son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Emerson40]

I'm not sure the potential of Kraft Singles as a dating website was discussed in the boardroom as thoroughly as it could have been.




Kate G - Feta up with fakes and flakes

http://38.media.tumblr.com/fabe94837a5f6bc536794e66352573b5/tumblr_n8oukgBCYM1sk2qkro10_500.jpg




Sally H - Likes R&Brie, kittens, and long walks on the beach

http://38.media.tumblr.com/042260dfd3c20cab9e9764d5b07d3d7a/tumblr_n8oukgBCYM1sk2qkro9_500.jpg




Nelly T - Tired of bad boys, looking for a gouda man who knows how to treat a lady.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/dc84f3cb93dba731a51d4d26eff1b9c7/tumblr_n8oukgBCYM1sk2qkro8_500.jpg




Michelle W - Looking for friendship and peace. Interested in a partner who lives life according to the teachings of Cheese-us.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/8aad9d6eb246faee8201de2552c0b1b4/tumblr_n8oukgBCYM1sk2qkro7_500.jpg




Penny - Looking for a guy who loves to laugh and is tired of being provolone

http://37.media.tumblr.com/493045d7b4d89268e17893ff944b0cf0/tumblr_n8qvkxwFLs1r539hzo1_500.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

Apparently, according to a PM, I require adult supervision.




Now accepting applications.

 

[multitalentman]

Adults on lit, fairly common. Mature, responsible adults on lit? I think they are supposed to be called moderators, but even that system appears to be flawed.
Just sayin......

 

[Miles Long]

I prefer bacon.

 

[Saucyminx]

You prefer bacon to adult supervision?


Hmmm, Emerson, did you mean adult supervision or adult supervision. I might be willing to throw my hat in for that position, actually for a whole host of positions. *waggles eyebrows*

Yank! Why do you want to mess up my pool table when there are plenty of other surfaces to do the nasty on? Oh wait, sadist. Nm.

 

[midwestyankee]

You prefer bacon to adult supervision?


Hmmm, Emerson, did you mean adult supervision or adult supervision. I might be willing to throw my hat in for that position, actually for a whole host of positions. *waggles eyebrows*

Yank! Why do you want to mess up my pool table when there are plenty of other surfaces to do the nasty on? Oh wait, sadist. Nm.

It's so cute when they answer their own questions.

 

[Saucyminx]

It's so cute when they answer their own questions.

I am cute.

blurt: I will not post "well whoop-de-fucking-do for you" on one of my fav picture threads. It would be childish and churlish. Instead I will just think it, really loudly.

 

[midwestyankee]

I am cute.

blurt: I will not post "well whoop-de-fucking-do for you" on one of my fav picture threads. It would be childish and churlish. Instead I will just think it, really loudly.

Methinks there's an interesting story behind this blurt. And you had me at churlish, young lady.

 

[multitalentman]

I prefer mass generalisations and irrational assumptions. Don't bore me with facts, multi!

Why are all Aussie girls so cute and blonde like when they make mass general assumptions and irrational assumptions?

 

[Saucyminx]

Curiouser and curiouser

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

while I was doing laundry yesterday, I got a wild hair and tried the clothespins-on -the-nips thing.

I brushed my teeth while I waited for the excitement to kick in.

nothing happened. I want my money back.

 

[daus42]

while I was doing laundry yesterday, I got a wild hair and tried the clothespins-on -the-nips thing.

I brushed my teeth while I waited for the excitement to kick in.

nothing happened. I want my money back.

At least you got clean teeth and laundry!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

this is true.


hello daus, how are you?

 

[daus42]

this is true.


hello daus, how are you?

I'm doing well as I hope you are too!!! Perhaps something other than clothes pins is more suitable!!!

 

[Aphro]

while I was doing laundry yesterday, I got a wild hair and tried the clothespins-on -the-nips thing.

I brushed my teeth while I waited for the excitement to kick in.

nothing happened. I want my money back.

Something must have been in the water...because so did I!!!

My clothespins are cheap though, and I think I nearly got nipple splinters.

I had a mental picture of me, hanging in the backyard, tits pegged to the line. *shudders *

I agree, much overrated. I didn't brush my teeth though. Maybe you should have applied the vibrating toothbrush elsewhere for better effect?

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Not a fan of clamps.

 

[Emerson40]

It has been my experience that the clothespin being clamped on - even during seductive laundry folding - is not so much the tingly, erotic bit.

It is the wee spike in tender pain upon removal, as soft tissue and blood rush in to the pin bite and collide, heightening sensitivities and encouraging endorphins.

Multiple pin placement, on various sensitive areas of the body (not just nipples), and then deliberately removed, can be quite stimulating.

I have pulled many clothespins (spaced apart, attached to a rope) off in one sudden move, and I have removed many one at a time, slowly and methodically.

All above is intensified if the pinned is blindfolded and / or restrained.

Old, reliable wooden ones, with sturdy springs work best.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Something must have been in the water...because so did I!!!

My clothespins are cheap though, and I think I nearly got nipple splinters.

I had a mental picture of me, hanging in the backyard, tits pegged to the line. *shudders *

I agree, much overrated. I didn't brush my teeth though. Maybe you should have applied the vibrating toothbrush elsewhere for better effect?

i like the way you think.

nts~ purchase vibrating toothbrush.
much easier to tell the children 'stay out of the bathroom, i'm brushing my teeth!'
than to say 'stay out of the bathroom, i'm diddling my love button!'

also, the pins didn't actually fit. ahem.

It has been my experience that the clothespin being clamped on - even during seductive laundry folding - is not so much the tingly, erotic bit.

It is the wee spike in tender pain upon removal, as soft tissue and blood rush in to the pin bite and collide, heightening sensitivities and encouraging endorphins.

Multiple pin placement, on various sensitive areas of the body (not just nipples), and then deliberately removed, can be quite stimulating.

I have pulled many clothespins (spaced apart, attached to a rope) off in one sudden move, and I have removed many one at a time, slowly and methodically.

All above is intensified if the pinned is blindfolded and / or restrained.

Old, reliable wooden ones, with sturdy springs work best.

i can't decide if i'm frightened or intrigued. i'll have to get back to you on that.

 

[Emerson40]

You prefer bacon to adult supervision?


Hmmm, Emerson, did you mean adult supervision or adult supervision. I might be willing to throw my hat in for that position, actually for a whole host of positions. *waggles eyebrows*

I will admit, bacon is a close second, but adult, er... I mean adult supervision would be my first choice.

As the song goes: "...you can leave your hat on!"

*waggles it back atcha*

 

[Emerson40]

Clothespins... or pegs as we civilised folk call them, don't provide nearly enough for my liking. I find the whole thing tedious.

I thought it was just me...

Perhaps you just haven't had your hand-washables laundered by the right person yet.



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Click pic to open card ➚

 

[Miles Long]

I prefer bacon to anything that isn't bacon.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I prefer bacon to anything that isn't bacon.

Beer is not bacon. Choose your blurts carefully.

 

[Miles Long]

Crazy.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Crazy is outdated. Psycho, now that will get your attention.

 

[Saucyminx]

Your face is crazy.

You and my son must be soul mates.

Blurt: Oh well, that was fun while it lasted.