swinging

[Never]

Ewww, a vacuum cleaner and everything? I hope they only show that late at night.. it wasn't a Hoover, was it?

Hoover, nobody, does it like you.
We do it like you would do it, when we do it, like we do it, at Burger King!

 

[Endlessly]

LMAO!

Hey now.. Leave BK out of this!

 

[Xander]

You mean I can't Hoover over the waitress while she asks.
"You want fries with that??"

 

[Endlessly]

*sticks out tongue at Xander*

YOU.. Can be relaced by an old man with a monkey and a concertina. *grin*

 

[Xander]

Oh C'mon E. Can't take a little joke??

 

[Roland Gilliad]

this is funny shit, i wish i thought of it first!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Fly British Airways

ha ha on the ads with the sexual meanings .. here is a joke bout that .. hope you get as big a kick out of it as i did! ... ahhh those crazy brits .. they sure know how to write good ads ..

A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."

The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; Satisfaction, to the last drop..."

So, the Mother was happy. The second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."

So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE."

The Mother was happy. After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her youngest, her baby.

It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "BRITISH AIRWAYS."

>The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted.

The ad read:

"THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

 

[Xander]

LMAO Izzie. Where do you find this stuff??

 

[Isabella Thorne]

all i do is check my mail ..

xander darling .. i am truly blessed .. people send me lots of jokes by email .. i am one hell of a lucky gal!

 

[Endlessly]

*L* Don't worry Xander baby, me wufs you.

*LMAO@that joke* The skies get friendlier and friendlier, I swear..

 

[Xander]

LOL E. Yep the skies do get friendlier all the time.
Let's see, there's a lot of them.....hmmmm

S.A.S.(named in the heat of the moment) = Suck Annie Suck!!!
DELTA (Named at owners night out with mistress) = Doh! Everlyn. Let's Talk Anal.
KLM (Named at a "private" Board meeting) = Kevin! Lick Me!!!

And that's just some of them Makes one wonder what really happens at those Board meetings eh....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I'm ready to take dictation now Mr. X

ha ha xander .. yea i guess kevin is ok when there's no one else around ..

but angie says that you are good board room material ..

yea didn't i hear her call you "Chairman of the Board" in the height of passion ..

 

[Endlessly]

*LMAO*

And here I though Delta stood for Don't Ever Leave The Airport..

 

[Guest]

Wee...I love swining!

Before my husband and I met, I had been into the swinging lifestyle. I had been the "third wheel" for a few couples, and thought it fun. After Brad and I started dating, we talked about possibly swinging. By the time we were married, we tried it out. I've always thought it a lot of fun!

~Tiggs~

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Re: Wee...I love swining!

Wee...I love swining!

I'm just waiting for someone to jump ALL over this'un.

 

[April]

LMFAO

 

[Never]

She loves swining!

I'm just waiting for someone to jump ALL over this'un. [/B]

I would but Tigg's would just beat my bacon if I did..

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Farm animals do it best!

why ollie (i luv that .. it reminds me of Love Story right?) .. i do declare .. you swine!

 

[Gingersnap]

What I wanna know is who makes breakfast and does the dishes?

 

[Guest]

I would but Tigg's would just beat my bacon if I did.. [/B]

I would??????

 

[Endlessly]

*trying to stifle giggles*

Poor Tiggs..

 

[Guest]

Grrrrrrr

Yes, poor me! LoL

Someone comfort me?

 

[Endlessly]

Awwww Tiggs, I'd comfort you, but Wilbur might get jealous.. *runs like hell*

 

[Guest]

Ewwwwww! LoL That was a VIVID image!

 

[dee_cole]

Back to your subject

Doc it's pretty interesting to hear a guy say that he's watched his wife fuck fifty other guys and vice versa. How do you deal with the jealousy. I have problems getting women to allow other women into the bed with us and I'm not even married. It's much easier to run a train on a chick, she cant get jealous.
In fifty tries I know you've seem someone fuck your wife better than you...you must be really, really secure in you relationship. So does it turn her on to see you with other women, and you to see her with other men?