.

Too funny.

You think babyminx. He's thinking about Minx's twins.



He would've come undone if he had a Lit log-in and was checking out profile pics on Wednesday night.

 

[bailadora]

He would've come undone if he had a Lit log-in and was checking out profile pics on Wednesday night.

Wait, what? I missed it, again? Well, shit!!

 

[Saucyminx]

Baila honey, you didn't miss much. I posted a pic of the girls, with clamps and a chain for a limited time only to spice things up a lil bit. Let's just say I was bored shirtless.

As for my 20 year old admirer, he probably would have been terrified if he saw that pic. Tittehs that big can only be handled by at least slightly experienced hands, not to mention the hardware. lol

 

[Saucyminx]

Despite having chicken marinating in the fridge for Teriaki chicken, what I'm really craving is some Mexican.