Survivor

[Endlessly]

*L* You're thrilled now, Gaucho, but trust me the novelty will soon wear thin. If someone's smart, and they pay attention to me.. Well, they can't get rid of me. Ask Dixon.

Nope, haven't seen his penis, *refrains from going on a tiriade about how long it's been since I've seen ANY penis*, but I think the reason he hasn't posted an amateur pic is because we'd all find out it was lasher.

Actually.. Maybe "Lasher" is just his pet name for it. Hmmmm..

 

[Gaucho]

(treading water and scratching the head of a friendly great white)

I think it is Revelation, singular, Gaucho.

(to the shark) Come on, Jaws . . . let's find some albacore.

Zinnng! I'm busted. And by Creamy, no less. Ouch!

 

[Endlessly]

Yeeeup.. Full name being 'The Revelation of St. John the Divine.' Of course it was singular.. Read it.. Do you think he could have handled that fucking experience TWICE?

 

[CreamyLady]

Revelation is awesome, but Union is far more penetrating.

 

[Sammyjo]

*clearing throat*

You people are pissing me off...but I still like ya

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

http://www.survivormusic.com/

 

[Endlessly]

Awwwww, I'm sorry, Sammykins. I can try to get you a date with Dixon to make it up to you.. Or do you just want his cock? I need to know whether to talk to Dixon or Lasher.

 

[Gaucho]

Yeeeup.. Full name being 'The Revelation of St. John the Divine.' Of course it was singular.. Read it.. Do you think he could have handled that fucking experience TWICE?

Actually, I have read it. But I prefer to wait for the movie.

Is it true that DCL is going to write it and Lasher will star?

And I don't see Dixon running for cover every time you post, babe. More like a mutual admiration society. Or maybe you just like a guy that has a penis with two heads?

 

[Gaucho]

*clearing throat*

You people are pissing me off...but I still like ya

Hey, Sammy! I don't think we've met. I'm one of the new, obnoxious kids on the block.

btw-Love your suit.

 

[RonG]

Yeah, I remember Survivor (the band). They were actually pretty decent but committed a great faux pas when the lead singer started wearing a beret. Outside of Sam Kinison, I can't think of anyone who doesn't go up 10 points on the doofus-meter with a beret on their noggin (Lewinsky pegged the dang thing and now it doesn't work).

 

[*Eve*]

Sammy Jo, this is pretty spooky but I was singing a Survivor song in the shower this morning. I love that song High on You, and the Search is over.

Speaking of the other Survivor, I just started wathing it a couple episodes ago and I think that Jenna is on her way out next. I think that show Big Brother is a lot more interesting though.

 

[Endlessly]

I thought it had already been written.. My bad.

Dixon.. *chiding sigh* Why didn't you TELL us you wrote the book of Revelation? Or did you just divinely inspire it? Or was it your penis?

Hmmmm.. I wonder if these are those 'mysteries of faith' you hear about in Catholic school..

Do I like a guy with a double-headed penis? I like guys. I like penises. I've never met a guy with a double-headed penis but I'm sure with the dry spell I've had that I wouldn't be complaining. *L*

 

[Thumper]

I actually prefer Iron Maiden's version of Revelation...kicks ass!

Hey CL if a great white is grinnin at ya it ain't because he is friendly! He just heard the dinner bell.

Chief Brody was a survivor of an encounter with a great white, or maybe just a "so so" white. Matter of opinion as to whether it was great or not. Don't know if Mr T ever had to deal with a shark or not. I would "pity the fish" if he did.

 

[CreamyLady]

Yes, well, Thumper, you haven't lived until you've been eaten by a shark . . . ;-)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You know if you read the Dead Sea Scrolls version of Revelations it includes the forgotten epilogue: "Made you look!"

A two-headed penis? I haven't seen one of those since Bush and Quayle left office.

"He's just a man. He's just a man. Be MORE man than him. Eye of the Tiger. Eye of the Tiger, baby."

 

[Whispersecret]

Thumper, that stinkin' movie ruined beaches for me for quite a few years and I saw it right before my dad took us kids to Hawaii. Bummer, man! Every time I saw a shadow in the water I was certain that I was a Goner. A little thing like me would have been gone in one gulp.

[Edited by whispersecret on 07-21-2000 at 03:45 PM]

 

[Sammyjo]

*Eve*...no kidding? that's so funny

All the good bands are coming here...Survivor, REO Speedwagon, The Outfield, Night Ranger, the list goes on...I'm so excited...although, I won't get to see them, it is so cool just knowing they will be here.

Yes, I DID have big hair in the 80's.

Endlessly...I don't think Dixon or Lasher are available, so I'm not going to comment on that...I do have my eye on one of the lovely young men that frequent here though...heehee...but I'm not telling...

Hi Gaucho! Nice to meet you...you aren't REALLY obnoxious are you? eeeeeeeek

RonG...actually, that beret dude left the band at some point between 1984-1986, I believe...we went to see them in concert and he was replaced by someone else, I can't remember the year though. But did you have to bring up my beloved Sammy? *sigh* One of the hollywood deaths that brought me to tears...

 

[Siren]

LEAVE DCL'S PENIS ALONE

 

[Thumper]

Shark???? Bunnies nibble it better!

Just think CL...long ears to hold onto and a twitching nose!!! If that don't get ya going, I'll find my shark suit.

 

[CreamyLady]

Re: Shark???? Bunnies nibble it better!

Just think CL...long ears to hold onto and a twitching nose!!! If that don't get ya going, I'll find my shark suit.

Clearly, Thumper, my education has been sadly neglected, but Jaws here has GREAT teeth, and a kind of raspy technique . . .

 

[*Eve*]

Oh my goodness Sammy, those were some awesome bands.
Being that I am the self-proclaimed eighties queen, I love any music from that genre. Remember that group Alias and all those big hair bands from the eighties?

 

[Sammyjo]

I hope there is room for two thrones..heehee..I don't listen to anything BUT 80's...well, some older stuff, but I am an 80's fanatic. Everyone else thinks I'm nuts.