The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[likes2watchU]

Why the hell not!

Let’s go for broke!

Order up - one ice cream float made with Jolt Soda and Vanilla Ice Cream made w/ vanilla whey protein

 

[likes2watchU]

Yesterday whizzdumb:

https://imgur.com/a/sxv8ujA

could they not at least have stuck with the onomatopoeia and used fornicating??? I mean, really!

 

[likes2watchU]

I am the weak link with dogs... they think I am the pack playmate.... I am the bff..... not the disciplinarian.... you may want to keep those well trained dogs away from me..I don't want to break them....

I dub thee... Queen of Designated Play Time!!
even working dogs get to cut loose sometimes

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I can't believe you're giving her bacon! I don't share my bacon on most days

Not anymore. She won't bother. I coax her with a bit of ground beef or sausage sometimes, and she turns up her nose.

 

[likes2watchU]

Yes I will try. I do have some videos but they are too bulky to upload even when reduced in size.

sounds like you need to create a YouTube Channel

 

[likes2watchU]

I can't believe you're giving her bacon! I don't share my bacon on most days

he's offering her bacon... then she turns up her nose... and he eats his bacon*

*no strips of bacon were wasted while tempting cute felines into bad food habits

 

[Missk_2022]

would

would that be coffee flavored ice cream in cola?
or coffee flavored cola with vanilla ice cream?

Ice cream with coffee poured over

 

[likes2watchU]

Yup.

National Day Calednar

 

[Missk_2022]

new term of endearment just dropped
"c'mere my little crotch goblin and give me some lovin'"

Crotch goblins can also refer to your children

 

[Missk_2022]

I dunno. Wat's solution to nagging/disgruntled wives was always divorce.

A nagging wife in olden days was convicted as a scold the punishment was being

 

[likes2watchU]

I'm feeling a lot of guilt right now. Never knew about this. This is what I get for being an old fart mom. I don't know about a lot of mom stuff. I'm so glad that she's still alive...

haha - no guilt
unless you're a new parent/grand or the holiday involves food, booze, or a day off work... it flies under the radar of most IMO
all good...

 

[likes2watchU]

Very impressive.... do you do concrete?

cement... or cement?
asking for a friend

 

[likes2watchU]

I just had gravy over garlic toast and a yogurt

green grapes

need to check on laundry now

*sigh* 3 pages behind
at some point I'm going to wade into a sea of "Likes catch-up posts", aren't I?

 

[likes2watchU]

Heading out to dinner. Anyone need any villagers terrorized, or and spells cast?View attachment 2388316

always

 

[Wonderer67]

I’ll haveta catch up later.

Was a good day and got a lot done. I feel like I got everything I could outta the day.

Sex. (See my other thread for gory details)

Suzie and I a cut up a bunch of wood for kindling. Filled woodbins at the farmstand. We sold a lot of wood the last few days. Then picked up my side by side from the dealer (had maintenance done). Then mowed the lawn.

When the rain clouds came in I visited my mom. I couldn’t find her anywhere. But she was playing bingo in the activity room. She’s such a solitary and private person I was pretty (pleasantly) surprised. She won a game too.

Then back home. It was still raining, so Is been meaning to paint two signs for the farmstand addition I made earlier this year. So painted the signs.

Then skinny dipped (trying to get everything I can in before I close the pool next week. It was “refreshing.”

Made dinner and watched tennis and the very end of old school.

And now… on recommendation from a great friend here on lit, I am gonna watch a pinball documentary.

 

[likes2watchU]

No thanks. But I appreciate the offer.

We just needs peasants, torches and pitchforks…

 

[likes2watchU]

It was an auto correct...I meant twat

that's another that works great both ways
I'd use "test waffle" while around the niblings
a nd "twat waffle" when around just the adults
I actually find I like them both

 

[subdudeme13]

wanna play Scrabble?

You already see how bad I would be!

 

[subdudeme13]

to your brother
that sounds awful
hope it doesn't happen often - or at all anymore

Thanks, it has been a long time since I heard of any reaction. So hopefully he is much more careful and/or the medication works. It has been so long I forget exactly how the medication works, it may be something he takes all summer long. I will have to check.

 

[subdudeme13]

new term of endearment just dropped
"c'mere my little crotch goblin and give me some lovin'"

That would work for me, but don't tell!

 

[likes2watchU]

I am making my shooping list for tomorrow. Lisa Douglas would be so proud of us.

Lisa Douglas?

or

Lisa Douglas?



Another that works both ways?
sensing a trend today

 

[Oldermom935]

Lisa Douglas?

or

Lisa Douglas?
View attachment 2388359


Another that works both ways?
sensing a trend today

Had some cocktails, and I only work one way.... ROFLMFAO!!!

 

[likes2watchU]

Ice cream with coffee poured over

but cold coffee, right???
otherwise... soup
icky, sticky sweet soup

 

[Missk_2022]

but cold coffee, right???
otherwise... soup
icky, sticky sweet soup

Yep. Cold brew? I am not a coffee drinker.

 

[likes2watchU]

Crotch goblins can also refer to your children

or those friendly doggies who haven't learned their social niceties yet