Spotlight on MisterSir
- Thread starter satindesire
- Start date
Non-alcoholic is probably Pepsi Max or Dr. Pepper on sheer consumption levels alone. No sugar and no calories make for a tasty drink, apparently.
Alcoholic is Goldschlager, but since it's sold so very rarely around these parts, I have to live without it. Jack Daniels is a close second, as it should be, and I'd also say Archers' peach schnapps but the last time I drank that was a little traumatic and so I don't know if I can stomach it ever again. I'm also finding that those strongly-flavoured vodka shots can be very nice, I had a Cola Cube one last week and it was delicious.
As for films...shit. I have too many favourites to pick one and exalt that above all else, so let's say...fuck, I don't know, let's say the Terminal. It's more evidence for my theory that Tom Hanks is the greatest living actor.
Good question, I can't remember the last time I was at a vending machine. Probably chocolate. I do have a sweet tooth or twenty.
Mac98
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jun 28, 2009
- Posts
- 994
Wrong answer, MisterSir. Your favorite movie ever is Shawshank Redemption... it's EVERYONE's favorite...
.
But thumbs up on the Tom Hanks = Greatest Living Actor. Him and Robin Williams are really top notch.
Here's one:
Who's your favorite sports star?
.But thumbs up on the Tom Hanks = Greatest Living Actor. Him and Robin Williams are really top notch.
Here's one:
Who's your favorite sports star?
MisterSir,
Perhaps you'd have a better sex life - ok - any sex life - if you were just a nicer person, outwardly.
Here's my experience of you. I asked how to improve my sex life with my wife. She's had cancer, and stuff is difficult. You recommended that I die.
My impression of you, having skimmed this thread, is that you are a gay bottom.
I don't mean that as a criticism. I mean it as a suggestion. I really don't care what you are. I'm just recommending that you be the best of what you can be.
I grew up with so many gay friends so I'm aware this transition is not easy (I doubt I've ever made it easy or graceful for them, as much as I still love them). Or predictable. I know many outwardly gay dudes who just weren't. Just be true.
I hope that whatever your sexuality is, you cum to it honestly.
And, you know, I recommend that you stop playing capo to forum queen bees. If you ever get out of your midwestern craphole you will see.
I bear affection to all human beings. In time you will see.
Perhaps you'd have a better sex life - ok - any sex life - if you were just a nicer person, outwardly.
Here's my experience of you. I asked how to improve my sex life with my wife. She's had cancer, and stuff is difficult. You recommended that I die.
My impression of you, having skimmed this thread, is that you are a gay bottom.
I don't mean that as a criticism. I mean it as a suggestion. I really don't care what you are. I'm just recommending that you be the best of what you can be.
I grew up with so many gay friends so I'm aware this transition is not easy (I doubt I've ever made it easy or graceful for them, as much as I still love them). Or predictable. I know many outwardly gay dudes who just weren't. Just be true.
I hope that whatever your sexuality is, you cum to it honestly.
And, you know, I recommend that you stop playing capo to forum queen bees. If you ever get out of your midwestern craphole you will see.
I bear affection to all human beings. In time you will see.
Your impression of me from a thread in which I've discussed my sexual tastes quite frankly is that I'm neither heterosexual nor dominant. Interesting viewpoint, just one that's a tad undercut by your guess I live in a "midwestern craphole" (spoiler: eyes left). But now, let me tell you a story, Doc. Maybe this will help explain.
At the beginning of this year, about a month after I first joined, somebody who claimed to live a relatively short distance from me created a personal ad and it drew my attention because she actually appeared to have a sensible head on her shoulders, unlike most of the people there, and the speed at which we connected was shockingly fast. Looking back on it, I should have guessed something was amiss, but at the time I was just riding the wave and enjoying it.
At the end of February, I was on the board, sifting through the odd topic and saw one somebody had bumped from a few months before. Their post was completely irrelevant, however, because I saw a post from our own Velvet Darkness where she mentioned she was epileptic and had developed it after being in a car crash, at which point a red flag started waving - the person I was connecting with had told me the exact same thing. Now with something to look for, I went through Velvet's recent post history and ended up with a list of about fifteen different things in there that "my" person had told me, with the kicker being that they'd been born on the same day.
So yes, maybe I'd have a better sex life if I were nicer, but I'm not and there's a clear reason for such. When you posted, your post came off as incredibly whiny, as if your biggest problem with your wife's disease was the lack of sex, and it clearly wasn't just me because three other people came to the same conclusion. In the face of this, you've spent the past week following us and trying to spark some kind of flame war, so perhaps you'd be better liked if you didn't act like such a complete cunt (because, seriously, coming in here and claiming I come off as a gay submissive? Not exactly the best way to endear yourself to anybody).
Summary: You wonder why I'm so fucking bitter? Fuck you. You don't mean that as a criticism my pasty white arse.
silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2005
- Posts
- 11,319
four, actually. and probably more than that who are too afraid of a little discord to say as much.
now, would people stop quoting the troll, please?
ed
silverwhisper
just this guy, you know?
- Joined
- Mar 30, 2005
- Posts
- 11,319
fair enough. :>
so what are some of your other interests that you've not discussed in this thread?
ed
so what are some of your other interests that you've not discussed in this thread?
ed
Cattypuss
Miaow
- Joined
- Sep 6, 2001
- Posts
- 3,666
Jesus, that Dr Randomfuck or whatever he's called really needs to get some anger management therapy, pronto. I've never seen anyone be so childishly vindictive - not even on the internet! Not even a child!
Hello MisterSir. Do you love or hate Marmite? What about Twiglets?
Hello MisterSir. Do you love or hate Marmite? What about Twiglets?
CherryBomb24
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Apr 14, 2009
- Posts
- 268
ok..
excuse my lack of knowledge here, but marmite? twiglets?
excuse my lack of knowledge here, but marmite? twiglets?
VelvetDarkness
Polysyllable Whore x
- Joined
- May 24, 2006
- Posts
- 6,521
Marmite is a yeast extract, a byproduct of ale making. It has a sharp, salty taste and so it's something people like or don't. Their ad slogan is 'You either love it or hate it.' t's used as a savoury spread on sandwiches and toast.
Twiglets are a snack food made of wheat that are covered in yeast spread.
Let me think. Kickboxing is one, the drums may have been mentioned already, I write on occasion, playing badminton, Rock Band, hats, stand-up comedy, there's probably more that I can't think of.
if you say felicia day i'm going to cut you...Kristen Bell. oh, fuck you
That's a tricky question because whatever I say is going to be coloured by my persistent attraction to FriendGirl and, physically, if she had red hair I'd think she was goddamn perfect. I'm going to have to sleep on it.
CherryBomb24
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Apr 14, 2009
- Posts
- 268
ok i'd ask a question but i'll just point out my ignorance and lack of getting out of my house.
felicia day - - going to google her now.
felicia day - - going to google her now.
Mac98
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jun 28, 2009
- Posts
- 994
Yeah, I just looked her up... that show (The Guild) has had a fair amount of success... and that's putting it lightly. Impressive...
Good thinking! Go for the successful women. That way you can stay at home, take care of the kids and watch the game all day while she makes a living. You'd be the stay-at-home parent! How come I didn't think of that???
U
unregistered
Guest
...about seventy percent serious. It's not something I'd insist upon, by any means, but I'm not sure I'd want a son for many reasons, part of which would be I doubt I'd be a good father at all. I mean, I'm older than my brother by eighteen months, and forcing two children to grow up in the same household with that sort of age gap is not fair. Something like six or eight years in between, no problem. Anything less, and I'd like to make sure they'd be of different sexes. I know not everybody would have the same experiences as me - not least because I could avoid some of the mistakes my dad made - but still.
