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You guys make me laugh.

NB- you should astound them with the noises you can make whilst doing it yourself. Make animal noises and stuff. It'll be amazing.
 
Mmmmmm nutella crepes . . .

Can't believe I haven't come across that website before, Bert! Thank youuuuuu

Oooooh they have Game of Thrones! Now I can play it on the piano and guitar! If I learn the violin part I could totally record a cover and pretend other people are playing with me. Because I have no friends.
 
StarryEyed665 said:
Mmmmmm nutella crepes . . .

Can't believe I haven't come across that website before, Bert! Thank youuuuuu

Oooooh they have Game of Thrones! Now I can play it on the piano and guitar! If I learn the violin part I could totally record a cover and pretend other people are playing with me. Because I have no friends.
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Just a thought - but GoT theme sounds a bit low - pitched for a violin - I assumed it was a viola - But I take it that you're a violinist too?

I knew a guy who had a little piano-playing imp - it was about a foot tall - and he had this tiny little Steinway grand that he used to play - I t was quite an amazing story how he came by it....
 
Is it sad that I'm really happy about the nail strengthener and growth enhancer I got yesterday? Haven't broken a single nail today and I used the new L'Oreal one as my second coat, and even did some nail art!

I like it when simple things make me happy.
 
prettyserpentine said:
I don't think I'll need to. He's everything I've ever dreamed of.
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Not everything you ever dreamed of I hope? - unless you don't have nightmares :D

Anyway I hope that when you two get together it forces you both to recalibrate your joy scale :)
 
Yeah. My joy scale is a bit askew, I'll definitely admit that.

flops down into a chair

I hate when your day doesn't turn out the way you thought it would. I really thought I'd get a nice quiet day in the house with the folks going away. But the weather disallowed that. And instead of getting an entire day to my own devices, I get a couple of hours filled with menial tasks in our kitchen that smells horribly of gas due to the cooker running low or something. I think it's affecting my mood. It certainly didn't help when I had to stand in there for an hour ironing and preparing dinner. Don't get me wrong, I'm not annoyed about it, I know they have to be done and I really don't mind, but I could have knocked them out and been able to just relax the rest of the afternoon.

Instead I've spent all day feeling a pressing need to write and having no inspiration and no posts to reply to... I've missed my boyfriend something severe and he's busy at work. I hate being so needy. And on top of it all, my next door neighbour has a bunch of friends over and it's stressing me out seeing all these people milling around and parking all over the place...

curls up in a ball

I just want to be a hermit today. Is that too much to ask? I might just head off in the car and listen to Phantom of the Opera for a while.
 
Niceandbrutal said:
Oh my God, my neighbours are having sex. And they're not quiet about it! I think she just came. Hard. Either that, or she's faking up a storm. God, when I hear them going at it I start to feel the many years as single. :(

I might be away for a while.
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Try recording it, then playing it back at them through massive speakers at some deeply inappropriate time - when they are discussing a christening with the vicar, say.

I know, I know: that's my answer to everything. But it's got to work sometime.
 
prettyserpentine said:
Yeah. My joy scale is a bit askew, I'll definitely admit that.

flops down into a chair

I hate when your day doesn't turn out the way you thought it would. I really thought I'd get a nice quiet day in the house with the folks going away. But the weather disallowed that. And instead of getting an entire day to my own devices, I get a couple of hours filled with menial tasks in our kitchen that smells horribly of gas due to the cooker running low or something. I think it's affecting my mood. It certainly didn't help when I had to stand in there for an hour ironing and preparing dinner. Don't get me wrong, I'm not annoyed about it, I know they have to be done and I really don't mind, but I could have knocked them out and been able to just relax the rest of the afternoon.

Instead I've spent all day feeling a pressing need to write and having no inspiration and no posts to reply to... I've missed my boyfriend something severe and he's busy at work. I hate being so needy. And on top of it all, my next door neighbour has a bunch of friends over and it's stressing me out seeing all these people milling around and parking all over the place...

curls up in a ball

I just want to be a hermit today. Is that too much to ask? I might just head off in the car and listen to Phantom of the Opera for a while.
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Whatever it takes to find some peace. Here's hoping your head quiets down soon anyway.
 
Our job, clearly, is to inspire prettyserpentine. How can we do this?
 
DesEsseintes said:
Our job, clearly, is to inspire prettyserpentine. How can we do this?
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Well - we could parachute in and take over ironing duties - Perhaps with the Chippendales in support. One to give a shoulder massage - one as a footstool another administering foot massage and the rest delivering tea and biscuits/wine and chocolates [delete as required]

or failing that we could knock up a time machine and send her forwards by about 16 days.....
 
I think we should take her and her beau to Allosimanius Syneca, as described by Douglas Adams:

'a world of ice, snow, mind-hurtling beauty and stunning cold...the view from the top, which takes in the Stin Glacier Fields, the shimmering Prism mountains and the far ethereal dancing icelights, is one which first freezes the mind and then slowly releases it to hitherto unexperienced horizons of beauty.'
 
But you're not in Kansas anymore, Starry-Eyed. Not unless you kick your heels together three times.
 
prettyserpentine said:
Yeah. My joy scale is a bit askew, I'll definitely admit that.

flops down into a chair

I hate when your day doesn't turn out the way you thought it would. I really thought I'd get a nice quiet day in the house with the folks going away. But the weather disallowed that. And instead of getting an entire day to my own devices, I get a couple of hours filled with menial tasks in our kitchen that smells horribly of gas due to the cooker running low or something. I think it's affecting my mood. It certainly didn't help when I had to stand in there for an hour ironing and preparing dinner. Don't get me wrong, I'm not annoyed about it, I know they have to be done and I really don't mind, but I could have knocked them out and been able to just relax the rest of the afternoon.

Instead I've spent all day feeling a pressing need to write and having no inspiration and no posts to reply to... I've missed my boyfriend something severe and he's busy at work. I hate being so needy. And on top of it all, my next door neighbour has a bunch of friends over and it's stressing me out seeing all these people milling around and parking all over the place...

curls up in a ball

I just want to be a hermit today. Is that too much to ask? I might just head off in the car and listen to Phantom of the Opera for a while.
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:( hugs Put on your headphones, turn the volume up enough to drown out the wretched weather and all those people. The lack of inspiration when you want to write sucks. I know that feeling all too well. -sigh-

Godammit, it's dreadful over here, too.

makes tea and gives you a slice of cinnamon cake, that's just come out the oven
 
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