Story sent back due to lack of kink - can anyone help?

[Trionyx]

I admit that it's not generally as rough as when they opened the IKEA in Tottenham and had to call riot police after someone got stabbed and people were fighting over £49 sofas with machetes, but I suspect it's mainly because the 2011 Croydon riots would be peanuts compared to what would happen if our IKEA closed.

IKEA has a lot of things but I never saw their sofas with machetes. I need to look again.

I'll go to my corner now...

 

[Kumquatqueen]

IKEA has a lot of things but I never saw their sofas with machetes. I need to look again.

I'll go to my corner now...

You have to provide your own, just like rubber mallets. IKEA only provide Allen keys.

 

[Cagivagurl]

Hi all,

My most recent story was sent back with the following message:

• Literotica is an erotic fiction community centered on the sharing of human adult fantasies. While we do not have a policy against a lack of kink in submissions from EmilyMiller, we do ask that all work published by her contains at least some bizarre fetish or non-mainstream sex. This story contained none of: anal, gang bangs, femdom pegging, tentacles, urine drinking, restrained impact play or school uniforms. Are you feeling well? Please see this FAQ for more information: https://literotica.com/faq/publishing/publishing-emilymiller

Had anyone else had this message, and any advice what I should do about it?

Thanks in advance.

Em

I use a hair straightener to iron out the kinks.... Oh, and the curls.

 

[MillieDynamite]

How Kinky is that?

I use a hair straightener to iron out the kinks.... Oh, and the curls.

 

[onehitwanda]

How Kinky is that?

Given it's @Cagivagurl I think we can go for 57% kinkiness and 13% bent.

 

[Cagivagurl]

Given it's @Cagivagurl I think we can go for 57% kinkiness and 13% bent.

57%....
You know me so well....
OK.... The bent bit probably a bit low...
LOL.

 

[Zootonius]

Given it's @Cagivagurl I think we can go for 57% kinkiness and 13% bent.

Now you have me wondering about the remaining 30%.

 

[blacknudegirl]

Hi all,

My most recent story was sent back with the following message:

• Literotica is an erotic fiction community centered on the sharing of human adult fantasies. While we do not have a policy against a lack of kink in submissions from EmilyMiller, we do ask that all work published by her contains at least some bizarre fetish or non-mainstream sex. This story contained none of: anal, gang bangs, femdom pegging, tentacles, urine drinking, restrained impact play or school uniforms. Are you feeling well? Please see this FAQ for more information: https://literotica.com/faq/publishing/publishing-emilymiller

Had anyone else had this message, and any advice what I should do about it?

Thanks in advance.

Em

Anal butt probe scene maybe? Sorry if someone already suggested that.

My alien butt probe was a lot of fun, and I got a "bring a friend" coupon for next time, so let me know if you're interested

 

[EmilyMiller]

Anal butt probe scene maybe? Sorry if someone already suggested that.

My alien butt probe was a lot of fun, and I got a "bring a friend" coupon for next time, so let me know if you're interested

My aliens have multiple probing appendages

https://twitter.com/x/status/1735764277275795502

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

My aliens have multiple probing appendages

https://twitter.com/x/status/1735764277275795502

Em

What was that game hey played, Fill the Tube????

(read Coleoidphilia for more info) Yup, blatant story plug for a friend...

 

[StillStunned]

Are humans so inherently uninteresting that our arses are the only bit of us that aliens want to examine?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Are humans so inherently uninteresting that our arses are the only bit of us that aliens want to examine?

My alien is an equal orifice penetrator.

Em

 

[StillStunned]

My alien is an equal orifice penetrator.

Em

"Alien probe and earwax remover"

 

[BeckyJones]

Starting last year, all Alien Anal Insertion Procedures have been outsourced to a company in a particular star system.

So...alien butt probes have become a Sirius problem.

 

[BeckyJones]

My aliens have multiple probing appendages

https://twitter.com/x/status/1735764277275795502

Em

You two make a cute couple. Taking him home to meet the Fam at Christmas?

 

[SimonDoom]

You two make a cute couple. Taking him home to meet the Fam at Christmas?

They're having calamari for the holiday! A lot of it. There'll be leftovers for sandwiches.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Starting last year, all Alien Anal Insertion Procedures have been outsourced to a company in a particular star system.

So...alien butt probes have become a Sirius problem.

Funnily enough, I did reference that movie in my space tentacle story . Twice I think.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

You two make a cute couple. Taking him home to meet the Fam at Christmas?

Meeting the family was a while back for me and my IRL octopus

Em

 

[TheRedChamber]

Sir Terry Pratchett defined the difference between eroticism and kink as "the difference between using a feather and using the whole chicken."

I'd suggest reviewing your draft, inserting an extra chicken, and then inserting something into that chicken.

Given that it's Christmas Eve, a turkey would probably also suffice.

(And, maybe, a nice salmon and cream cheese starter *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*)

 

[BeckyJones]

My aliens have multiple probing appendages

https://twitter.com/x/status/1735764277275795502

Em

I'd love to get my tentacles on you, Sexy Em Merry Christmas, beautiful

 

[BeckyJones]

They're having calamari for the holiday! A lot of it. There'll be leftovers for sandwiches.

I'm not very ticklish. But the octopus got me squirming after ten tickles

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'd love to get my tentacles on you, Sexy Em Merry Christmas, beautiful

Happy holidays ️

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Tentacle monsters always enjoy it.

Em

So, if that’s the case, put the tentacle monster in a school girl uniform and organize a gang bang with some female demons so they can fuck him in the ass. Pegging and self grown demon cocks are both allowed of course.

If he gets too squirmy, you can always tie him down.

 

[EmilyMiller]

So, if that’s the case, put the tentacle monster in a school girl uniform and organize a gang bang with some female demons so they can fuck him in the ass. Pegging and self grown demon cocks are both allowed of course.

If he gets too squirmy, you can always tie him down.

Getting a little carried away, hun. Mint tea is good. Or vodka shots.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Hi all,

My most recent story was sent back with the following message:

• Literotica is an erotic fiction community centered on the sharing of human adult fantasies. While we do not have a policy against a lack of kink in submissions from EmilyMiller, we do ask that all work published by her contains at least some bizarre fetish or non-mainstream sex. This story contained none of: anal, gang bangs, femdom pegging, tentacles, urine drinking, restrained impact play or school uniforms. Are you feeling well? Please see this FAQ for more information: https://literotica.com/faq/publishing/publishing-emilymiller

Had anyone else had this message, and any advice what I should do about it?

Thanks in advance.

Em

How come we/I didn’t get that message from we/I’s last story?

We/I is very confused.