son of the isolated blurts thread!

[midwestyankee]

In all honesty, I've never seen or used a lemon fork in a restaurant.

My tea party was nearly ruined because I don't own a lemon fork. I was so ashamed.

I don't think I'd be inviting any of those "there MUST be a lemon fork" types back to the next party.

 

[Miles Long]

In all honesty, I've never seen or used a lemon fork in a restaurant.

My tea party was nearly ruined because I don't own a lemon fork. I was so ashamed.

What a fucking pleb!

 

[Saucyminx]

What a fucking pleb!

*hangs head in shame*

 

[Saucyminx]

I don't think I'd be inviting any of those "there MUST be a lemon fork" types back to the next party.

Most of the ladies at that party didn't even know what a lemon fork was. We did all get a big laugh out of it though. I suspect I shall be receiving at least 5 of them for my birthday.

 

[Emerson40]

My oh my, what an impressive lemon fork, said no discerning Dirty Bird ever.


And I have heard it said, when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of snobby bitches who mention lemon forks at tea parties.

 

[midwestyankee]

Most of the ladies at that party didn't even know what a lemon fork was. We did all get a big laugh out of it though. I suspect I shall be receiving at least 5 of them for my birthday.

I want one now. But I assure you it will never see a lemon.

 

[Saucyminx]

My oh my, what an impressive lemon fork, said no discerning Dirty Bird ever.


And I have heard it said, when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of snobby bitches who mention lemon forks at tea parties.

Darling, I would never waste a lemon on some snobby bitch. They are much too tasty. You just slap a snobby bitch, and remember--pinky out.

 

[Saucyminx]

I want one now. But I assure you it will never see a lemon.

I will send you one of the 5 I'm going to be getting.

 

[Emerson40]

It is not the size of the lemon fork that matters, but the tingle of the tine on your tang.

 

[Saucyminx]

It is not the size of the lemon fork that maters, but the tingle of the tine on your tang.

And "Fork you!" becomes an actual thing. . .

 

[midwestyankee]

I will send you one of the 5 I'm going to be getting.

You're a generous woman. I wouldn't mind if you included a few of those pastries of yours, too. You know, just as one of those "and if you order in the next 5 minutes" kind of bonuses.

 

[Saucyminx]

You're a generous woman. I wouldn't mind if you included a few of those pastries of yours, too. You know, just as one of those "and if you order in the next 5 minutes" kind of bonuses.

It's a deal. The forks should start rolling in very soon.

I will actually not be up your way in the not too distant future. My younger brother lives in MA and is having a really rough time of it at the moment. He needs a big sister hug/ass kicking/'get your shit together you are a grown ass man' lecture. That combination always has more impact if delivered in person.

I will however still send you a fork and some sweet stuff.

 

[Emerson40]

That looks like a wee trident, something you'd see at a mermaid's baby shower.

 

[midwestyankee]

I could see many uses for that fork, all of them disgracefully delightful and nothing to do with lemons.

Miles you're kinda creepy over there sharpening those knives and leering at my boobs and I like it.

They are , indeed, quite leer-worthy.

 

[Miles Long]

Now we just need a melon baller!

 

[Emerson40]

Now we just need a melon baller!

Look at that av once more.




We're gonna need a bigger baller.

 

[fire_breeze]

Now we just need a melon baller!

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

[Miles Long]

Who's going to toss your fruit salad?

Funny you should ask...

Look at that av once more.




We're gonna need a bigger baller.

We're gonna need a motorboat!

Ask and ye shall receive.

Thank you breezy!

 

[multitalentman]

I could see many uses for that fork, all of them disgracefully delightful and nothing to do with lemons.

Miles you're kinda creepy over there sharpening those knives and leering at my boobs and I like it.

Oh my! That's one sexy av you have rainy! * wipes drool from lip as staring continues*

 

[multitalentman]

Thank you kind Sir. Personally, iI'd like to see them with that fork scraped over them.

Where is firebreeze on this one?

 

[fire_breeze]

Where is firebreeze on this one?

Fork scraping melon?

Here you go

 

[Saucyminx]

I believe the theme became fork scraping melons. Just remember, pinky out!

And that melon snake maker is a scary gadget.

I'm sleepy and not long for the waking world.

 

[multitalentman]

Fork scraping melon?

Here you go

Thank you my dear lady! Never had a doubt!

 

[Emerson40]

I cherish this time, and hold these adventures close to my heart.

 

[Saucyminx]

I cherish this time, and hold these adventures close to my heart.

For future reference, if we ever have any shared adventures, please hold them a little lower. *leer*


Ok work day. I don't like you. You don't like me. Let's just make the best of it, and get this over with as quickly as possible. I have gambling, drinking, and other non-specific carousing to do this evening.

ETA: And now we dance! If it's no pants Friday, would that make it the no pants dance?