The Dirty PM Fan Club

[Leodad22]

As fat as that goes the wrong kind can be too personal though.

That is a fact! Especially for women on Lit....I’m sure their inbox is blown way out of proportion!

 

[Nomadroaming]

I would really enjoy getting PMs from random women or couples. It's exciting to me to hear other people's fantasies and desires.

 

[Orchidea73]

What about erotica? That's like a giant diry pm from someone you dont know.

Which erotica? Books you mean?

 

[chame1eon]

Which erotica? Books you mean?

I was thinking more of short erotica like what you can find here or on Amazon.

I've only ever read one entire novel length romance novel because a friend talked me into it.

 

[Orchidea73]

I was thinking more of short erotica like what you can find here or on Amazon.

I have read a couple here and indeed it did nothing for me. I have a hard time finding something I really like of that genre, in general. But that is not the same thing anyway, at least for me. I do establish a connection when I am reading a story. I have a connection with characters and their story in the book. It has the effect that any other kind of story might have with you. Just that in this case instead of crying from sadness, or be curious, or thrilling, or scared etc. etc. you get aroused. But I need some type of connection first. I don't like any book that starts right from the get go: "I get hard by just looking at you. Open your mouth and take my cock all in, baby!" https://i.imgur.com/wKpmkNF.gif

I would be like: WTF is this guy? Who is she?
If I want just from the get go, I'll watch porn. Just get off and I'm done with. Which has happened but that it's completely visual. Nothing to do with the mental side. Usually though, I use my imagination. And I tell you, it's a sort of movie that I do. I start with location, where do we meet. Season and time. What time of the year and when? Afternoon, dinner time, after dinner? What I am wearing, what style are my hair, my make up and all. What he looks like, what he's wearing? How does his voice sound? How does he look at me? What does he say, what's his approach? I like the seducing part. All of this goes into my mind when I touch myself. But that's just me. I wasn't passing judgment on anyone here.

 

[Orchidea73]

I've only ever read one entire novel length romance novel because a friend talked me into it.

I've read a lot. It's mindless reading that I need as a break from more challenge literature that I usually read and love.

The vaste majority of them sucks. Especially those set in our time, and you can tell that the majority are also written by women. They make their male heroes speak and act as women would like them to act and speak, not how they are. And don't make me start with female heroine. Oh dear, oh dear! https://i.imgur.com/dCjhArB.gif

I do like some historical romances though and some set during the regency period. Most of them sound the same though. The usual tropes. But some of the authors can write very well. At least there is that.

 

[VoraciousValue]

I've read a lot. It's mindless reading that I need as a break from more challenge literature that I usually read and love.

The vaste majority of them sucks. Especially those set in our time, and you can tell that the majority are also written by women. They make their male heroes speak and act as women would like them to act and speak, not how they are. And don't make me start with female heroine. Oh dear, oh dear! https://i.imgur.com/dCjhArB.gif

I do like some historical romances though and some set during the regency period. Most of them sound the same though. The usual tropes. But some of the authors can write very well. At least there is that.

I love romance novels for much the same reason: Most of them are so hilariously bad. Poor writing, hackneyed characters and plots, etc. But there's something of a replay value in romances, I don't know what it is.

I was reading a romance that was actually well written. Great characters, suspense, plot twists, the whole thing. But there were just some hilariously bizarre descriptive phrases.

"He smelled of man and pine cones and fresh mountain air."

OK, I grasp the scent of pine cones, I'm with you on that one. But if I can smell fresh mountain air, it's not really fresh, is it??

"She smelled of woman and soap."

Because if she smelled of man, that would be a hormone imbalance requiring immediate medical attention!

 

[Orchidea73]

I love romance novels for much the same reason: Most of them are so hilariously bad. Poor writing, hackneyed characters and plots, etc. But there's something of a replay value in romances, I don't know what it is.

I was reading a romance that was actually well written. Great characters, suspense, plot twists, the whole thing. But there were just some hilariously bizarre descriptive phrases.

"He smelled of man and pine cones and fresh mountain air."

OK, I grasp the scent of pine cones, I'm with you on that one. But if I can smell fresh mountain air, it's not really fresh, is it??

"She smelled of woman and soap."

Because if she smelled of man, that would be a hormone imbalance requiring immediate medical attention!

Oh god, the description of the smell of her skin or hair is just hilarious. Sometimes they use food (like fruits) that I have no clue what it is, let alone how do they smell. And let's not forget the "honeypot" for the vagina.

 

[chame1eon]

I love romance novels for much the same reason: Most of them are so hilariously bad. Poor writing, hackneyed characters and plots, etc. But there's something of a replay value in romances, I don't know what it is.

I was reading a romance that was actually well written. Great characters, suspense, plot twists, the whole thing. But there were just some hilariously bizarre descriptive phrases.

"He smelled of man and pine cones and fresh mountain air."

OK, I grasp the scent of pine cones, I'm with you on that one. But if I can smell fresh mountain air, it's not really fresh, is it??

"She smelled of woman and soap."

Because if she smelled of man, that would be a hormone imbalance requiring immediate medical attention!

I don't like romance novels, but i have read good novels that are well written with a good plot and characters and have good sex scenes and It can definitely be very nice to happen on one when you are already reading a good book.

I wouldn't read a whole book that i don't like just because it has good sex scenes.

but also a short description of a past experience or something with no other build up can be enough to make me instantly highly aroused.

I don't like the pm's where some totally random person tells me what they want to do to me. Yuck.


Also thanks for not judging Orchidea73

 

[VoraciousValue]

Also thanks for not judging Orchidea73.

I would pass no judgement on her whatsoever. She's a lovely, intelligent, well-read woman who has been very pleasant to me in conversation and indulgent of my curiosity.

 

[VoraciousValue]

but also a short description of a past experience or something with no other build up can be enough to make me instantly highly aroused.

I'm the same way. I'm usually throbbing by the time the man gets into the woman's panties. I've still got a bit of a hair-trigger at 40, and I'm perversely proud of that.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Oh god, the description of the smell of her skin or hair is just hilarious. Sometimes they use food (like fruits) that I have no clue what it is, let alone how do they smell. And let's not forget the "honeypot" for the vagina.

Exactly. Food is always kind of a hilarious metaphor in those kinds of books. "Her breasts were large and firm, like two ripe watermelons." I like watermelon, but that's not going to get me excited. Well, maybe the thought of breasts the size of watermelons.

The book I mentioned did an even odder metaphor: "She smelled of soap." She was a woman. A woman who understood basic hygiene. I'm glad she doesn't stink in this novel! And what kind of soap are we talking about? Bath soap? Soap on a rope? Dishwashing liquid? Laundry detergent? Anything is possible.

"Her waiting honeypot." That's always a good one. My phrasing is always more like, "her anxious feminine core." Something a little more accurate, you know?

 

[Inbef]

And let's not forget the "honeypot" for the vagina.

Starts re-writing my 843 pages long novel Ms. Honeypot that I was going to publish next week.

 

[30bandits]

I posted here asking for pms once and got nothing.

still wanting?

 

[chame1eon]

still wanting?

No. dirty pm is too vague. I might get stuff i don't like.

 

[mulehead61]

No. dirty pm is too vague. I might get stuff i don't like.

Be specific...

 

[ProfLittleGiant]

I'll take literally anything. Surprise me, delight me, kiss me off, I just want something to break up my tedium.

 

[Cogan]

I've read a lot. It's mindless reading that I need as a break from more challenge literature that I usually read and love.

The vaste majority of them sucks. Especially those set in our time, and you can tell that the majority are also written by women. They make their male heroes speak and act as women would like them to act and speak, not how they are. And don't make me start with female heroine. Oh dear, oh dear! https://i.imgur.com/dCjhArB.gif

I do like some historical romances though and some set during the regency period. Most of them sound the same though. The usual tropes. But some of the authors can write very well. At least there is that.

We all have different turn ons, but I'd like to recommend this literature. It's very well written and not your every day erotica.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_of_Venus

 

[skirt_chaser]

No. dirty pm is too vague. I might get stuff i don't like.

Well....tell me what you'd *really* like. I aim to please.

 

[Lookinguphill]

Sorry... I was being sarcastic

Had a feeling but had to just say it as well. It’s all good.

 

[Loveitdady]

I would love to get all the dirty messages from the ladies..The nastier the better. I also would love to chat with you and maybe even have phone sex with you. I like anything from incest to pee play so don't be bashful and send it to me...my box is always open and I check messages several times a day..

 

[filt]

Dirty PM’s great but I want to get to know the person too because nonstop sexually loaded chat will ultimately bore, me at least. Besides we have more facets than just the sexual element

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

Dirty PM’s great but I want to get to know the person too because nonstop sexually loaded chat will ultimately bore, me at least. Besides we have more facets than just the sexual element

I agree. Plus if I've built up a rapport with the person and told them some of my sexual like and dislikes, then if they send me a dirty PM, it'll be something that'll most certainly bump up my heart rate 110%, as opposed to me reading something from someone who doesn't know jack shit what what turns me on and off, and going "Ewwwww!"

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I agree. Plus if I've built up a rapport with the person and told them some of my sexual like and dislikes, then if they send me a dirty PM, it'll be something that'll most certainly bump up my heart rate 110%, as opposed to me reading something from someone who doesn't know jack shit what what turns me on and off, and going "Ewwwww!"

So the dead chicken was too much? How about a live one, or maybe a duck?

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

So the dead chicken was too much? How about a live one, or maybe a duck?

None of those. It was the squirrel with rabies that was the deal breaker