SinfulLittleOne
Literotica Guru
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Weekdays kick ass around here!
hehehe
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Weekdays kick ass around here!
We get guns and sex.
And I get candy.
That's all I know....
And all I NEED to know.
I want a double barrel shotgun, sawed off...do you understand??
Then I need (at the very least) a sai and a dagger, possibly a long sword.
(as Two handed swords are a pain to maneuver)
And sex. *nods* LOTS of amazingly dirty sex.
You have all the weapons you need...
For dirty sex.
*sneaks in to toss a blanket on Sharky and whisper in his ear before heading off to work*
*Scratches head...* I had the dirtiest dreams last night, I don't know-
Oh! Foxy! What a hilarious Fohw Pahw!
wonders in
doesn't see anyone about.....
I'm about!
Ahhh... waves
*Waving back*
Could I get you a drink?
A diversion of some sort? What's your pleasure?
catches the water and takes a sip
Thank you...I will do that..I don't mean to bug but I'm just wandering around tonight...
No bother at all, I do adore wanderers. Truthfully I'm just glad I didn't scare you off forever with my liberal use of exclamation marks.
LitShark is a fake ass, wanna be pimp, hack writer, poser bitch. Shark ain't shit and only suckas swim with him.
*Backhand Pimp Slap for Everyone who kissed his ass in this thread.*
Your pool sucks, you too damn fat and lazy, your room's a mess, watch too much television, unlovable, daydreaming, THREAD KILLING punk bitch! UPH is Lazzarus Risen!
HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!
Aw, Fauxy! Youre so sweet to defend my honor. UPH Can always keep me humble.
I was looking for that AVI you designed for him...
Gaaah....
I haven't a clue anymore.
I do remember it.
Where I put it, however, is a far different story.