Tales from the front lines

[FurryFury]

Well, the worse part is that he somehow managed to make me feel bad about it. I know I shouldn't take it personally, but there's still this feeling that I did something wrong. Which I know I didn't. But it's there.

Now that truly sucks.

*HUG*

You know better than that.

*HUG*

 

[snowbyte]

It is like they expect guys to be 'one size fits' all or something. Believe me they are NOT.

Standard Tactylon and Trojan Supra are the only other polyurethane condoms that I'm aware of but I've not tried or even looked for either. Because they are polyurethane, they don't stretch as much latex and, as such, have a slightly higher level of breakage (although this does not necessarily lead to increased rates of pregnancy). This also indicates even more of a market need for a variety of sizes than would really be required of latex condoms. The only other non-latex/non-polyurethane alternative that I know if is the Trojan Natural Lamb variety, which I don't recall having liked at the time I used them many moons ago.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Why is this relevant? She's in Canada.

Well, it could be relevant since a lot of our clientele are americans in business here. But in this case, the dude is Canadian. Which is not necessarily better. Anglo-Canadian are SO prude.

i've never encountered a guy who was quite this extreme about it...after all, the BJ WAS covered, therefore your mouth actually touched nothing....but there are certainly plenty of men who don't want to kiss a girl after she has sucked their cock or who'll flinch away from you after cumming all over your body to avoid inadvertently touching their own juices. ridiculous imo, but everyone has their comfort zones. personally i couldn't handle the other extreme...guys who openly want to taste themselves, snowballing, etc...that's a bit on the gay side in my (possibly limited) view and i'm not really into being sexual with a man who isn't 100% straight.

How is that gay? I've tasted my own pussy juice many times and... oh never mind, I'm not the best example!

Seriously, a gay dude is a guy who fucks and loves guys. Tasting/eating your own cum makes you as much gay as having a chick pegging your ass.

Assuming, still, that they are Avantis (from Durex), they are polyurethane which means that they don't have problems with oil-based lubricants that latex varieties do. They are also heat conductive which is a big plus, as well as being noticeably thinner. Lots of Win here. They typically costaround twice as much as latex condoms.

I had a friend who managed a massage parlor for awhile and I would cover shifts for him on occasion. Several of the girls there used Avanti because of the baby oil used for massages. After having a couple of latex fail on me, I switched.

Yes, Avanti indeed (Avanti is also the brand of cigarettes I smoke. Not that it's relevant).

They do have a slighty higher risk of breaking, but with enough lube or natural lubrification, I've never had one breaking on me.

I wouldn't use them for anal though. But I'm paranoid that way.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Because it sounds so much better than "I hate myself so much I'm scared of my own cum" to fag-bash.

He probably believes that's the issue, even. But it's so not. I've never encountered such a thing.

I mean "cum is nasty I don't lick my own up" seems sensible enough to me, but lips which touch my dick cannot touch mine? You are prime for the cheap analysis when you're that weird, dude.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Me think that dude would benefit from a good humiliation session with Netz!

 

[DeservingBitch]

Oh cool!

Just got a called from the agency. I have an appointment booked for next week (I'm not working this week as I'm leaving tomorrow for SF until Sunday) with a guy with a smoking and foot fetish. They called me to check if I would be OK with sitting pretty smoking cigarettes while the guy gives me a pedicure. You bet I'm OK with it.

Geez I love those kind of pervs!

 

[BiBunny]

Ok, I have to laugh. My new character name with my new company is one of my best friends' first names. I sent her a text saying, "You're gonna love this. My new character name with [company name] is [your name]."

My friend is named for her grandmother, so she replied, "Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry, Grandma!"

 

[SweetGigi]

Yes, Avanti indeed (Avanti is also the brand of cigarettes I smoke. Not that it's relevant).

They do have a slightly higher risk of breaking, but with enough lube or natural lubrification, I've never had one breaking on me.

I wouldn't use them for anal though. But I'm paranoid that way.

so they are good for the... you know... bigger boys?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Ok, I have to laugh. My new character name with my new company is one of my best friends' first names. I sent her a text saying, "You're gonna love this. My new character name with [company name] is [your name]."

My friend is named for her grandmother, so she replied, "Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry, Grandma!"

Haha!

I'm using my sis's name. I'm used to being called by her name since I'm a kid -- my parents always mix up our names -- so it works well. I'll probably burn in hell for using my innocent sis's name for whoring myself though.

 

[DeservingBitch]

so they are good for the... you know... bigger boys?

I'd say they're good for up to the big end of average. Bigger than that, not so much.

I'd say 2 out of 10 guys, I have to use the bigger size latex condoms. Since I'm not terribly allergic to latex, I can deal with it. But if contact with latex brings you to the emergency room, I don't know what other alternative there is out there.

 

[SweetGigi]

I'd say they're good for up to the big end of average. Bigger than that, not so much.

I'd say 2 out of 10 guys, I have to use the bigger size latex condoms. Since I'm not terribly allergic to latex, I can deal with it. But if contact with latex brings you to the emergency room, I don't know what other alternative there is out there.

Yeah I've been thinking about a polyurethane diaphragm. We'll have to see about the Avanti though. They're worth a shot, right?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Yeah I've been thinking about a polyurethane diaphragm. We'll have to see about the Avanti though. They're worth a shot, right?

Oh yes, they are. Go for a small package though: they are ridiculously expensive. Double the price as regular latex condoms.

 

[SweetGigi]

Oh yes, they are. Go for a small package though: they are ridiculously expensive. Double the price as regular latex condoms.

Will do, ma'am. Thanks for all your help. *smooches*

 

[snowbyte]

so they are good for the... you know... bigger boys?

They are sized a bit larger than normal condoms because they don't stretch as much. Like DB sez, it's the big end of average.

Yeah I've been thinking about a polyurethane diaphragm.

Another alternative is the female condom. I'm almost certain that there is at least one polyurethane version out there. I'm going to have to get one of these eventually just to figure out something kinky to do with it.

 

[SweetGigi]

They are sized a bit larger than normal condoms because they don't stretch as much. Like DB sez, it's the big end of average.




Another alternative is the female condom. I'm almost certain that there is at least one polyurethane version out there. I'm going to have to get one of these eventually just to figure out something kinky to do with it.

interesting idea. i've never thought about it.

 

[BiBunny]

So I just had my first "get pissed off and hang up" guy. But frankly, my dear....

Excuse the hell out of me for not knowing exactly what you wanted 2 minutes into the damn conversation. The sum of the entire conversation up 'til that point on your end was saying hi, asking how I was, and asking me how I dirty I am. Sorry, fucker, but that doesn't give me a lot to work with. Considering the fact that you've never talked to me before AND you didn't bother to tell the dispatcher what you wanted, then maybe it's YOUR communication skills that are lacking, not mine.

There's a reason some people have to pay to get their rocks off.

 

[Netzach]

The female condom is what I think people *really* mean when they bitch about the lameness of condoms. It's like tucking a ziploc baggie in your snatch.

 

[BiBunny]

The female condom is what I think people *really* mean when they bitch about the lameness of condoms. It's like tucking a ziploc baggie in your snatch.

Ew, God, the mental image. *Shudder*

 

[Homburg]

The female condom is what I think people *really* mean when they bitch about the lameness of condoms. It's like tucking a ziploc baggie in your snatch.

I just don't ever want to find out.

 

[00Syd]

The female condom is what I think people *really* mean when they bitch about the lameness of condoms. It's like tucking a ziploc baggie in your snatch.

Hahahaha my school recently had some sort of "safe sex" day and kids in bright orange shirts stood around in all the buildings handing out condoms, and one of my suite mates came back that night and pulled out this female condom someone had given her. none of us had ever seen one before, and the instructions (complete with helpful drawings) did not make the whole thing sound at all appealing. We laughed for ages.

 

[Netzach]

Hahahaha my school recently had some sort of "safe sex" day and kids in bright orange shirts stood around in all the buildings handing out condoms, and one of my suite mates came back that night and pulled out this female condom someone had given her. none of us had ever seen one before, and the instructions (complete with helpful drawings) did not make the whole thing sound at all appealing. We laughed for ages.

Aren't they just atrocious?

We were gonna use one for novelty, then opened it and proceeded to just laugh. I suppose if you *really* need to control the safe sex decisions and can't get him to glove up, it's there, but....eh.

 

[00Syd]

Not my first choice when it comes to safe sex, no.

 

[ownedsubgal]

How is that gay? I've tasted my own pussy juice many times and... oh never mind, I'm not the best example!

Seriously, a gay dude is a guy who fucks and loves guys. Tasting/eating your own cum makes you as much gay as having a chick pegging your ass.

um, i think a guy who wants anyone...chick, dude, or some delightful combination of the two...to "peg" his bum is EXTREMELY gay lol. intentionally tasting his own juices i might be able to pass off as curiousity, but actual cock-like penetration is a whole other ball of wax.

but don't mind me, i'm old school.

 

[ownedsubgal]

These are awesome little snippets.

Do you think maybe that no. 2 might be both those things genuinely, and that's why he's kind of torn in both directions when he's done? I could see someone being that lightside/darkside about sex and stuff.

oh you mean the cookie baker? definitely. i think he's perfectly happy with being the supersweet almost submissive nice guy at least 80% of the time, because that's who he is. but he's also the sado-thug he is in erotic moments with me, and he doesn't seem to have any other outlet for that side of himself. he's confessed to me that the things he does with me sexually...fucking my face, choking me, screwing me til i cry, etc...he would NEVER do to his wife (who's also black ironically). i don't think he believes the two...doting loving husband/bitch-slapping pussy pounder....can go together.

*sigh*...those poor, self-deprived, conflicted vanillas....

 

[snowbyte]

*sigh*...those poor, self-deprived, conflicted vanillas....

The guilt may actually be an important part of the whole equation for him. I've seen it enough with catholic girls He seems to have just found the best balance for himself that he's capable of.

 

[snowbyte]

none of us had ever seen one before, and the instructions (complete with helpful drawings) did not make the whole thing sound at all appealing. We laughed for ages.

I think, then, if I ever do decide to pull this out of my bag of tricks, my pet will already be bound and blindfolded. Her giggling would kind of remove the shock value of whatever it is I finally decide to do with it.