son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Miles Long]

Interesting.

 

[NightL]

butt not there butt there

 

[NightL]

but it is there now - but for how long?

 

[NightL]

long butts or short butts - hmm - to butt or not to butt: that is the question:

how long can a butt but be?

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's all gone very Alice in Wonderland here. What are our roles? The Red and White Queens are taken, I rather think, but I'd make a decent stab at being the Walrus or the Caterpillar...

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's all very confusing. I can't tell if my butt's presence is offending night or titilating him.

I think it is titillating him, which offends his deeply-held religious principles and thus offends him.

'World is crazier and more of it than we think,
Incorrigibly plural.'

 

[KissyTitties]

I hate the taste of red frosting.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I hate the taste of red frosting.

Oh...

And yet it speaks so highly of you.

I loathe having things to do. I should be lying on a chaise, with a train of beautiful slaves dancing attendance on me. Ah me.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I suddenly want to ship some glitter.

I like the other option the OP mentioned, too.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I like you.

I do look good in glitter, it's true. But I'm not available mail order, more's the pity.

And you ain't so bad yourself, shiny! Hope all's well.

 

[imemkay]

17 degrees below zero. I need to relocate to a warmer locale.

 

[haha_on_me]

17 degrees below zero. I need to relocate to a warmer locale.

Gah, that is horrible!

 

[Emerson40]

butt not there butt there

long butts or short butts - hmm - to butt or not to butt: that is the question:

how long can a butt but be?

Sir Mix-A-Lot, is that you?

 

[NightL]

brain was fuzzy from work but a butt brought on a smile that I took back to work

 

[Miles Long]

Slices on the calves, slices on the calves

 

[Aphro]

Slices on the calves, slices on the calves

I read this as "slices of calves" and all I can think of now is veal schnitzel.

 

[Saucyminx]

I suddenly want to ship some glitter.

But lovely, you do remember Babyminx declaring glitter to be the herpes of the crafting world. If the recipient is who I think it is, I say you just send actual herpes.

And since this thread has taken a turn for the butts:

https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9k30eCvyb1qbr4yyo1_500.gif

And I can admit, I kind of totally want to do this now.

 

[multitalentman]

But lovely, you do remember Babyminx declaring glitter to be the herpes of the crafting world. If the recipient is who I think it is, I say you just send actual herpes.

And since this thread has taken a turn for the butts:



And I can admit, I kind of totally want to do this now.

Oh the things I am missing! *sigh*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Blurt Alert: Pay no attention to the woman in pink. (please)


{i'm afraid that i'm never going to see him again, and right now, i'm finding that thought very hard to live with.}

*cries*

 

[NippleMuncher]

17 degrees below zero. I need to relocate to a warmer locale.

I have a spare bedroom you can use, it happens to be MY bedroom, hope you don't mind sharing.

 

[Miles Long]

Remember the craigslist killer? Where was that, Boston?

 

[Saucyminx]

I'll stick with glitter.

Because Craigslist.

Hahahaha. Oh right. I forgot.

 

[imemkay]

There was a Craigslist killer?

There was. I'm pretty sure it was Boston.

 

[imemkay]

I have a spare bedroom you can use, it happens to be MY bedroom, hope you don't mind sharing.

My flight is booked! See you at the airport!

 

[Saucyminx]

There was. I'm pretty sure it was Boston.

Craig's List Killer