Tales from the front lines

[FurryFury]

LMAO! That's pretty funny, stupid and sad of him but hey, an easy if somewhat irritating job.

 

[Homburg]

Well, you know, I sorta had his cock in my mouth, so if he kisses me, then it's sorta like him touching my lips that touched his cock, which is sorta like him kissing a cock, which is totally gay.

The logic is priceless.

It's sad really how fragile masculinity is. And costly. That dude ended up paying 500$ for a 5-ish minutes blow job.

That's beautiful.

And, as an aside, I'm sorry, but I cannot imagine a blowjob so good that it would cause orgasm in 5 minutes, while wearing a condom. My brain can't wrap around that idea. Not calling you a liar, mind you, just that I can't imagine that experience in my own life.

Hell, I can't think of anything that has ever made me come in 5 minutes. And certainly not while wearing a condom. Damn.

 

[DeservingBitch]

LMAO! That's pretty funny, stupid and sad of him but hey, an easy if somewhat irritating job.

Well, the worse part is that he somehow managed to make me feel bad about it. I know I shouldn't take it personally, but there's still this feeling that I did something wrong. Which I know I didn't. But it's there.

 

[DeservingBitch]

That's beautiful.

And, as an aside, I'm sorry, but I cannot imagine a blowjob so good that it would cause orgasm in 5 minutes, while wearing a condom. My brain can't wrap around that idea. Not calling you a liar, mind you, just that I can't imagine that experience in my own life.

Hell, I can't think of anything that has ever made me come in 5 minutes. And certainly not while wearing a condom. Damn.

Hehe. I'm talented, told ya.

But seriously, some guys cum ridiculously fast. I always thought that they aren't allowed to cum that fast past 20 years old, but apparently I was wrong.

I use super skinny super sensitive condoms. Mostly because I'm allergic to latex. But the guys appreciate them as well. They aren't cheap though. But it's probably the next best thing after bare back.

 

[Homburg]

Well, the worse part is that he somehow managed to make me feel bad about it. I know I shouldn't take it personally, but there's still this feeling that I did something wrong. Which I know I didn't. But it's there.

You feel bad because some blatantly dysfunctional priviledged het dude was homophobic on you? And not even phobic about your brand of homo?

Why sweat what a toad like that thinks?

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Hehe. I'm talented, told ya.

But seriously, some guys cum ridiculously fast. I always thought that they aren't allowed to cum that fast past 20 years old, but apparently I was wrong.

I use super skinny super sensitive condoms. Mostly because I'm allergic to latex. But the guys appreciate them as well. They aren't cheap though. But it's probably the next best thing after bare back.

No, I believe you, darlin. I just have trouble visualising it. I've never been that fast, even as a teenager.

 

[DeservingBitch]

You feel bad because some blatantly dysfunctional priviledged het dude was homophobic on you? And not even phobic about your brand of homo?

Why sweat what a toad like that thinks?

I know.

It's just that it's hard to wrap my head around the fact that I didn't do anything wrong for the guy to send me home after not even a half hour when he booked me for two hours. I guess his fucked up homophobic logic is so amazingly stupid that my brain refuses to accept it and is looking for another explanation.

 

[Homburg]

I know.

It's just that it's hard to wrap my head around the fact that I didn't do anything wrong for the guy to send me home after not even a half hour when he booked me for two hours. I guess his fucked up homophobic logic is so amazingly stupid that my brain refuses to accept it and is looking for another explanation.

Always, always, always have faith in the sexual stupidity of the priviledged.

 

[Netzach]

Homophobia and Stupidity:

Just came back from my only call tonight. Easter week-end keeps the pervs at home it seems.

So, I meet Mr. Homophobic in his hotel room. He booked me for two hours.

After the usual chit-chat, we get down to business. Or rather, *I* get down to business, if you know what I mean. My legendary talent at sucking cocks make him cum in about 5 minutes. I take the condom off, go to the bathroom to dispose of it, bring back a warm wet towel to clean Mr. Homophobic's little guy, and then lay down beside him. At which point Mr. Homophobic tells me that if I don't mind, he'd like to go to bed and could I call my driver to pick me up?

Huh? I asked him if there's anything wrong, if I did something to displease him. Tells me that no, I didn't do anything wrong, but since he can't kiss me anymore anyways, he'd rather just go to bed. WTF can't kiss me anymore? Why???

Well apparently, Mr. Homophobic just can't bring himself to kiss a woman who had her mouth around his cock. "But there was a condom on your cock." Doesn't matter. He just can't.

Re-WTF???

Well, you know, I sorta had his cock in my mouth, so if he kisses me, then it's sorta like him touching my lips that touched his cock, which is sorta like him kissing a cock, which is totally gay.

The logic is priceless.

It's sad really how fragile masculinity is. And costly. That dude ended up paying 500$ for a 5-ish minutes blow job.

You're not responsible for someone else's psychotic level of self-aversion. This is some hardcore self-loathing and all he can think of is to make you "dirty."


I wouldn't even call this homophobia - that's level headed by comparison.

 

[DeservingBitch]

You're not responsible for someone else's psychotic level of self-aversion. This is some hardcore self-loathing and all he can think of is to make you "dirty."


I wouldn't even call this homophobia - that's level headed by comparison.

There's certainly self-loathing in there. But he's the one who made the connection with gay-ness.

But yeah - you're probably right. It probably has more to do with self-loathing and transposing than anything else.

Fucking weirdo.

 

[DeservingBitch]

So, I'm wondering... Do you guys see this as on the same continuum as guys who refuse to taste their own cum or refuse to kiss a partner after cumming in said partner's mouth? Or is it something else?

 

[Homburg]

So, I'm wondering... Do you guys see this as on the same continuum as guys who refuse to taste their own cum or refuse to kiss a partner after cumming in said partner's mouth? Or is it something else?

*shrug* Depends on the core impetus that you are tracking on the 'continuum'. If the implication is that a guy has some level of inherent slef-loathing because he doesn't want to swill his own jizz, I'll say no. But if you are tracing the lack of desire to ingest what has been ejected, and self-loathing is the explanation for the extreme end, then yes.

Personally, I'm on the line somewhere. I don't like the smell or texture of it. Not so bad that I avoid it, but certainly have no strong desire to lap it up. Having kissed a woman on the mouth afterwards, I can't say that the taste is a huge turn-off, as I didn't really taste anything different. *shrug* Smell and texture are enough to put me off in general.

 

[intothewoods]

There's certainly self-loathing in there. But he's the one who made the connection with gay-ness.

But yeah - you're probably right. It probably has more to do with self-loathing and transposing than anything else.

Fucking weirdo.

Yeah, there was really no reason to put that together with gay. My money is on repressed homo. I mean, that is kind of always easy money, but seriously. Super freak! And not in a good way.

 

[YourCaptor]

Well, the worse part is that he somehow managed to make me feel bad about it. I know I shouldn't take it personally, but there's still this feeling that I did something wrong. Which I know I didn't. But it's there.

Well, if somebody said they cant touch a door knob because you just touched it I'm sure you would think, what, do I have a disease or something. Maybe its that kind of thing.

So, I'm wondering... Do you guys see this as on the same continuum as guys who refuse to taste their own cum or refuse to kiss a partner after cumming in said partner's mouth? Or is it something else?

I really don’t understand how Americans can be so screwed up about sex.

Sigh, maybe its something in the high fat diet.

 

[Homburg]

I really don’t understand how Americans can be so screwed up about sex.

Sigh, maybe its something in the high fat diet.

Why is this relevant? She's in Canada.

 

[YourCaptor]

Why is this relevant? She's in Canada.

Eh…

<saving my ass> well America really means the 2 continents of north and south America <saving my ass>

Shrugs, foreigners, immigrants, and the experiences I have had outside the states have never entailed any homophobia even close to what I see here.

 

[SweetGigi]

.....I use super skinny super sensitive condoms. Mostly because I'm allergic to latex. But the guys appreciate them as well. They aren't cheap though. But it's probably the next best thing after bare back.

what brand do you use if you don't mind my asking, please? Thanks.

 

[ownedsubgal]

Huh? I asked him if there's anything wrong, if I did something to displease him. Tells me that no, I didn't do anything wrong, but since he can't kiss me anymore anyways, he'd rather just go to bed. WTF can't kiss me anymore? Why???

Well apparently, Mr. Homophobic just can't bring himself to kiss a woman who had her mouth around his cock. "But there was a condom on your cock." Doesn't matter. He just can't.

i've never encountered a guy who was quite this extreme about it...after all, the BJ WAS covered, therefore your mouth actually touched nothing....but there are certainly plenty of men who don't want to kiss a girl after she has sucked their cock or who'll flinch away from you after cumming all over your body to avoid inadvertently touching their own juices. ridiculous imo, but everyone has their comfort zones. personally i couldn't handle the other extreme...guys who openly want to taste themselves, snowballing, etc...that's a bit on the gay side in my (possibly limited) view and i'm not really into being sexual with a man who isn't 100% straight.

 

[snowbyte]

I use super skinny super sensitive condoms. Mostly because I'm allergic to latex. But the guys appreciate them as well. They aren't cheap though. But it's probably the next best thing after bare back.

Sounds like Avantis. They're the only thing I use. Much better than latex, for me at least. I don't know how they'll stand up to dimethicone/silicone lubes but they've worked fine with others. I still do have a stash for trojans for use with toys, however.

 

[snowbyte]

what brand do you use if you don't mind my asking, please?

Assuming, still, that they are Avantis (from Durex), they are polyurethane which means that they don't have problems with oil-based lubricants that latex varieties do. They are also heat conductive which is a big plus, as well as being noticeably thinner. Lots of Win here. They typically costaround twice as much as latex condoms.

I had a friend who managed a massage parlor for awhile and I would cover shifts for him on occasion. Several of the girls there used Avanti because of the baby oil used for massages. After having a couple of latex fail on me, I switched.

 

[ownedsubgal]

last week, i saw four clients, which is an unusually busy week for me. typically we like to keep it to two, as this is never supposed to feel like a "job" and being a slave i do still have other things to do, lol. but last week was one of those weird weeks that come around every now and again where every guy comes out of the woodworks and wants to see you RIGHT NOW. i had to turn down two others, that would have been a bit too much for me to handle without getting stressed.

the first was a first-timer, a high-ranking fireman. he was beyond paranoid about it all being some sort of elaborate police sting and ending up with his face in the papers the next morning. to help him relax, i let him look around the house freely for a few minutes (to ensure no cameras, bugs or armed coppers hiding in the closet), then i went up to him and let him kiss me. he relaxed pretty quickly after that, and it was a pretty standard, unexciting 1-hour session from that point. he had just been looking for a woman who would be obedient and willing, without giving him any lip about it.

the next was a regular who actually lives in my neighborhood. another high-ranking over-worked Domly type, this time in the military. his fave thing is to have me suck his cock for a solid hour. it's as relaxing and meditative for me as it is for him, my mind kind of goes blank and it's suck, lick, swallow, gag, suck lick swallow gag, suck lick swallow gag....makes me feel all zen and stuff lol.

the next day i saw a really longtime regular who hadn't stopped by in a couple of months. he's probably my favorite, the one who bakes me cookies. he's a super sweet guy and it's clear that in the "real" world he's a very friendly, laidback, do-for-others type. it's also really really clear that he's the puppy dog of his marriage, catering to his wife's every whim. but when sexual with me he's very aggressive and demanding. he always books 2 hours and he is the only client who is capable of totally wearing me out. he'll fuck my face until i choke and puke, fuck my pussy raw so that it's all swollen and closed (and then just keep on going), slap me, spit on me, strangle me, and of course call me every sort of "nasty black slut nigger" in the book. the really funny thing though is that often after he cums he'll get a case of the guilts, and start apologizing for "getting out of hand," and start praising and complimenting me to the heavens. then after a few more minutes his cock is hard again and it's back to "choke on my dick, my little nigger cunt" lol...it's quite cute. i keep trying to explain to him that with me at least it's okay for him to just relax and be himself, there's no need to ever feel guilty or feel like he should have to cater to me in some way.

the last was friday, the mexican guy again. he brought a bottle of tequila and a bunch of cd's of hispanic music that he said he wanted me to keep and play, but only for and with him. it was a fun session, he's very talkative and keeps me laughing. his sense of humor is oddly very similar to my own, really dry and half-sarcastic. he likes me in girly uber-innocent summer dresses, which i also like because i can feel cute without feeling self-conscious about being exposed. he came twice, but was a bit upset with me because i had to keep the time to only 2 hours (last time he stayed for 3) because Daddy was coming home shortly to take me out to lunch. i had to promise him that from now on i'd only schedule with him if i had the rest of the day free, because he doesn't like to feel "rushed."

 

[Netzach]

There's certainly self-loathing in there. But he's the one who made the connection with gay-ness.

But yeah - you're probably right. It probably has more to do with self-loathing and transposing than anything else.

Fucking weirdo.

Because it sounds so much better than "I hate myself so much I'm scared of my own cum" to fag-bash.

He probably believes that's the issue, even. But it's so not. I've never encountered such a thing.

I mean "cum is nasty I don't lick my own up" seems sensible enough to me, but lips which touch my dick cannot touch mine? You are prime for the cheap analysis when you're that weird, dude.

 

[Netzach]

last week, i saw four clients, which is an unusually busy week for me. typically we like to keep it to two, as this is never supposed to feel like a "job" and being a slave i do still have other things to do, lol. but last week was one of those weird weeks that come around every now and again where every guy comes out of the woodworks and wants to see you RIGHT NOW. i had to turn down two others, that would have been a bit too much for me to handle without getting stressed.

the first was a first-timer, a high-ranking fireman. he was beyond paranoid about it all being some sort of elaborate police sting and ending up with his face in the papers the next morning. to help him relax, i let him look around the house freely for a few minutes (to ensure no cameras, bugs or armed coppers hiding in the closet), then i went up to him and let him kiss me. he relaxed pretty quickly after that, and it was a pretty standard, unexciting 1-hour session from that point. he had just been looking for a woman who would be obedient and willing, without giving him any lip about it.

the next was a regular who actually lives in my neighborhood. another high-ranking over-worked Domly type, this time in the military. his fave thing is to have me suck his cock for a solid hour. it's as relaxing and meditative for me as it is for him, my mind kind of goes blank and it's suck, lick, swallow, gag, suck lick swallow gag, suck lick swallow gag....makes me feel all zen and stuff lol.

the next day i saw a really longtime regular who hadn't stopped by in a couple of months. he's probably my favorite, the one who bakes me cookies. he's a super sweet guy and it's clear that in the "real" world he's a very friendly, laidback, do-for-others type. it's also really really clear that he's the puppy dog of his marriage, catering to his wife's every whim. but when sexual with me he's very aggressive and demanding. he always books 2 hours and he is the only client who is capable of totally wearing me out. he'll fuck my face until i choke and puke, fuck my pussy raw so that it's all swollen and closed (and then just keep on going), slap me, spit on me, strangle me, and of course call me every sort of "nasty black slut nigger" in the book. the really funny thing though is that often after he cums he'll get a case of the guilts, and start apologizing for "getting out of hand," and start praising and complimenting me to the heavens. then after a few more minutes his cock is hard again and it's back to "choke on my dick, my little nigger cunt" lol...it's quite cute. i keep trying to explain to him that with me at least it's okay for him to just relax and be himself, there's no need to ever feel guilty or feel like he should have to cater to me in some way.

the last was friday, the mexican guy again. he brought a bottle of tequila and a bunch of cd's of hispanic music that he said he wanted me to keep and play, but only for and with him. it was a fun session, he's very talkative and keeps me laughing. his sense of humor is oddly very similar to my own, really dry and half-sarcastic. he likes me in girly uber-innocent summer dresses, which i also like because i can feel cute without feeling self-conscious about being exposed. he came twice, but was a bit upset with me because i had to keep the time to only 2 hours (last time he stayed for 3) because Daddy was coming home shortly to take me out to lunch. i had to promise him that from now on i'd only schedule with him if i had the rest of the day free, because he doesn't like to feel "rushed."

These are awesome little snippets.

Do you think maybe that no. 2 might be both those things genuinely, and that's why he's kind of torn in both directions when he's done? I could see someone being that lightside/darkside about sex and stuff.

 

[SweetGigi]

Assuming, still, that they are Avantis (from Durex), they are polyurethane which means that they don't have problems with oil-based lubricants that latex varieties do. They are also heat conductive which is a big plus, as well as being noticeably thinner. Lots of Win here. They typically costaround twice as much as latex condoms.

I had a friend who managed a massage parlor for awhile and I would cover shifts for him on occasion. Several of the girls there used Avanti because of the baby oil used for massages. After having a couple of latex fail on me, I switched.

I've used a polyurethane condom in the past, and they have been a 'tight/snug' fit for the guy. Uncomfortable to a degree he says. I am just wondering if there are more than one brand out there and if they have varying sizes.

Thanks!!

 

[Homburg]

Eh…

<saving my ass> well America really means the 2 continents of north and south America <saving my ass>

Shrugs, foreigners, immigrants, and the experiences I have had outside the states have never entailed any homophobia even close to what I see here.

You don't tap dance for shit =P



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I've used a polyurethane condom in the past, and they have been a 'tight/snug' fit for the guy. Uncomfortable to a degree he says. I am just wondering if there are more than one brand out there and if they have varying sizes.

Thanks!!

Fit is such an issue. I hate an overtight condom. There are brands I just flat cannot use.

 

[SweetGigi]

Fit is such an issue. I hate an overtight condom. There are brands I just flat cannot use.

And it is even harder for those of us who will go into anaphylactic shock if we come into contact with latex. It is like they expect guys to be 'one size fits' all or something. Believe me they are NOT.