onehitwanda
Venatrix Lacrimosal
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It actually has the wheels turning a little bit. I might have to try something with it and see what happens.this is so deliciously meta.
Not that message, but when I clicked on one of your stories, I got an alert that said, "Based on your viewing history, you're not ready for this," and it redirected me to a secret category "Straight missionary with the lights out".Had anyone else had this message, and any advice what I should do about it?
The funny thing is I think vaginal missionary is a great position. Lots of pressure in the right places .Not that message, but when I clicked on one of your stories, I got an alert that said, "Based on your viewing history, you're not ready for this," and it redirected me to a secret category "Straight missionary with the lights out".
Heās actually super cute when he gets flustered and a bit cranky. Best not to tell him right now, right?As long as your things are packed, the rest is his problem.
Heās actually super cute when he gets flustered and a bit cranky. Best not to tell him right now, right?
Em
sneak up behind him with a stepladder, climb it, and blow in his ear.Heās actually super cute when he gets flustered and a bit cranky. Best not to tell him right now, right?
Em
Heās actually super cute when he gets flustered and a bit cranky. Best not to tell him right now, right?
Nonononono. Try to traverse the IKEA in Wembley (that's in London for you collonials) without murdering your spouse.Just wait until you guys try to hang wallpaper together. Ultimate test of a relationship!
Hint: hire it. Trust me.
OK - finally on the road.
Happy Thanksgiving to my US friends - and everyone else have a chilled week.
Em
The pits require self-assembly and have names with inappropriate umlauts on them.Nonononono. Try to traverse the IKEA in Wembley (that's in London for you collonials) without murdering your spouse.
They've got pits in the parking lot for body disposal.
So you're pulling our collective leg, right?Hi all,
My most recent story was sent back with the following message:
Had anyone else had this message, and any advice what I should do about it?
- Literotica is an erotic fiction community centered on the sharing of human adult fantasies. While we do not have a policy against a lack of kink in submissions from EmilyMiller, we do ask that all work published by her contains at least some bizarre fetish or non-mainstream sex. This story contained none of: anal, gang bangs, femdom pegging, tentacles, urine drinking, restrained impact play or school uniforms. Are you feeling well? Please see this FAQ for more information: https://literotica.com/faq/publishing/publishing-emilymiller
Thanks in advance.
Em
Suddenly thinking she should write about a mutant vanilla plant that goes on a vine-fucking rampage across space and time.@EmilyMiller
Sigh. How many times have I told you, you need to up your kink game?
All these vanilla stories about tube filling octopuses and anal craving She-Demons just isn't cutting it.
Suddenly thinking she should write about a mutant vanilla plant that goes on a vine-fucking rampage across space and time.
"You'll never think of vanilla sex the same way again..."
Now imagining a neapolitan team-up with a chocolate statue possessed by a ghost and a strawberry blonde centaur(ess). They probably fight crime.We're taking Vanilla back! No longer will vanilla sex be seen as a pejorative! Vanilla sex will be what everyone man, woman, octopus, or other sentient creature aspires to!
Now imagining a neapolitan team-up with a chocolate statue possessed by a ghost and a strawberry blonde centaur(ess). They probably fight crime.
Now imagining a neapolitan team-up with a chocolate statue possessed by a ghost and a strawberry blonde centaur(ess). They probably fight crime.
Which opens up the eternal question, where is a Centaur's dong?
Presumably between the hind legs, unless they have two.Which opens up the eternal question, where is a Centaur's dong?
Hi all,
My most recent story was sent back with the following message:
Had anyone else had this message, and any advice what I should do about it?
- Literotica is an erotic fiction community centered on the sharing of human adult fantasies. While we do not have a policy against a lack of kink in submissions from EmilyMiller, we do ask that all work published by her contains at least some bizarre fetish or non-mainstream sex. This story contained none of: anal, gang bangs, femdom pegging, tentacles, urine drinking, restrained impact play or school uniforms. Are you feeling well? Please see this FAQ for more information: https://literotica.com/faq/publishing/publishing-emilymiller
Thanks in advance.
Em
The 'D' is silentI think too much sugar is being eaten in the AH