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[Missk_2022]

new term of endearment just dropped
"c'mere my little crotch goblin and give me some lovin'"

Crotch goblins can also refer to your children

 

[Missk_2022]

I dunno. Wat's solution to nagging/disgruntled wives was always divorce.

A nagging wife in olden days was convicted as a scold the punishment was being

 

[likes2watchU]

I'm feeling a lot of guilt right now. Never knew about this. This is what I get for being an old fart mom. I don't know about a lot of mom stuff. I'm so glad that she's still alive...

haha - no guilt
unless you're a new parent/grand or the holiday involves food, booze, or a day off work... it flies under the radar of most IMO
all good...

 

[likes2watchU]

Very impressive.... do you do concrete?

cement... or cement?
asking for a friend

 

[likes2watchU]

I just had gravy over garlic toast and a yogurt

green grapes

need to check on laundry now

*sigh* 3 pages behind
at some point I'm going to wade into a sea of "Likes catch-up posts", aren't I?

 

[likes2watchU]

Heading out to dinner. Anyone need any villagers terrorized, or and spells cast?View attachment 2388316

always

 

[Wonderer67]

I’ll haveta catch up later.

Was a good day and got a lot done. I feel like I got everything I could outta the day.

Sex. (See my other thread for gory details)

Suzie and I a cut up a bunch of wood for kindling. Filled woodbins at the farmstand. We sold a lot of wood the last few days. Then picked up my side by side from the dealer (had maintenance done). Then mowed the lawn.

When the rain clouds came in I visited my mom. I couldn’t find her anywhere. But she was playing bingo in the activity room. She’s such a solitary and private person I was pretty (pleasantly) surprised. She won a game too.

Then back home. It was still raining, so Is been meaning to paint two signs for the farmstand addition I made earlier this year. So painted the signs.

Then skinny dipped (trying to get everything I can in before I close the pool next week. It was “refreshing.”

Made dinner and watched tennis and the very end of old school.

And now… on recommendation from a great friend here on lit, I am gonna watch a pinball documentary.

 

[likes2watchU]

No thanks. But I appreciate the offer.

We just needs peasants, torches and pitchforks…

 

[likes2watchU]

It was an auto correct...I meant twat

that's another that works great both ways
I'd use "test waffle" while around the niblings
a nd "twat waffle" when around just the adults
I actually find I like them both

 

[subdudeme13]

wanna play Scrabble?

You already see how bad I would be!

 

[subdudeme13]

to your brother
that sounds awful
hope it doesn't happen often - or at all anymore

Thanks, it has been a long time since I heard of any reaction. So hopefully he is much more careful and/or the medication works. It has been so long I forget exactly how the medication works, it may be something he takes all summer long. I will have to check.

 

[subdudeme13]

new term of endearment just dropped
"c'mere my little crotch goblin and give me some lovin'"

That would work for me, but don't tell!

 

[likes2watchU]

I am making my shooping list for tomorrow. Lisa Douglas would be so proud of us.

Lisa Douglas?

or

Lisa Douglas?



Another that works both ways?
sensing a trend today

 

[Oldermom935]

Lisa Douglas?

or

Lisa Douglas?
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Another that works both ways?
sensing a trend today

Had some cocktails, and I only work one way.... ROFLMFAO!!!

 

[likes2watchU]

Ice cream with coffee poured over

but cold coffee, right???
otherwise... soup
icky, sticky sweet soup

 

[Missk_2022]

but cold coffee, right???
otherwise... soup
icky, sticky sweet soup

Yep. Cold brew? I am not a coffee drinker.

 

[likes2watchU]

Crotch goblins can also refer to your children

or those friendly doggies who haven't learned their social niceties yet

 

[likes2watchU]

I never heard of the other until today... remember watching that show on TV when I was too little to follow all the jokes

Had some cocktails, and I only work one way.... ROFLMFAO!!!

 

[likes2watchU]

Yep. Cold brew? I am not a coffee drinker.

and i'm not an ice cream person
put 'em together and what do you get?

I'm waiting for an answer here... heck if I know

 

[likes2watchU]

wow - all caught up
takes a millisecond to enjoy the moment

off to move around the laundry and forage something with protein

 

[Wonderer67]

Wat_Tyler said:
I dunno. Wat's solution to nagging/disgruntled wives was always divorce.

A nagging wife in olden days was convicted as a scold the punishment was being

She wasn’t nagging me at all.

You guys know jizz has protein in it? I’m always trying to give her some extra “protein”.

Her eye rolling is in response to my juvenile behavior, comments and attempts of humor.!

 

[likes2watchU]

She wasn’t nagging me at all.

You guys know jizz has protein in it? I’m always trying to give her some extra “protein”.

Her eye rolling is in response to my juvenile behavior, comments and attempts of humor.!

Suzie's response was entirely appropriate
lucky you didn't get an eye poke

*goes back to sipping protein shake*

 

[likes2watchU]

jizz

 

[likes2watchU]

When the rain clouds came in I visited my mom. I couldn’t find her anywhere. But she was playing bingo in the activity room. She’s such a solitary and private person I was pretty (pleasantly) surprised. She won a game too.

sounds like both you and mom had a good day

SO glad she's settling in at the new place

 

[likes2watchU]

Heading out to dinner.

Doesn’t look like you’re going anywhere chained down like that

Sooooo... how was "dinner"?