son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Wild_Honey_66]

lol! you know i heard that in that funny accent.

i'm good, thanks. hope you are too!

 

[glynndah]

Dear trees,

I appreciate that you want to have sex, lots and lots of it, but could you hurry it along a bit and finish up soon?

Sincerely yours,

the itchy-eyed, sneezy good little witch.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

This doesn't have to be so hard, ya know?




Also I think Em said I had a sexy arse.

We already knew that, Sexy Buns!

 

[Miles Long]

This post is 16,501!

 

[Emerson40]

This doesn't have to be so hard, ya know?

Said no nekkid 'orney woman evah!

Also I think Em said I had a sexy arse.

I did done did, cause it is.

And I am an accredited arse aficiando, so I would know.

 

[Emerson40]

This post is 16,501!

**SOUND OF CLAPPING AND APPLAUSE**

https://31.media.tumblr.com/0293a755a68bc575c524d4adf04e80e9/tumblr_inline_myrfn6Kxzv1qze8f7.gif

 

[Miles Long]

**SOUND OF CLAPPING AND APPLAUSE**

https://31.media.tumblr.com/0293a755a68bc575c524d4adf04e80e9/tumblr_inline_myrfn6Kxzv1qze8f7.gif

I didn't know you have a trampoline! *is jealous*

 

[multitalentman]

This doesn't have to be so hard, ya know?




Also I think Em said I had a sexy arse.

I think a second opinion is in order! Sexy arse? Maybe it DOES have to be so hard.

 

[Miles Long]

You mean like a penis?

 

[Miles Long]

To popcorn or not to popcorn.

 

[multitalentman]

Or nipple

 

[Saucyminx]

The Goblin King

This just amused me so damn much.

 

[Emerson40]

Holy boob burns Batman!


I would totally offer to allow those.

 

[Miles Long]

Holy boob burns Batman!


I would totally offer to allow those.

But will she allow you to aloe them too?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*gently presses fingertip into sunburned boobie-flesh, lifts, repeats*

pretty bra!

 

[multitalentman]

Ohh your gonna get it! Tsk tsk. Honey brat just doesn't work. Lol

 

[Saucyminx]

Holy boob burns Batman!


I would totally offer to allow those.

Is the aloe in the fridge?

But will she allow you to aloe them too?

Yep.

*gently presses fingertip into sunburned boobie-flesh, lifts, repeats*

pretty bra!

It would leave white prints for a second.

Thanks! I like that one because it doesn't stick out when I'm wearing something low cut.

 

[multitalentman]

Phallic? You been spending way too much time with those GB hoodlums. Their wearing off on you Rainy!

 

[Miles Long]

I didn't even have to squint.

 

[Saucyminx]

Ha! This was my first thought too.

And also.... The burn is kinda phallic if you squint a little...

Are you squinting at my boobs?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ohh your gonna get it! Tsk tsk. Honey brat just doesn't work. Lol

hush. what do you know.

It would leave white prints for a second.

Thanks! I like that one because it doesn't stick out when I'm wearing something low cut.

it would!

i need new bras. can we make the dress-up party the highlight of a weekend get-together,

and go shopping for pretty things in there, too, somewhere?

Ha! This was my first thought too.

And also.... The burn is kinda phallic if you squint a little...

i'm sure the men are having no trouble having phallic thoughts without squinting.

 

[Saucyminx]

And now everyone else is too. *giggles*

At least they aren't trying to roast marshmallows over them.

 

[midwestyankee]

Are you squinting at my boobs?

Don't have to. Even with my wretched eyesight.

 

[multitalentman]

More like wienies. Lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I didn't even have to squint.

see!


Saucy, your bra looks soft.

i wonder which is more velvety, Saucy's bra, or Saucy's boobies...