straight up my butt

[Adakgirl]

I am a straight guy that has had a gay experience

This is incorrect, if you did indeed have such an experience it would not have been a gay experience but actually a bisexual experience. Because the guy who supposedly did it to you is married with children. So right there is proof he has a sex life with his wife who is a woman as well as had anal sex with tender virgin arsed drunken babysitter boys. If he was a closet gay, his wife would not know he did these things.

So did you have a question or not?

 

[ZRT]

This is incorrect, if you did indeed have such an experience it would not have been a gay experience but actually a bisexual experience. Because the guy who supposedly did it to you is married with children. So right there is proof he has a sex life with his wife who is a woman as well as had anal sex with tender virgin arsed drunken babysitter boys. If he was a closet gay, his wife would not know he did these things.

So did you have a question or not?

But maybe the real mystery revealed in the next chapter is who is the real father of those children?

Could still totally be gay.

 

[Etoile]

This is incorrect, if you did indeed have such an experience it would not have been a gay experience but actually a bisexual experience. Because the guy who supposedly did it to you is married with children. So right there is proof he has a sex life with his wife who is a woman as well as had anal sex with tender virgin arsed drunken babysitter boys. If he was a closet gay, his wife would not know he did these things. S

Let's be philosophical for fun. Unless the wife was participating, it was an experience between two men, and therefore a gay experience. Regardless of whether the men involved were gay, straight, or bisexual, the act itself was between two men, and therefore gay.

This is the same reason why "I like my wife to do me in the butt" does not mean a guy is gay. If he likes MEN to do him in the butt, he might be gay or bisexual. But if he wants his wife to do it, he's just another straight guy enjoying one of his erogenous zones.

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Did the wannabe trolls have a really successful mating season this year, or what? It seems like our forum is being overrun with them lately.

Ugh. Social Darwinism.

I propose a mass cull, let the badass dom/mes around here let off some steam.

 

[A_Kefka]

Let's be philosophical for fun. Unless the wife was participating, it was an experience between two men, and therefore a gay experience. Regardless of whether the men involved were gay, straight, or bisexual, the act itself was between two men, and therefore gay.

This is the same reason why "I like my wife to do me in the butt" does not mean a guy is gay. If he likes MEN to do him in the butt, he might be gay or bisexual. But if he wants his wife to do it, he's just another straight guy enjoying one of his erogenous zones.

There are some who would say that watching is a form of participation. Some people say they are only interested in certain things with others if their partner is watching. Assuming they aren't just in denial about something then a man only wanting to have sex with other men because his wife likes watching (or the other way around) would make it somewhat a bisexual thing just because of her presence, even though the actual sex doesn't involve her.

 

[Netzach]

doesn't it take more than buttfucking to construct "gayness?" I think this thread is gay and I mean that in the sixth grade sense.

 

[Etoile]

Well, yes. I was just answering the post I quoted. Obviously it's a leetle more complicated than that.

Shhh, though. I'm watching the new Red Dwarf.

 

[00Syd]

I said what what in the butt

 

[MisterSir]

Shhh, though. I'm watching the new Red Dwarf.

Because you WANT to be disappointed? Just sleep with me, it'd be over quicker and you could still pretend the series ended after season 6!

 

[Etoile]

Because you WANT to be disappointed? Just sleep with me, it'd be over quicker and you could still pretend the series ended after season 6!

I have to see what they came up with, though!

 

[Etoile]

I said what what in the butt

You wanna do it in my butt? In my butt?

 

[Harmony_1985]

Honestly, why do people go to such lengths for wank fodder when Porn is freely available on the world wide web?

 

[midwestyankee]

Honestly, why do people go to such lengths for wank fodder when Porn is freely available on the world wide web?

Even closer, since the stories here are all of two clicks away.

 

[ZRT]

Honestly, why do people go to such lengths for wank fodder when Porn is freely available on the world wide web?

Either to enjoy an exhibitionist thrill, or to get some kind of feedback for what appears to be a desperately desired fantasy.

Of course, we have a sexual RP forum just down the hall, but hey.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

.... Of course, we have a sexual RP forum just down the hall, but hey.

Heh - check his (?) profile. 21 of his 43 total posts here have been in SRP. Mostly daddy-rapes-daughter sorta thing, from a quick scan. Guess he got tired of raping his inner feminine side and decided he wanted someone to rape his inner masculine side.

That's okay. It's been kind of amusing to watch people ever-so-gently rape his outer idiot side.

 

[ZRT]

That's okay. It's been kind of amusing to watch people ever-so-gently rape his outer idiot side.

If it was getting raped harder, he'd start enjoying it. That'd defeat the whole purpose.

 

[Etoile]

My favorite is the "why you hatin'" comment. LOL.

 

[Marquis]

Because you WANT to be disappointed? Just sleep with me, it'd be over quicker and you could still pretend the series ended after season 6!

You've got spunk kid.

Remind me o' me when I was yer age.

 

[Etoile]

Don't be hating on the Boys from the Dwarf, now! *waggles hands*

 

[Netzach]

Honestly, why do people go to such lengths for wank fodder when Porn is freely available on the world wide web?

It's true, I mean after the first season I just kind of found myself watching the parts with Cat all over again.

 

[Etoile]

It's true, I mean after the first season I just kind of found myself watching the parts with Cat all over again.

This is mine... *sprays*

and this is mine... *sprays*

 

[satindesire]

Did the wannabe trolls have a really successful mating season this year, or what? It seems like our forum is being overrun with them lately.

Oh my God, visual image. Oh God. Oh GOD!

BRAIN BLEACH! BRRAAAAAIN BLEEEEAAAACH!!!!!

This is mine... *sprays*

and this is mine... *sprays*

Hey, Nice bar Bob! *squirt* Mine now....

 

[Adakgirl]

Let's be philosophical for fun. Unless the wife was participating, it was an experience between two men, and therefore a gay experience. Regardless of whether the men involved were gay, straight, or bisexual, the act itself was between two men, and therefore gay.

This is the same reason why "I like my wife to do me in the butt" does not mean a guy is gay. If he likes MEN to do him in the butt, he might be gay or bisexual. But if he wants his wife to do it, he's just another straight guy enjoying one of his erogenous zones.

What the heck, let's do Etoile, just for fun, because a little fun philosophical tit for tat within a little trolls thread can sometimes prevent it from being a complete waste of cyber space ..
I was basing my correction of the OP on his words:

and turned to his wife. She asked me if I was ready to see what drinking can do. The couple proceeded to undress me and rolled me on my stomach. I listened as they discussed what to do. Eventually I heard "lets open his ass"

To me that sounds like the wife knew what was coming, she discussed what the act would be with her hubby, they agreed upon it and one of them said "lets". Then she watched.. To me that is participation.
I have to disagree with you that an act of anal sex between two men automatically makes it a gay act. Unless both the men are gay, then would it be considered a gay act. You may disagree with me here and you have every right to do so, but I am of the belief that gays are born gay and they stay gay their whole lives. They may deny it to themselves and others, hide it, or realize it and get married anyway, have kids and never live a gay lifestyle. But one thing those closet gays vary rarely if ever do is tell their wives they are gay, in hopes she will go along with it and enjoy watching him have sex with men.

Just like if two women have sex and a man watches, that does not automatically them lesbians and their sex together lesbian act...unless of course that actually are lesbian women.

BTW I posted the gay/bisexual thing for fun personal entertainment in the wee hours of the morn because I could not sleep. I do realize that the OP is an idiotic troll trying to feed us a line of bullshit.

 

[Adakgirl]

doesn't it take more than buttfucking to construct "gayness?" I think this thread is gay and I mean that in the sixth grade sense.

Absolutely

 

[Etoile]

Just like if two women have sex and a man watches, that does not automatically them lesbians and their sex together lesbian act...unless of course that actually are lesbian women.

Two women having sex isn't a lesbian act?

I think my point was missed. I was talking about a "gay act" or a "gay experience" versus a gay person. Anything that two people of the same sex do together is a gay act. That's what I'm saying. So, yes, even if the wife was watching, two men having sex is still a "gay experience" - if the wife was participating I'd say it was a bisexual act. You don't have to be a gay person to have a gay experience.

I never said anything about it making the PERSON gay. I thought I explicitly said the opposite, actually. I'm not sure how what I said could be construed otherwise.

BTW I posted the gay/bisexual thing for fun personal entertainment in the wee hours of the morn because I could not sleep. I do realize that the OP is an idiotic troll trying to feed us a line of bullshit.

Oh I know - that's why I said let's be philosophical for fun. Because all of this is based on a completely idiotic premise.