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[MrHotnspicey]

Chocolate Fix

Played golf with a buddy Tuesday. Finished golf, past lunch time, and starving. Went to a nearby Cracker Barrell. Going in drooled over that display of nutty fudge bar they have right by the hostess station. Behaved and was seated and had lunch. As I was paying for our lunch, my buddy sneaked to the next register and bought us that beautiful piece of fudge. We sure over indulged on the 50 mile trip home. Good golf, good lunch, huge piece of chocolate fudge. Emmmm Hmmmmm. Was a wonderful day. lol.

 

[desired_tempest]

i have a massive headache and im heading to bed...but i dont wanna sleep alone...

 

[sethp]

i have a massive headache and im heading to bed...but i dont wanna sleep alone...

Ok I'll be right over.. you don't snore do you??

 

[desired_tempest]

Ok I'll be right over.. you don't snore do you??

i was told i do

 

[sethp]

ok..ummm well...ok I'll be right over anyways!

 

[Ekserb]

Yeah, you didn't see that coming.

Any woman anywhere: "I don't want to sleep alone."

Typical male Literotica member: "I'll be right over. You don't stab your sleeping partners in the neck as they slumber, then eat their remains, do you?"

"I was told I do."

"Hmm. Okay. I'll be right over anyway."

 

[desired_tempest]

Any woman anywhere: "I don't want to sleep alone."

Typical male Literotica member: "I'll be right over. You don't stab your sleeping partners in the neck as they slumber, then eat their remains, do you?"

"I was told I do."

"Hmm. Okay. I'll be right over anyway."

just because he said i'll be right over does not mean i would have accepted it...

 

[monique1971]

Any woman anywhere: "I don't want to sleep alone."

Typical male Literotica member: "I'll be right over. You don't stab your sleeping partners in the neck as they slumber, then eat their remains, do you?"

"I was told I do."

"Hmm. Okay. I'll be right over anyway."

What's wrong with consuming one's partner after coitus? Female praying mantises do it. You know you'd like to see a hot mantis thread.

 

[Ekserb]

just because he said i'll be right over does not mean i would have accepted it...

What's wrong with consuming one's partner after coitus? Female praying mantises do it. You know you'd like to see a hot mantis thread.

My post was a hateful and senseless attack on the dick who invited himself to DTs home, asking first if she had a sleeping disorder that he, presumably, didn't want to encounter during the night. When she replied that she did suffer the aforementioned symptoms, he gave no more than a moment's pause before deciding that the condition over which he had so much distress was in fact not really worthy of missing the possible invitation to "get all up in that."

Why did you both feel the need to make it more than that by your reasoned responses?

 

[monique1971]

My post was a hateful and senseless attack on the dick who invited himself to DTs home, asking first if she had a sleeping disorder that he, presumably, didn't want to encounter during the night. When she replied that she did suffer the aforementioned symptoms, he gave no more than a moment's pause before deciding that the condition over which he had so much distress was in fact not really worthy of missing the possible invitation to "get all up in that."

Why did you both feel the need to make it more than that by your reasoned responses?

Because I wanted to write the phrase "hot mantis thread" in a post.

 

[desired_tempest]

My post was a hateful and senseless attack on the dick who invited himself to DTs home, asking first if she had a sleeping disorder that he, presumably, didn't want to encounter during the night. When she replied that she did suffer the aforementioned symptoms, he gave no more than a moment's pause before deciding that the condition over which he had so much distress was in fact not really worthy of missing the possible invitation to "get all up in that."

Why did you both feel the need to make it more than that by your reasoned responses?

apparently i didnt understand what you were saying

 

[Lorali82]

Because I wanted to write the phrase "hot mantis thread" in a post.

This reminds me of something:

 

[kittykateater]

it can be anything...the saddest moment of your life...the happiest...something that needs to be said...anything...

the past few days every sad romantic movie i've watched i've cried...its kinda pathetic actually...theres always one person in my mind when i watch them...i don't know how many times i've cried over him...for him...with him...about him...maybe its a sign...a sign saying i'll cry the rest of my life because of him...

My mom was terribly ill and getting steadily worse the last 20 years of her life. My dad waited on her hand and foot and he was constantly exhausted. In her final days, she didn't recognize me.

So when she died, although I felt a sadness, I couldn't cry, it was more a relief to see her suffering and dad's exhaustion finally ended. Besides, I had grown up being MUCH closer to my dad than to my mom.

When we scattered her ashes at sea, I didn't cry, although again there was some sadness.

Over the next 3 years, as I had for most of my life, I spent a LOT of time with dad, and we remained very close as always.

When dad got ill 3 years later, it was MY turn to be the caretaker...for him...as he had been for mom. I didn't mind at all. Cancer took him quickly and painlessly: less than 6 months from diagnosis to death.

The last time I saw dad, I could tell he was very close to dying. Visiting hours were over and he died about 30 minutes after we left--the hospital called about 15 minutes after he died. I cried all that night and most of the next day.

We took his ashes to be scattered at the same spot where we'd scattered mom's ashes 3 years earlier, so that at least symbolically, they would be together again, as they had been through 51 years of marriage before mom died. I cried most of that day, too. Yet even now, I've never shed one tear for my mom. I sometimes feel bad about that, but then I think maybe some of the many, many tears for dad were also for mom. I also think dad's death was quick and surpising, whereas I had 20 years to get used to the idea that mom was slowly dying (a disease was slowly eating away at her nerves and had crippled her legs), so not as much of a shock when she died as it was with dad.

 

[wundergrrly]

This reminds me of something:

oh my goodness! those are so cool hun!
I'm not exactly sure why... but hey! lol

xoxo
k

 

[monique1971]

This reminds me of something:

Huh. Freaky, and yet cool. What I don't get is how these bear an anti-AIDS message, but according the URL and the little graphic inset at the bottom right, they are French AIDS PSAs. ????

 

[Ekserb]

Huh. Freaky, and yet cool. What I don't get is how these bear an anti-AIDS message, but according the URL and the little graphic inset at the bottom right, they are French AIDS PSAs. ????

What's not to understand? Fucking giant spiders and scorpions gives you AIDS. It's a pretty clear message.

 

[monique1971]

What's not to understand? Fucking giant spiders and scorpions gives you AIDS. It's a pretty clear message.

Yeah, good thing we're not working off that theory about a virus. Talk about wildly inaccurate.

 

[Lorali82]

Yeah, good thing we're not working off that theory about a virus. Talk about wildly inaccurate.

Yeah, you have to fuck a monkey to get AIDS.

 

[Ekserb]

Yeah, you have to fuck a monkey to get AIDS.

You do?



Ummm ..... oops. (I knew there was something wrong with that hairy bitch. "Oh, it's okay. I was tested just last week." Fucking chimps.)

 

[MrHotnspicey]

Hey Lorali,
And here I thought that was a female Praying Mantis and she fucked her male stud to death. Spicey, thinks to himself. I am a Scorpio, hmmmm. With that sexxie Lorali, I think I would eventually die smiling. Kisses Sweet Heart.

 

[monique1971]

Tonight I wrote someone an angry letter. Every line of it hummed with venomous energy. Unfortunately for me, I already know that he won't ever read it.

It's frustrating.

 

[MrHotnspicey]

Monique,
I know you don't know me, but here is a feel better huggzzz for ya.. Hope things get better for you.
Spicey

 

[Lorali82]

I am considering going for a 40 minute drive in the middle of the night just to get the chocolate bunny I left at my mother's house.



I probably won't.

But I really wish I had some chocolate in the house.

 

[buckeye007]

I'd drive 40 minutes...or more to deliver some chocolate to you hon!! Great new Av babe...very sexy...I miss your thread so much! You always had such creative photos

 

[MrHotnspicey]

Hey Lorali,
Good to see you sweetheart, As was just said, if you were a little closer I would see that you had all the chocolate you desired. Hell, I would even be willing to be your own personal chocolate bunny. lol. Well, I might need a little better tan. ha ha.
I also miss your thread, and oh yes, I do love you new AV.
Huggzzz
Spicey