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[Bert_Fegg]

Well - I'm a big fan of the Roman Catholic faith for one reason only

 

[DesEsseintes]

Ah.

I LOVE Frank Zappa. What an inspirational, brilliant man. Though naturally I could not endorse his views on Catholic girls.

<Frowns. Removes speck of dust from halo.>

 

[prettyserpentine]

I prefer to pay homage to Cthulhu, myself.

 

[TechnoGeek]

Glad we could be of some service, Bert

I am an idiot, didn't realize you were talking about the bit between you and Des. Strike my idiocy from the record.

And Bert, Hamlet... act 3... scene... it escapes me. Teachers would be very disappointed in me.

 

[Bert_Fegg]

An ex gf once explained how the nuns that taught her made virtue so unpleasant and gave the sins of the flesh such a tempting veneer - Who could resist?

If I was going to worship a Deity it would be Kali. She kicks ass - usually after removing it from the kickee

 

[DesEsseintes]

I prefer to pay homage to Cthulhu, myself.

A friend of mine claims that it is his one true desire to be eaten by the Old Ones when they return, once the stars are right. Interesting chap. Mad as a sack of eels, of course.

Did you know, by the way, that Cthulhu now comes in a child-friendly version?

 

[prettyserpentine]

A friend of mine claims that it is his one true desire to be eaten by the Old Ones when they return, once the stars are right. Interesting chap. Mad as a sack of eels, of course.

Did you know, by the way, that Cthulhu now comes in a child-friendly version?

Now this is the kind of Dr Seuss type thing I could get into...

 

[Bert_Fegg]

A friend of mine claims that it is his one true desire to be eaten by the Old Ones when they return, once the stars are right. Interesting chap. Mad as a sack of eels, of course.

Did you know, by the way, that Cthulhu now comes in a child-friendly version?

That rocks

My friend Amy at Mangotree once told me of a thing she'd written - It was little red riding hood, in Nasdat.

Sadly she hasn't got the manuscript, because I'd give quite a bit to see it

 

[TechnoGeek]

Now this is the kind of Dr Seuss type thing I could get into...

-drops dead from a massive heart attack, whilst an embolism ruptures in his brain-

 

[DesEsseintes]

Have you read any of Angela Carter's writing, Bert? Especially Company of Wolves?

Now there's a version of Little Red Riding Hood we can all enjoy. Great film, too.

 

[TechnoGeek]

Have you read any of Angela Carter's writing, Bert? Especially Company of Wolves?

Now there's a version of Little Red Riding Hood we can all enjoy. Great film, too.

-puts bioshock down and becomes absorbed in the link-

 

[Bert_Fegg]

Have you read any of Angela Carter's writing, Bert? Especially Company of Wolves?

Now there's a version of Little Red Riding Hood we can all enjoy. Great film, too.

I'm sorry to say I haven't

 

[prettyserpentine]

Ugh, I got bored and decided to randomly google bunches of stuff I like.

Sex. And books. These were two of my random google searches. So I googled 'sex book'.

Why were there like thirty pictures of Madonna? That woman gives me nightmares.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Madonna looks like a transsexual who aborted half-way. Those veins!

Now for real sex books...

The Story of The Eye
Delta of Venus

I hasten to add that I recommend buying these properly, of course, but for a taster, especially the latter...

 

[TechnoGeek]

Madonna is not the sex symbol she once was, and even then... I never fapped it to her... and I'm a certifiable kid of the 80's. So I have to agree she is not exactly the prettiest woman around. Now Miss Serpentine....

-blushes dreamily-

 

[Bert_Fegg]

you guys can worship whoever you like - My heart is given to Jenny Agutter.

I've heard it said that one should always have one dream unfulfilled, because what is life without dreams? This is why If I were ever to find myself naked, in a jaccuzi full of custard, in the company of Miss Agutter and Dame Helen Mirren, in one sense, it would be a very sad day for me.....

 

[Niceandbrutal]

At the behest of a very wonderful woman who should be absolutely beaming here shortly, I have poked my head in to say hello.

It's been a while since I've been active on any thread for just about any forum in a meaningful way, but since it means so much to a special person very near and dear to my heart, I'm going to try and be a bit more active here for her. I'm honored to be able to collaborate with her on some stories we may work up the courage to post, I know how much writing means to her and I'm told I'm not too shabby myself. I'm looking forward to using that to hopefully bridge our 3,900ish mile divide, and hopefully we'll get some wicked enjoyment out of it as well.

I'm sure I'll get to know you all soon enough, as I know how this wonderful woman has a way of pulling people into her life like no display of nature can match.

So to all a cheery greetings, irrespective of local time zone, and may you all have a wonderful day/night

Hello, and welcome!

It is a real pleasure meeting you here.

*breaks out the very expensive ice cream*

 

[Niceandbrutal]

rolls eyes and sighs

I'm such a lucky girl, right...?

And my lovely cultured and polite Des- my name actually comes from The Scottish Play.

"Look like th' innocent flower, but be the serpent under't."

Seemed apt for a website full of deviants.

definitely isn't referring to Boyfriend...

Deviants!? Why was I not told of this!?

 

[Britwitch]

appears with a tray of freshly toasted, and buttered, hot cross buns

Hello everyone!

 

[Niceandbrutal]

appears with a tray of freshly toasted, and buttered, hot cross buns

Hello everyone!

Cross buns? This concept is new to me.

*tries one*

 

[Britwitch]

Cross buns? This concept is new to me.

*tries one*

Traditional, extremely yummy, British Easter goodies.

nod nods

Fruity little pieces of joy that I personally love to toast and slather in butter.
Here's one of my homemade ones from last year.

 

[TechnoGeek]

Hello!

Hello, and welcome!

It is a real pleasure meeting you here.

*breaks out the very expensive ice cream*

Thank you very much, and same to you!

-eyes the expensive ice cream before glancing around for the sneaky ninja that is starry-

appears with a tray of freshly toasted, and buttered, hot cross buns

Hello everyone!

Good evening, madame. I have heard a great deal about you from my wonderful darling. It is truly a pleasure to meet you.

-kisses the back of her hand softly and tips his head, bowing out of respect-

 

[Britwitch]

Good evening, madame. I have heard a great deal about you from my wonderful darling. It is truly a pleasure to meet you.

-kisses the back of her hand softly and tips his head, bowing out of respect-

Well, aren't you lovely?

smiles warmly

It's wonderful to meet you too and I must say your darling girl is a treasure!

nod nods

And I hope you don't mind but...I'm a hugger.

hugs

Welcome to the weirdly wonderful world of Lit!

 

[Niceandbrutal]

I'm not usually crazy for pastries with fruit in them, but those looked delicious, Brit!

*munches happily, savouring the delicious mix of sweet and salty buttery tastes*

 

[Britwitch]

Oh they're sooooo good! Fruity and cinnamon-y and just...yum!

licks lips and steals a nibble for herself with a grin