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[Bert_Fegg]

eats an entire bag of liquorice all sorts

I really want some cheese.

There was a thread I saw that had the word "Frottage" in it - and I swear when I first glanced at it I saw it as "Frottage cheese"

I swear I'll never look at crème fraiche in the same way again....

 

[prettyserpentine]

There was a thread I saw that had the word "Frottage" in it - and I swear when I first glanced at it I saw it as "Frottage cheese"

I swear I'll never look at crème fraiche in the same way again....

Can't be any worse than what I came across when I typed "knotting" into a search once instead of "knitting".

Now. Where's my cheese?

 

[StarryEyed665]

Can't be any worse than what I came across when I typed "knotting" into a search once instead of "knitting".

Now. Where's my cheese?

. . . *iz curious*

 

[Bert_Fegg]

Can't be any worse than what I came across when I typed "knotting" into a search once instead of "knitting".

Now. Where's my cheese?

Well I have Some Mozzarella and a nice vintage cheddar, but it's not much good to you

 

[BornYesterday]

I'm here to help. You didn't specify what kind; I hope this is acceptable.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvuhhfOwy1qkc18n.jpg

 

[Bert_Fegg]

My ex used to hit me for mentioning Helmetdale

 

[DesEsseintes]

I have to say, Bert, charming though you are, with every mention of what you used to do with your ex I am beginning to realise she must have been a woman of rare discernment...

And frottage cheese is surely simply yoghurt with enthusiastic friction?

 

[Niceandbrutal]

http://www.melk.no/sitefiles/site6/files/artimg/jarlsberg34.jpg

Jarlsberg cheese.

Ees deleesh!

 

[prettyserpentine]

My ex used to hit me for mentioning Helmetdale

eats ALL the cheese!

Thank you gents.

And Starry, don't be curious. It was truly horrifying.

 

[Niceandbrutal]

eats ALL the cheese!

Thank you gents.

And Starry, don't be curious. It was truly horrifying.

Starry: to pursue 'knotting' would truly be barking mad. One might say you'd be barking up the wrong tree, even.

*ick*

 

[prettyserpentine]

Starry: to pursue 'knotting' would truly be barking mad. One might say you'd be barking up the wrong tree, even.

*ick*

Oh god. You didn't.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Well now I'm curious, too. Won't someone tell me what knotting is, apart from the obvious?

 

[Niceandbrutal]

Oh god. You didn't.

And the worst part? I can't undo it!!!

 

[DesEsseintes]

You could use a sword, like Alexander the Great. But, reading between the lines, that might be painful.

 

[Bert_Fegg]

Well now I'm curious, too. Won't someone tell me what knotting is, apart from the obvious?

well - did you ever see two dogs standing back to back?....

 

[prettyserpentine]

And the worst part? I can't undo it!!!

Yep. Curiosity made the cat throw up.

 

[DesEsseintes]

well - did you ever see two dogs standing back to back?....

Yes. Healthy, normal behaviour, accessing 360 degrees of vision. What of it?

 

[Niceandbrutal]

Yep. Curiosity made the cat throw up.

 

[Bert_Fegg]

You could use a sword, like Alexander the Great. But, reading between the lines, that might be painful.

Yes - A bandage for the gentleman and a corkscrew for madam

 

[prettyserpentine]

eats cheese and stays quiet

 

[DesEsseintes]

<Brightly changing the subject.>

Did you know there are 85 ways to tie a tie?

Now there's a knotty problem you could wrestle with over the mother-in-law's breakfast table without blushing.

 

[StarryEyed665]

eats ALL the cheese!

Thank you gents.

And Starry, don't be curious. It was truly horrifying.

. . . Too late. DAMN MY CURIOSITY WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS TO MYSELF

 

[prettyserpentine]

<Brightly changing the subject.>

Did you know there are 85 ways to tie a tie?

Now there's a knotty problem you could wrestle with over the mother-in-law's breakfast table without blushing.

You knotty boy.

This made me giggle.

 

[prettyserpentine]

. . . Too late. DAMN MY CURIOSITY WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS TO MYSELF

No sympathy! You were warned!

 

[Bert_Fegg]

. . . Too late. DAMN MY CURIOSITY WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS TO MYSELF

Whatever you do - DON'T GOOGLE TORTOPHILIA!!

*edit* DON'T CLICK THE LINK...