The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[HumpDayHoratio]

Morning all. Got some much needed rain this a.m. so the days yard work plans may be scuttled!. We haven’t had rain in three or four weeks so it’s a welcome site.

The Morning Dose of Z…

 

[Wonderer67]

Morning everyone! Did anyone see my fainting couch? I was promised a fainting couch in my contract!...lol

grunts… groans… pulls in fainting couch without any help…

“Her ya go Oldermom! One fainting couch for you!”

 

[Missk_2022]

Maybe a midnight wank to soothe the fevered brow . . . .


*I hope that I don't offend OM*

Registered nurses with more education certified in coding and they wait for me. Make mistakes and I have to report because they were gonna "let it slide" i tell you some days..........

 

[Missk_2022]

grunts… groans… pulls in fainting couch without any help…

“Her ya go Oldermom! One fainting couch for you!”

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I would faint if I saw that in my house... but I wouldn't land on that....yuck

 

[Wonderer67]

Don't be grumpy. I'm retired, every day is the same, boring!

Do you pursue any hobbies RJ?

While I was having a sleepless night, I saw a post somewhere that going to a museum is a great way to reduce stress, increase excitement, and to put some Skip in one’s step!

That might be a fun way to shake up the routine. (I would love to go to the wright Patterson Air Force Museum in Dayton.)

 

[Wonderer67]

Wake Up Little Susie - 1958
Song by The Everly Brothers

My wife’s name is Suzie…

I played this for her, and she told me to fuck off!

(Because I was awake, she was also partially awake for part of the night…)

 

[Wonderer67]

Okay, Fitbit threw another shitfit today. Counts fer shit. Tells me lies. I hate a liar. So, I dropped $20 (it's a one week trial and $20 if I keep it) and bought another step-counting app. I'll compare notes. Whoever lies . . . well, it'll be sleeping with the fishes.

Hey Watt, I only have experience with the Fitbits that are on my wrist. They are a little pricier, more like 60 or 70 bucks, but pretty accurate.

And yes, it counts “ steps” when you’re winding your watch if you know what I mean…

 

[Wonderer67]

I know about you and your tender widdle feelers.


Just to show that I didn't make it up:


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I could never live in a housing development, but if I had to, tater tot tot court would be the place for me!!

 

[Wonderer67]

I would faint if I saw that in my house... but I wouldn't land on that....yuck

Well, now it’s in the corner of the ’Spoon.

Just in case anyone needs to faint!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hey Watt, I only have experience with the Fitbits that are on my wrist. They are a little pricier, more like 60 or 70 bucks, but pretty accurate.

And yes, it counts “ steps” when you’re winding your watch if you know what I mean…

Thise/there is/are on the phone. I won't wear a watch. I gave up on wrist watches and got a pocket watch eons ago, and I don't carry that. With what these phones can do, I see no need to carry anything else.


Except maybe for a .45 . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I could never live in a housing development, but if I had to, tater tot tot court would be the place for me!!

I'd prefer the back near the settling basin. All my friends would be there. We'd have a lovely view of your garbage in the landfill behind it. Yes, we import garbage.


Joy!!!

 

[Missk_2022]

Well, now it’s in the corner of the ’Spoon.

Just in case anyone needs to faint!

Or get sent to the corner in a bad way

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I miss this fellow every day. One of the best people I've ever met:

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[CuriousRick]

 

[Rj_1954]

Do you pursue any hobbies RJ?

While I was having a sleepless night, I saw a post somewhere that going to a museum is a great way to reduce stress, increase excitement, and to put some Skip in one’s step!

That might be a fun way to shake up the routine. (I would love to go to the wright Patterson Air Force Museum in Dayton.)

At this point in my life:
Miniature Golf
Antique stores
Zoos
Sports
County fairs

The Dayton Air Show was fun
I've been to wright patterson a few times
https://www.wpafb.af.mil/

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

First cup of coffee I board now, I’m (almost) ready to deal with people

 

[Missk_2022]

I miss this fellow every day. One of the best people I've ever met:



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Awww...was this calypso?

 

[Missk_2022]

First cup of coffee I board now, I’m (almost) ready to deal with people

Drink More...people are extra people-y today

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Almost.


I'm missing the horse today more than usual.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Awww...was this calypso?

Yes it is!!! I have a video of him going through the back of my truck taking inventory. It's a riot. His buddy is standing behind him but you can hardly tell.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

Drink More...people are extra people-y today

I’m safely secured in my office so I shouldn’t have to deal with any more than the usual daily BS.

 

[Missk_2022]

Yes it is!!! I have a video of him going through the back of my truck taking inventory. It's a riot. His buddy is standing behind him but you can hardly tell.

What a sweet boy

 

[Oldermom935]

Hey Watt, I only have experience with the Fitbits that are on my wrist. They are a little pricier, more like 60 or 70 bucks, but pretty accurate.

And yes, it counts “ steps” when you’re winding your watch if you know what I mean…

Wat 5 to 10 miles a day and don't worry about fit bit. And noooo walking even if you have gas....lol

 

[Oldermom935]

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The kids?