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[rider7777]

Learning to grow Learing to Learn

I've expearince enough of life to know all of your sad and bad times are teacher to your life so you grow and learn and change. These make you interisting and you. Life will get better if you allow it. Im still looking forward to my best . SILL LOOKING

 

[monique1971]

Just when I think I have seen it all

Yesterday afternoon I saw a bumper sticker:

I CAMEL TOE

Can this really mean what I think it means? Are people really so crass that they'll stick something like this on their vehicle and drive around that way?

Lord have mercy.

 

[Ekserb]

Yesterday afternoon I saw a bumper sticker:

I CAMEL TOE

Can this really mean what I think it means? Are people really so crass that they'll stick something like this on their vehicle and drive around that way?

Lord have mercy.

Two things:

If I had known you felt this way, I would have taken it off my car.

Next time let me know when you're going to be in Miami.

 

[monique1971]

Two things:

If I had known you felt this way, I would have taken it off my car.

Next time let me know when you're going to be in Miami.

Next time, I'll bring you a little magnetized ribbon thingy with your favorite motto embossed on it.

 

[bsbrian]

Bumper Sticker

Best bumper sticker that I've seen was "If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair."

 

[Lorali82]

Yesterday afternoon I saw a bumper sticker:

I CAMEL TOE

Can this really mean what I think it means? Are people really so crass that they'll stick something like this on their vehicle and drive around that way?

Lord have mercy.

There's something about cars that brings out the id in people. Complements the road rage nicely, I think.

 

[MrHotnspicey]

I have refused to have a bumper sticker of any kind on my auto for many years. Now , ya might find a U of K license plate or license plate frame on anything I own. lol. grinzzzz , Go Big Blue!
Hey Lorali, That AV of yours is looking very hotttttt. Huggzzz to ya Sweetie.

 

[monique1971]

I want a new computer.

 

[bluebell]

The heights of my insanity

I love gift cards. I think they're the best.
And let's face it- my father would never figure out how to get me anything else because if I tell him to buy me a Neko Case cd he's gonna be like, "What the fuck is a Neko Case?"
So yeah- gift cards are the gift balm for the masses.

Here's the thing: I've been in possession of a sizeable Best Buy card for awhile now. Haven't gone, partially because my father cannot comprehend that it takes me forty-five minutes to drive to wherever he has purchased said gift card. It was only a ten minute drive for him, at any rate.
And isn't that all that matters folks?

Anyway.
I made it to Best Buy yesterday and it's become more gigantic than I remembered it.
I got panicky.
I couldn't remember what cd's I wanted, what dvd's I've been meaning to get, which boxed sets I've been thinking about.
Using a gift card on something like, say, a digital camera would be good except the card wouldn't nearly cover it all, and there's the added frustration of knowing I hadn't researched which one would be the best to buy.
Knowing me I'd buy some shitty piece of crap and then live to regret it.

Are you getting the point here?

I. Freaked. Out.
I love gift cards but they make me nuts.

So I bought Dolores O'Riordan's new solo album with my own money (not the gift card) and vowed I'd go back another day.
Possibly with a list.

 

[hardnlong]

I'll tell you something...
Most mornings anymore and especially after the really hot and boring nights he is so bored, listless and lifeless that I think you should lead him into the shower. Grab him and breathe some life back into him. Work him until you can feel him responding and growing. Follow his growth and urge him up and back to health where he can grow strong, active and then eager under your tonguelage (that's like tutelage but different). You could watch and feel him growing controlled only by your willingness to work with him, revive him and bring him back from the brink and take him up to the edge. Make him live again and let him know there are still things in life to experience and take him to those places where he can learn and appreciate them again. Make him strong, active and bring attention to his spirit. He needs to cum back and if he seems flaccid after then urge him again and show him he can cum back again and again. He needs the spirit and thoughtfulness of a good woman beside him, over him, under him all interested in his recovery and his usefulness in the future. Praise him and work on him as he matures again. Never let him down!

 

[desired_tempest]

im kinda pissed a lot of my pics were taken down but then again i havent been on in MONTHS...

anyways...catch you up a lil bit...ive fucked three guys since i moved back...that was the last week of May...i met them all on the internet...i found out Brian,26, lived ten mins away from me and we were both horny so we got together that night and a few nights ago...which i gotta tell ya the other night was the hardest ive ever been fucked but i didnt cry out in pain...that was the loudest ive ever been with anyone...Steve i met him off of another site..*******bootycall.com hes 30...the biggest cock ive ever had in my pussy...felt like i was being split open...first guy i took a shower with...and then theres Chris...poor ity bitty Chris...he was drinking so his lil guy went into hiding shortly after we started...and to top it all off...i havent had my period since Steve...which i havent talked to him since i last saw him...a month ago...ive taken two pregnancy tests and they say no...but i still havent started...ive been really irritated easily...tired a lot...and hungry when im not even hungry...well i eat when im not hungry...but the tests i took said no...im hoping beyond hope that its stress that made me skip this month...its happened before...but i dont think im gonna be so lucky this time around...

that is whats happened since i moved back home...should've stayed in PA...amish people dont like to have sex...

 

[monique1971]

I really wish I hadn't sent that email.

 

[bluebell]

The horrible thing is she thinks it really tastes good

My co-worker (and friend) Lisa can't bake to save her life.
I'm really hoping it will never boil down to that, because if it does, she's fucked.

 

[desired_tempest]

whats the website that a lot of people use to resize their photos?...i know its free but i cant remember the name of it...and its buggin the hell out of me...i wanna resize my pics...

 

[bluebell]

A suggestion which wasn't originally mine but that has now been adopted warmly

whats the website that a lot of people use to resize their photos?...i know its free but i cant remember the name of it...and its buggin the hell out of me...i wanna resize my pics...

Perhaps this?
A friend of mine sent me the link a long time ago. It's pretty grand.

 

[Erokage]

I uh... well... 14 years of being treated like shit, ended me up with... an imaginary girlfriend... though it feels to me like she totally real...

 

[desired_tempest]

i had a fuck buddy for a month...he would tickle me in the middle of fucking eachother...i loved it...we wrestled and played around...really comfy with eachother...it was a pity that he decided i was getting too attached...

 

[hot_n_ready4u]

Interesting... I can orgasm from intercourse alone, but no one but myself has ever been able to make me come by stimulating my clit. I guess I'm different.

I can't come by stimulation of the clit without a vibrator...the regular human touch just doesn't do it for me, in that area...*sighs* I have no clue.

 

[desired_tempest]

we went out the other night...went to Club Vogue which is a strip club and then SOCO which is a gay club...it was awesome...got drunk before we went to Vogue...i tipped two strippers...got my boobs and crotch bit...it was awesome

 

[desired_tempest]

i got laid Friday night by a guy with a big dick...whenever i refer to him i call him Donkey Dick...hes younger than me a bit odd but omigod does he know how to fuck...hes so rough and sexy i love it...when he ask him to be rougher...he gets rougher...good god does he get rougher...we were fucking and i begged him to put his dick back in me because i wanted to cum all over him...he was fingering me at the time...he didnt listen to me but then i started begging...baby please i wanna cum on your dick...that got his attention...he put his monster in me and my pussy came all over him...it was awesome...second guy that ive came for during sex...

 

[leglicker]

licking

my wife can't have an orgasm when i am inside her either, so i alwas eat her out and she cums 3 or 4 times then i put my 10in. cock in and we have really good sex, my wife is alwas really dry so i alwas jump start her and get her juices flowing it is much easier for her and i don't mind helping her out. leglicker

 

[bouncingbetty]

Well since this is an anything thread... wow I can't believe I am about to type this...

I don't have a big dick/cock it is only about 5 inches fully erect, I feel so embarassed that it is small and not as big as many of the men who hang out on these threads. I still have a lot to offer a woman I like to think, but maybe size is more important than they say. Alot of people try to playcate it, but I have been single for 8 years and dateless for 4... in-part due to my shyness, and in-part due to my embarassment over my lack of size in the joy department. I guess this is a terrible place to try and find someone who can appreciate all the other things I can offer... but what can I say, I been single for so damn long, it can't hurt anymore.

And that is what I have to say for now, now excuse me while I go hide myself in a corner

I've had just as good from a guy with a small dick (but fantastic mouth) as any I've had. One time a guy and I came back from the movies at about ten. He started on me with this mouth and hands (everywhere) - at 4:00 a.m. I am sitting in the shower, dehydrated with him handing me glasses of cold water through the curtain, and he only fucked me once (with a dick around your size). I will never forget that night or him and his mouth (wasn't only time with him).

 

[desired_tempest]

...............

 

[desired_tempest]

i was dating a guy in the Marines and it was great....until he went back to CA and started to get distant...i knew something was wrong i just didnt want to admit it...finally i got tired of his bullshit and ignoring me so i found attention from someone else...i only gave head to that guy...i told Josh and he stopped talking to me for two months...i was heartbroken...i laid in bed for a month...i didnt do anything...i got over feeling sorry for myself and i looked for a job...i found one...over four thousand people applied and only a hundred some got hired...i was one of them...i love my job...i get along with everyone...the second week of work i got a text from Josh...he said he was sorry for the way he treated and me and wouldn dream of asking for forgiveness...then he told me he might be a father...he fucked a fucking stripper and now she might be pregnant...i dont have anything against strippers i just have a thing against this stripper...he said he was talking about marriage with her...why would he fucking text me now if he was truly happy with this chick...did i mention hes 20 and shes 25? anyways...he said he wants to stay friends...i dont know how i can deal with all of this...some days i want to tell him to fuck off...other days i want to kidnap him and tie him to my bed...i know the best thing would be to let him go but i cant seem to do that right now...i missed him so much and to have him back again is just what i asked for...and now that he is back he makes me just as miserable sometimes...basicly...im stuck and i dont know what to do...well i do know what to do i just cant bring myself to do it...i have two choices...stick around and see what happens or tell him to go fuck himself i dont need his baby drama...

 

[Heatlessfever]

Men suck. All they do is break hearts. Here is a general, bigoted, sexist term for you. Sorry, I felt like being immature.

My entire life was changed by a now nineteen year old and eleven month younger twit.



P.S.: Maybe I will share my story, but I would rather not do it publicly. Desired tempest, if you want to hear about my experiences, you can pm me.