son of the isolated blurts thread!

[bobsgirl]

hang on...what pampering?!

ed

Oh nothing...

 

[NightL]

Cadbury Creme Egg. Hands down the worlds best easter egg. AMIRITE?!

- those front house supermarket displays snare you?

They put those products out earlier every year.

 

[Saucyminx]

Can't escape them!

You can have my share honey bunny. Those things are so sickeningly sweet I can't even look at them. Urk. I do love the commercial with the Easter Lion though.

I make my own candy eggs, PB, and salted caramel chocolate ganache. Ha ha I don't eat them either but the rest of the family does.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Miles Long]

Work break!

 

[Ellafun]

Work break!

(wonders if he's pressed up against that cold glass again....)

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm making gingerbread and the house smells gorgeous.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I'm making gingerbread and the house smells gorgeous.

You're naughty!

 

[Saucyminx]

You're naughty!

RUDE! and no not cookies my perverted pastry bukake friend, just the cake. Nothing ruder than beating the eggs and whisking the heavy cream goin on here--darn the luck

 

[NippleMuncher]

RUDE! and no not cookies my perverted pastry bukake friend, just the cake. Nothing ruder than beating the eggs and whisking the heavy cream goin on here--darn the luck

I apologize.

This is the image that should have shown.

 

[Miles Long]

Heat wave!

 

[silverwhisper]

when my wife gets home tomorrow, she's gonna be very surprised by the brownies.

however few are left by then...

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

I don't care what they say mammograms are the pits.

Agreed. After being locked and loaded once, I asked the tech what would happen in case of a fire. She said there was a hand crank to release me from my printing press prison. I called bullshit. There was no way in hell she would be hanging around to de-press my boob from that torture device. She was laughing so hard I thought she was gonna pee. When it was all over she said I was the most fun she had all day. I grinned and told her I couldn't not say the same, rolled up my poor flattened teat and tucked it back in my bra and went on my merry way.

 

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[Miles Long]

Some days you wake up and just think "Why pants? Why now?"

 

[imemkay]

Even though the shopping trip got cancelled, this is still turning out to be a really good day!

 

[Miles Long]

Level 3 complete! Fuckin' A!

 

[sereneone4u]

I don't care what they say mammograms are the pits.

Dammit.

I did not get my mammogram yesterday.

*headsmack*

 

[Saucyminx]

Just when you think you've got this life thing under control, God laughs in your face and says "Not just yet, lady, not just yet."

They say the universe doesn't give you more than you can handle. I say I wish the universe didn't have so much confidence in some of us sometimes.

Big hugs darlin and I always have 2 shoulders to cry on should you need them--and a fully stocked bar complete with mustache mugs.

 

[Miles Long]

Fucking nailed it.

 

[sereneone4u]

Oh noes! Make a new time!

I have been doing that for three years now.

 

[sereneone4u]

Pretty upset right now.

 

[Cathleen]

You are such a bag of wind...you should think before you use your fingers.

 

[Miles Long]

Wow, I had how much to drink tonight?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Inappropriate moments overheard while Dad was playing with the curly haired wonder (4) in the toy room...

CHW: Barbie's gone for a holiday in the oven!
Daddy: Are you German?
CHW: Ya!

Wow. Incredible.