son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Miles Long]

Why am I giggling at the word "vergin"?

 

[fire_breeze]

Because it is an indictment of the public school system?

 

[Emerson40]

Why am I giggling at the word "vergin"?

Cause kids say the darnedest things.

 

[Emerson40]

A cold beer when waking at 4 am is totally acceptable when the big game is on.

A couple cups of of coffee with Baileys is not a bad way to start a day either.

Nice jobs Canuck athletes, great Olympics!

 

[Miles Long]

http://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/attachments/football/16285d1352687385-tim-dobbins-u-mad-bro.jpg

*tee hee*

 

[Emerson40]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a3e94b38b515e54daf71e4491d38f0f3/tumblr_mogzn5jgOq1sroq5qo1_500.gif

 

[Miles Long]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/a3e94b38b515e54daf71e4491d38f0f3/tumblr_mogzn5jgOq1sroq5qo1_500.gif

True dat.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Why am I giggling at the word "vergin"?

I caught that too, but giggling wasn't my response, which is why I've politely stayed out of the conversation.

 

[Fish_Tales]

Because it is an indictment of the public school system?

I can read succint Fire Breeze quotes all day long

 

[Lord Pmann]

I just watched The World's Fattest Man. They just cut a "flap" off his upper thigh that weighed just over a 1/4 of me (and I'm not skinny). Far out, how does that happen to a person?! How can you not see it happening and try and turn it around?!

Ewwwww.

This makes me think of a story my firefighter friend told me. They got a call to this house because the neighbours thought this guy died because of the smell. They go into the house and see this guy who is like 500lbs laying there. He's alive. But, his legs were just being eaten away by sores and... brace yourself... Maggots. *vom* He showed me a picture of the guy and it made me so ill. Most of the firefighters had to leave and vomit. My friend said that is the only time that he ever got sick and he's seen some gross shit. The guy didn't want their help. He just wanted to be left to die. He had given up on life. But fuck me, that's some kind of giving up.

 

[NightL]

someone must have been feeding him - think about it

500lbs man does not shop - may not even make it to the refrigerator. Someone else was aiding and abetting.

 

[Saucyminx]

Really school district? You are going to take me on again. How did that work out for you last time?

 

[Eilan]

I caught that too, but giggling wasn't my response, which is why I've politely stayed out of the conversation.

Indeed.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Indeed.

Love your new tagline!

 

[Saucyminx]

My daughter and her gifted class feel VERY strongly about the changes that are going to go into effect for next year.

The school superintendent had a meeting with them today. She spoke down to them, discounted their questions, and royally pissed off my little miss. I emailed the superintendent this evening, and she shuffled me off to one of her underlings. We will see how that goes tomorrow. I want the changes, and the reasoning in writing.

Anyway--the class is banding together, and have requested to be heard at the next school board meeting. I'm so proud of them for standing up for themselves, for doing the work, and doing it in a mature, organized way.

I think they are going to be disappointed. I think my daughter, and most of the class will drop out of the program next year. I also think that was the intention of the school district in the first place.

I think my baby is headed for a hard life lesson and it makes me angry and sad. Being right doesn't guarantee you the win. Hopefully I'm wrong.

Viva la resistance!

 

[Emerson40]

I just watched The World's Fattest Man. They just cut a "flap" off his upper thigh that weighed just over a 1/4 of me (and I'm not skinny). Far out, how does that happen to a person?! How can you not see it happening and try and turn it around?!

Some folks take the path that lead to buns o' steel, some take the one that leads to burger buns.

 

[Miles Long]

I just watched The World's Fattest Man. They just cut a "flap" off his upper thigh that weighed just over a 1/4 of me (and I'm not skinny). Far out, how does that happen to a person?! How can you not see it happening and try and turn it around?!

Which state did he live in? My money's on Texas.

 

[Miles Long]

Now who am I gonna call?

RIP Harold Ramis...

 

[peedrinker21]

Munky See. Munky Do​

 

[NightL]

No, I really do not want to see your cockatar while I eat my chocolate croissant!!! UGH!

*breathes*

I would much rather watch you eat a chocolate croissant

I agree - and that one is particularly ugly - wish the mods did indeed have the power to remove it.

I will leave threads because of that one - how the hell can you read posts with that thing poking you in the eye - There is a serious need to get some sandpaper on that thing - complete lack of shine

Why oh why do they think it appealing?

 

[NightL]

where has my sandwich gone?

 

[Miles Long]

where has my sandwich gone?

Follow the trail of crumbs...


(Great comment! I burst out loud in laughter upon reading it.)

 

[Emerson40]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c59efa43459d4cbf14d947ffecc0971/tumblr_n0x5248A0J1rxpytqo1_1280.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

Especially ones that smell of sweat and pee and dress poorly. AMIRITE?

Rainy deserves a commendation!

 

[NippleMuncher]

I have to say, I saw this in another thread and I immediately thought of Minxy. For you, my dear.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dLdZQ3RxESA/UZXQ9bWSieI/AAAAAAAAK5Y/wvxHFCZmR4Q/s320/Funny-quotes-sayings-about-love-deep-guy-call-inspirational.jpg