The Big Kahuna

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[midwestyankee]

so are you saying this falls in the force/non-consent category?

I'm thinking either Humor and Satire or Sci-Fi and Fantasy, myself.

 

[EJFan]

so are you saying this falls in the force/non-consent category?

only if there's a massive orgy after the party and we leave eilan to clean up by herself after it's over.

btw wag... every time i see your title i think it says "incest feast." i wonder what freud would say about this.

 

[ggoof]

...and those things you blow into that roll out.

I'll bring one of those, too.

 

[midwestyankee]

<snip> and those things you blow into that roll out.

<snip>

I have something that works the same way, but it comes along with me wherever I go and I have only one.

 

[Eilan]

so are you saying this falls in the force/non-consent category?

Well, yeah, because I'd be reluctant at first, but I'd eventually enjoy it.

And you have to clean up afterwards.

Since I practically live on fiber, I probably won't even get an invitation

If you can use a plunger, you're in!

 

[bobsgirl]

I have something that works the same way, but it comes along with me wherever I go and I have only one.

Does it have feathers on the end of it?

 

[bobsgirl]

Well, yeah, because I'd be reluctant at first, but I'd eventually enjoy it.

And you have to clean up afterwards.

If you can use a plunger, you're in!

Sounds like you're experienced at delegating. The sign of an effective manager.

 

[Eilan]

Sounds like you're experienced at delegating. The sign of an effective manager.

Delegating? Is that what it's called? I was calling myself Bossy Bitch.

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

i wonder what freud would say about this.

Sometimes a bug is just a bug.

 

[Quoll]

I'll bring some real beer however I will be half an hour late, I have a poo scheduled for that time.

 

[bobsgirl]

I'll bring some real beer however I will be half an hour late, I have a poo scheduled for that time.

You and EJ need to coordinate your poo schedules.

 

[EJFan]

You and EJ need to coordinate your poo schedules.

mine's posted on the damned white board... don't know why he won't read the friggin' thing.

of course, from his vantage point everything's upside down. so 9:00 could look like 6:00.

 

[EJFan]

ok... i have no clue for certain but i'd suspect that TBK's comin' back very soon. so everyone crowd into the kitchen. i'm gonna turn out the lights and when he comes in we all yell "surprise," ok?

and, uh, ed... i don't think the first thing tbk wants to see when he gets back is you in a leather speedo. put some pants on bro.

 

[pleasteasme]

I'll bring party hats, noise makers, and those things you blow into that roll out.

and a well balanced bottle for 'spin the bottle'

I kinda like this idea!


I feel horrible for not seeing this earlier...what should I bring?

 

[EJFan]

I kinda like this idea!


I feel horrible for not seeing this earlier...what should I bring?

well, if it was up to me, i'd say bring something to UNbalance the bottle.

 

[pleasteasme]

well, if it was up to me, i'd say bring something to UNbalance the bottle.

More beer?!

 

[TBKahuna123]

Ahhhh you missed me. Thanks guys.

So my first antecdote back: You ever have one of those vacations where all you do is work?

Oh well, we were going primarily for family reasons, and it turned out that's all we had time to do. Things were a little worse off than we thought, but we knew that might happen. We also learned real quick that our new car does NOT like the mountains, so no mountain sex. That's really the only disappointment of the whole week. I knew that might be a problem when we decided to not take the SUV, but 35 MPG vs. 18 MPG on a 1500 mile trek makes a big difference.

Not that it was all bad. We went to visit family and that's what we did. It wasn't what I'd call a barrel o fun type vacation, but what the hell. It beat working!

Still, it's nice to be home.

Now about this party...What wine does go with Tofu and Bran Muffins anyway? Thunderbird?

 

[silverwhisper]

hey, welcome back, kahuna!

and white wine, probably a chardonnay. :>

ed

 

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[TBKahuna123]

hey, welcome back, kahuna!

and white wine, probably a chardonnay. :>

ed

Thanks dude.

No, not chardonnay. The oaky overtones would probably fight against the high fiber of the bran muffins. It might give the impression that one was chewwing on an end table. Of course, after a few glasses of Chardonnay, I just might do that anyway, so maybe this is a good combination.

 

[ggoof]

woohooo welcome back !!

well that's a shame with the mountain sex (and the car). I think you should have been rewarded for being "environment friendly" though.

So if there was no mountain sex, what about shocking the family then?

 

[silverwhisper]

kahuna: well, they say the heart of communication is crafting the message for the recipient, right? :>

ed

 

[ggoof]

great avatar silver. Has MWY seen it, yet?