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[Veroe]

I hate seven eleven. Forever boycott these sadistic bastards and their itty-bitty ridiculous slurpee boxes. You stack 154 of their itty bitty boxes that never stay the fuck standing.
I hate Trix: their commercials endorses prejudice to children "Silly rabbit. Trix is for kids." Not "We have plenty,silly rabbit. Sure you can have some."
I hate Subway: Why do I have to make so many of their god-damned soupbowls at work-who goes to a sandwhich place for their fucking soup anyway.
I hate the fox network's cruel game of getting me interested in a show and then canceling it.
I hate the total disappointment of Shymalan's The Last Airbender.
I hate having broken up with Star Wars. Star wars was my passion since I was 5 years old, but then the prequels happened and the not star wars developments in the books...the cartoon...George...I can't even get excited about the new movie coming. I hate not caring about it.

 

[LitShark]

I hate seven eleven. Forever boycott these sadistic bastards and their itty-bitty ridiculous slurpee boxes. You stack 154 of their itty bitty boxes that never stay the fuck standing.
I hate Trix: their commercials endorses prejudice to children "Silly rabbit. Trix is for kids." Not "We have plenty,silly rabbit. Sure you can have some."
I hate Subway: Why do I have to make so many of their god-damned soupbowls at work-who goes to a sandwhich place for their fucking soup anyway.
I hate the fox network's cruel game of getting me interested in a show and then canceling it.
I hate the total disappointment of Shymalan's The Last Airbender.
I hate having broken up with Star Wars. Star wars was my passion since I was 5 years old, but then the prequels happened and the not star wars developments in the books...the cartoon...George...I can't even get excited about the new movie coming. I hate not caring about it.

Ho Ho Ho! Happy Haters' Holidays! Hurray for Holiday Hate!

*Distributes HATER stamps for Veroe and Vailyn*

I hate followers, people who jump on the bandwagon just 'cause. Moreover, I hate supposed artists who are driven by greed above all else. Case in point, The Desolation of Smaug. The Hobbit, was one of the greatest literary works of all times, and Peter Jackson decides to take that ONE beloved book and spread it out into a new trilogy of three-hour epics, just to prove that he can. Does he really think that we can't tell when he's just making up horseshit to fill space?

After five hours and two separate admission costs, a dragon's idea of "Burning" someone shouldn't consist of pithy insults. Henceforth and forever more, the act of stretching to fill space shall be known as Peter Jacksoning. /hate

 

[Vailyn]

Hah! You went to see that movie. I won't. =P

 

[LitShark]

Hah! You went to see that movie. I won't. =P

I forgot how angry the first one made me.... felt like I already paid to see that damn dragon... didn't think he'd be so chatty and inept.

 

[Wolfias]

I was really hoping to see Smaug devastating shit left and right....I HATE they've neutered a Dragon into a mouthy bitch.

 

[LitShark]

I was really hoping to see Smaug devastating shit left and right....I HATE they've neutered a Dragon into a mouthy bitch.

Honey, the pilot light has gone out. Could you go light the burner?

I'm glad to know that I'm not on an island with this. Chatty-ass spiders too! Welcome to the hate haven Wolf.

 

[Wolfias]

Seriously?...the freaking spiders are mouthy bitches too? Thanks for the welcome LS.

 

[prettyserpentine]

I think I adore this thread. Finally somewhere to spend my hate points!!

I hated Desolation. Never ever thought I'd walk out of a Tolkien movie, or a Jackson movie for that matter. Only thing that kept me in there was the fact my friend had fallen asleep.

Says it all really.

 

[Vailyn]

Hehehehe

Your post makes me laugh. OK--lots of things tend to make me laugh but this is just another point for why I'm glad I'm not seeing that movie.

Hehehhe

 

[c716]

Oooo Let me!!!

I hate Al Gore that fucking prick!

The "Hey you are all killing the planet" jerk-off while his mansion sucks up all the resources for miles.
Oh yeah then he sells his suck-hard Current TV to Al Jazeera!

Merry Christmas you tobacco farming, dull talking, election losing, wife cheating on, internet inventing, making millions off of failing "green companies" douche bag.

 

[LitShark]

Holy Hate-cicles Batman! The Hate goes on. I think it's good, especially around the Holidays, to have somewhere to be free to vent, or invent, or represent. As the case may be. Welcome all Haters!

*Stamps HATER stamps on hands of haters*

Shifting gears a bit, I'd like to recommend something that I've recently come to Love! Comedy Central's "Enjoy It" starring Steven Brody Stevens, produced by Comedy heavyweight Zach Galifianakis, is unlike anything I've ever seen on television or even in documentary film-making. The dramatic and often inexplicable exploits of struggling comedian Brody Stevens, walks the line between tear-jerker documentary of a subject struggling with mental illness and the side-splitting hilarity of cutting edge "discomfort" comedy, in a way it's never been done.

Anyone who hasn't seen it, should watch. I'll say outright, it's not for everyone, but people who work hard at the art of creation will likely find it unnervingly familiar. I'm still not sure if Brody is chemically imbalanced and in need of close monitoring, or an Andy Kaufman-esque comedy genius, and I'm curious to know if anyone else has strong feelings. Nutjob? Genius? Both? The answers aren't so simple...

 

[Wolfias]

Flipping his PAW over as the HATER stamp doesn't work on fur. I hate a flash forward six months followed by a flashback of four months. Revolution did that and I want to dig the writers eyes out with a rusty spoon!

 

[Veroe]

I hate television shows that build up a secret for a whole season and then reset in the next season like it never happened.

I also hate TV shows where the big draw is the building romantic tension between the hero and heroine, because the whole drive of the show becomes the question: "Will this be the episode where they finally give in and kiss...". The problem is if you don't eventually have that episode your cheating the fans but once they do...the drive to watch the show is gone. The romantic tension has been resolved...so what reason is there to tune in this week?

 

[darkangel76]

I have to second and maybe even third the hate for how Fox cancels amazing shows well before their time! Firefly anyone? *grumbles*

I also hate mid-season hiatuses for televisions shows. Now, I don't watch much tv, but for the one or so I do, these hiatuses irritate me!

Another thing I hate is how a couple of the shows I love--coughs, Game of Thrones, coughs--are only available on HBO. So now, while those who can afford to have the premium channels get to watch the show while it airs... I, sadly, cannot. I have to wait until the DVDs come out forever and a day later (DVDs that I'd buy anyway, but still... would be nice to not have to walk away when conversations/discussions ensue for fear of spoilers). *more grumbles*

 

[Wolfias]

-Sings in the corner- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmyO2xuI1qI For all Fireflyers that hate it's gone.

 

[prettyserpentine]

I hate when you finish a fantastic book and can't get to the bookstore to pick up it's sequel before closing.

 

[Wolfias]

I really hate when the sequel of the book you've just read, sucks so bad you can't finish reading it halfway through.

 

[LitShark]

I really hate coming to the end of a long term project, that I've worked super hard on and am within reach of finishing. That feeling of nostalgia I feel, saying goodbye to the characters. It's silly, they're not real, they live in my mind, I shouldn't feel human feelings toward them.

But I do. And I hate that!

*Stomps off to work on an ending*

 

[Veroe]

I really hate when you finish a great book but find you have to wait and wait and wait for the sequel.

 

[prettyserpentine]

I hate boredom!

Also inactive RPers.

I also hate this colour of pink I've painted my nails...

 

[Wolfias]

I hate pink! Except when it's Panther Pink on 70 440 Magnum Cuda, with a pretty girl driving it that can work on the engine.

 

[LitShark]

I hate the necessity of sleep, I could be so much more productive if I didn't need it. If only I could consume some sort of sleep substitute...

*Remembers caffeine*

Nevermind.

 

[zydrate]

Coffee.
From McDonalds.

 

[LitShark]

Stashing pics!

This one

and this one.

 

[Wolfias]

Hating that the RP's I'm in nobodies posting much and the Holidays are over, I look and look and a tumble weed rolling by would be interesting.