The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

Good morning my friend

Sorry I missed you, love! I fell asleep after a loooong convo with a friend. Totally missed getting on here yesterday. I'm not sure how long I will make it this morning. I'm ready for sleep now.

 

[Lilianna23]

One of my father’s businesses he ran was an industrial cleaning franchise. We had one of those extractors with a pull along hot water tank. One side was the recovery side and it was clear. You could see all the grime extracted from your carpets. We’d go into these immaculate homes and the homeowners would be shocked at how dirty the carpets were!

I didn’t know you could buy a home version? .

Let’s ratchet the Morning Z up to Draught horses!

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I love draughts!

 

[Lilianna23]

Except me, avoid me like the plague, like I'm patient zero, typhoid Mary, or for any other viral or biological disease you've ever heard of and a whole lot you never even dreamt existed. Thank you !

Nah. You're The Enforcer! 🗡

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Not that one.... isn't your one coworker on vacation.....

I would have already fired him... he is a dope

The Good One is on vacation. The Unfired One is still being all but useless.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Going out to dinner tonight, Now I want you all to behave and listen to the sitter. She has my number incase of an emergency. If I get a call of any bad behavior, I won't only punish you but I'll be very disappointed.View attachment 2394874

Translation: there will be beatings. Some will be severe.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Swiggin! I love that show!

I thought that the first season was probably the best season of television that I ever watched.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Too soon old; too late smart.
Old German proverb

Was dumb, but paid attention at least. React to those memories these days.


So, not in a daze . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I love draughts!

I love pronouncing it likes it's spelled.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!! Nice to be able to stay away from the job today. There is stuff I could be doing in peace, but it'll all still be there on Monday, too. So, as they say, fuck it. Slept decently. Coffee is on, cats are fed, shotgun is in and can be picked up today. The big mags may get delivered today, depending on FedEx. So, we'll see. I may go to the gun store today while I'm out Because I Can. I haven't formally been to a store in quite awhile. Shows, yes. It might be nice to fondle something in anticipation of some future purchase.


Anyway . . . .

 

[Lilianna23]

A few plays of foo'bawl and then off to hit the rack.

It's the weekend now, Wat! I hope you have fun things planned.

 

[Lilianna23]

It's easy to deterladies from eating Tide pods, but it not easy to detergents

That qualifies for B2's dad joke category!

 

[Greylag]

Been planning what to do today. I will help tidy up the churchyard then take the pup to,the clay ground to get him used to gunfire. I have already been on the Merse but no luck on the geese.

 

[Lilianna23]

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This is you, OM! You bring us magic!

 

[Lilianna23]

Yesterday was quite the day. Started home and met my boss who is RVing in Massachusetts for lunch.

Zipped down to the Mew London Ct ferry which we took to orient point on the north fork of Long Island. Eastern LI is beautiful and very rural. Farms, tractors etc.

Got stuck in traffic and go to the Mets game late. They soundly beat the Phillies (sorry @RJ). Then drove home and got in at 1230.

Working today.

Missed you all!!

Sounds like a full day! Now, you have the weekend to rest up from your vacation!

 

[Lilianna23]

Morning OM. Hope all is well.

We got home last night and our house was super clean. So glad you guys hosted a rave here AND cleaned it all up so well!!

That was @Missk_2022 with her magic vacuum!

 

[Lilianna23]

I am getting a glitter pink one with racing stripes and magenta flames on it....

We can have matching ones and bedazzle them! ️️️

 

[Lilianna23]

Don’t! I was sitting in the sun today, back against a stone dyke with the drive going on. Nine guns all shooting, and I fell asleep! I didn’t hear the shooting or the horn go for the end of the drive. A young keeper tappped me on the shoulder. I think he was worried I was dead

Probably not the place for a nap with guns going off all over???

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's the weekend now, Wat! I hope you have fun things planned.

I'ma pick up my new overpriced thingie. Not sure about the rest of it.


Dr. Tyler has decided to stay home and feel sorry for herself, so there will be no breakfast visit today.

 

[Lilianna23]

@Oldermom935 I think a lesson in the Scots language might help.

A stain dyke is not a dirty lesbian as I first thought when arriving in Scotland...it's a stone wall.

A keeper is a game keeper.

Tablet is very sugary confectionary tasting of vanilla.

Your Piece is your lunch

So. when offered tablet by a keeper, told to climb on the stain dyke and don't forget your piece. It's not an invitation to a sex and drugs party that requires personal protection

Simples!

Could you say that all again just a little slower for those of us in the back of the classroom?

 

[Lilianna23]

Going out to dinner tonight, Now I want you all to behave and listen to the sitter. She has my number incase of an emergency. If I get a call of any bad behavior, I won't only punish you but I'll be very disappointed.View attachment 2394874

I hope you had fun! I was an angel all night! I can't say about the others...

 

[Lilianna23]

So, I had my cortisone shot for my shoulder today. I barely felt it. Kinda shocked. Therapy has really loosened it up, so it’s looking good for no surgery.

Excellent! Keep going to PT!

 

[Lilianna23]

Happy Friday everyone. I think it will be steak night tonight

Was it good? Did you save me any?

 

[Lilianna23]

Home. Long week. Got some shit done and some other shit didn't get done. The helper didn't do some shit he said was done and reinvented the wheel on doing some shit he was showed how to do most efficiently just yesterday. So, he may be done. Oh well.

Oh, dear. I hope you can relax and not think about shit this weekend!

 

[Lilianna23]

When lilianna and i come to visit we will bring our translator with us....

I thought G would translate for us???

 

[Lilianna23]

I have a really upset stomach..so no food for me. Earlier I had a little of the beef and mushroom stew I made and a yogurt. I'm just going to be good with that. The medicine I'm on can cause nausea and stomach upset so I think this is what my problem is. Hopefully I feel better in the morning.

I hope you slept well and are feeling better today, K.