Uggg
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She looks up at Uggg and puts her crocheting down.
“My time has come…” she mutters and knocks back the rest of her first glass of wine. She clears her throat, climbs onto the chair, and sings at the top of her lungs. “Start spreading the news!”
She sways back and forth on the cushion. “I’m leaving today!” she tips an invisible hat to the audience. “I want to be a part of it… NEW YORK, NEW YORK!”
She blinks and suddenly realizes that that was not what Uggg meant. She sheepishly climbs down out of the chair, pours herself another glass of wine, and attempts to hide her face.
*Standing ovation!*
Oh Shit! The pants! Damn it why'd I have to forget the pants?
*Crouching behind the bar ovation!*

*snuggles*


