The doctor is in....

[Shockdoctor]

cummming....

 

[Shockdoctor]

still...

 

[Shockdoctor]

all over my hand...

 

[Shockdoctor]

soo much cum...

 

[Shockdoctor]

dripping onto me...

 

[Shockdoctor]

last picture...

 

[Cierra_Dessert]

Holy Cock!

Damn Shock, that was wayyyyyy to intense. I love the play by plays you give with each picture.

It gets me right into what you are feeling, and um stroking.

(Breathe Cierra, Breathe) I'm in 7th Heaven.

You out did yourself on this one. Yes! You are such a tease, and I'm thinking, "ohhhh how we all love it!"

Your strip tease gets a gal all worked up, the anticipation builds to a point of ecstasy.

The final pics, with just the t-shirt on, gives one the impression, you were just to damn hard and wanted to get the matter in your own hands, you couldn't be bothered removing the t-shirt. This lead to the jerking off faster and faster, which leads me into taking matters into my own hands!

Yummy, scrumptious, tastefully good!

 

[MysticSwing]

Does this look like it would be a suitable replacement?

A suitable replacement? ...... Hrm..... Lemme think..... Ummm....... Y E S ! (duh!! LOL)

OMG!! Loved the pics Shockdr!! I especially liked the ones where I could see your mouth, and it's expression, and the obvious fact that you were really into what you were feeling.... MmmmHmmm. Makes me wish I could have been there to help you out!

's
~~Mystic

 

[Shockdoctor]

Re: Holy Cock!

Damn Shock, that was wayyyyyy to intense. I love the play by plays you give with each picture.

It gets me right into what you are feeling, and um stroking.

(Breathe Cierra, Breathe) I'm in 7th Heaven.

You out did yourself on this one. Yes! You are such a tease, and I'm thinking, "ohhhh how we all love it!"

Your strip tease gets a gal all worked up, the anticipation builds to a point of ecstasy.

The final pics, with just the t-shirt on, gives one the impression, you were just to damn hard and wanted to get the matter in your own hands, you couldn't be bothered removing the t-shirt. This lead to the jerking off faster and faster, which leads me into taking matters into my own hands!

Yummy, scrumptious, tastefully good!

I'm happy to hear that you enjoy them so much. Coming up with the captions is the "hardest" part. Pun fully intended.

You're right about the t-shirt also. By the time I got down to just that I was so into what I was doing. The feeling of my hand sliding up and down the shaft of my hard cock. The pressure building and building, my hand moving faster and faster, that I couldn't bring myself to remove it.

The thought of my pictures making you squirm, and causing you to have to take matters into your own hands (or fingers!) is a very big turn-on. I'd love to see the effect I have on you...

 

[Shockdoctor]

A suitable replacement? ...... Hrm..... Lemme think..... Ummm....... Y E S ! (duh!! LOL)

OMG!! Loved the pics Shockdr!! I especially liked the ones where I could see your mouth, and it's expression, and the obvious fact that you were really into what you were feeling.... MmmmHmmm. Makes me wish I could have been there to help you out!

's
~~Mystic

Glad to hear that I measure up to the banana. I saw some of your pictures in the Fruits and Veggies thread and I must say that is one lucky banana! Measuring up to that banana is a great honor. Guess I don't need that "magic measuring tape" after all, Jabo must be crushed.

If you liked the facial expressions, you would have loved the sounds I was making too. Too bad I can't embed sound in the pictures. I think that might just might drive you ladies into sensory overload.

You know, I'm taking applications for women to help me "get up" for photo sessions.....anyone interested?

 

[MysticSwing]

Glad to hear that I measure up to the banana. I saw some of your pictures in the Fruits and Veggies thread and I must say that is one lucky banana! Measuring up to that banana is a great honor. Guess I don't need that "magic measuring tape" after all, Jabo must be crushed.

Ummmm... No. You won't be needing that measuring tape. Definitely NOT!

If you liked the facial expressions, you would have loved the sounds I was making too. Too bad I can't embed sound in the pictures. I think that might just might drive you ladies into sensory overload.

OH MY GOD! It would have definitely sent this lady into overload! Hearing the sounds you were making? [size=-2]*pant, pant*[/size] That's as sexy, if not more so, than seeing facial expressions!

You know, I'm taking applications for women to help me "get up" for photo sessions.....anyone interested?

[size=-2]*jumping up and down with pen in hand*[/size] Ooooh! Me! Me! I'm interested! Where do I apply?


~~Mystic

 

[Shockdoctor]

[size=-2]*jumping up and down with pen in hand*[/size] Ooooh! Me! Me! I'm interested! Where do I apply?

~~Mystic

[size=-2]*wondering how that banana stays put with you jumping up and down like that*[/size] Why, you can apply right here....just...um...I really should have thought up a procedure for applying.....

I know! Tell me in say 500 words or less (or more, I'm not that picky) why I should pick you to be my or one of my assistants. Pictures optional. You can post it here or PM me.

 

[MysticSwing]

[size=-2]*wondering how that banana stays put with you jumping up and down like that*[/size] Why, you can apply right here....just...um...I really should have thought up a procedure for applying.....

Yeah, you're right. I bet that banana would have trouble staying put with me jumping up and down like that! lol. But.... If you were to replace my banana I bet all that "up and down" might just feel pretty darn good!

I know! Tell me in say 500 words or less (or more, I'm not that picky) why I should pick you to be my or one of my assistants. Pictures optional. You can post it here or PM me.

Hmmmmm.... Gonna make me work for it, huh? I'll have to work on that and get back to you!

~~Mystic

 

[Shockdoctor]

Yeah, you're right. I bet that banana would have trouble staying put with me jumping up and down like that! lol. But.... If you were to replace my banana I bet all that "up and down" might just feel pretty darn good!

Pretty darn good? I think it would feel a lot better than that! All that skin, sliding against each other, all the friction, the moaning....

Hmmmmm.... Gonna make me work for it, huh? I'll have to work on that and get back to you!
~~Mystic

Of course I'm going to make you work for it. I wouldn't want everyone to think I am easy....

 

[MysticSwing]

Pretty darn good? I think it would feel a lot better than that! All that skin, sliding against each other, all the friction, the moaning....

Oh yeah! Lots of friction, lots of moaning! (Warning: I do tend to get a wee-bit loud at times! )

Of course I'm going to make you work for it. I wouldn't want everyone to think I am easy....

Who? ... You? ... Easy? ... Why would I think that? Never!
LMAO!

~~Mystic

 

[Shockdoctor]

Oh yeah! Lots of friction, lots of moaning! (Warning: I do tend to get a wee-bit loud at times! )

I like loud, the louder the better.

Who? ... You? ... Easy? ... Why would I think that? Never!
LMAO!
~~Mystic

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm here? I am crushed! Just because I post naked pictures of myself doesn't mean that....oh...wait....I guess it does....

 

[MysticSwing]

I like loud, the louder the better.

I guess I'm the best then!

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm here? I am crushed! Just because I post naked pictures of myself doesn't mean that....oh...wait....I guess it does....

LMAO! NO! Wait! I need to retract my sarcasm! LOL!
Nope, just because you post naked pictures of yourself doesn't mean you're easy! (I post pics of myself, and I don't wanna go slapping a double standard here by saying "Yes, it makes you easy" because then that would mean I'm easy too... A girl has to watch her reputation ya know?!? LOL!)
How about we just say, "We're very openminded and free-spirited individuals."... Sound okay? lol

 

[Shockdoctor]

I guess I'm the best then!

I should've held auditions for the assistant position...

LMAO! NO! Wait! I need to retract my sarcasm! LOL!
Nope, just because you post naked pictures of yourself doesn't mean you're easy! (I post pics of myself, and I don't wanna go slapping a double standard here by saying "Yes, it makes you easy" because then that would mean I'm easy too... A girl has to watch her reputation ya know?!? LOL!)
How about we just say, "We're very openminded and free-spirited individuals."... Sound okay? lol

LMAO! I think I need to work on my sarcasm. I like the "openminded and free-spirited individual" tag. It's missing something though....openminded, free-spirited, hot as hell individuals....that's closer...

 

[MysticSwing]

I should've held auditions for the assistant position...

Does that mean I'm in? I got the job?

It's never to late to hold auditions! I would love a sexy assistant to help me - help you!

LMAO! I think I need to work on my sarcasm. I like the "openminded and free-spirited individual" tag. It's missing something though....openminded, free-spirited, hot as hell individuals....that's closer...

(no, you're sarcasm skills are just fine! Trust me! lol)

Hey, I think I like that tag even better!
How about:
"Openminded, free-spirited, hot as hell individuals that like to fuck like wild animals." ?? Or does that sound too crass? LOL

 

[Shockdoctor]

Does that mean I'm in? I got the job?

It's never to late to hold auditions! I would love a sexy assistant to help me - help you!

Well, I haven't seen your resume yet...but I'd have to say you are definitely in the top 5.

(no, you're sarcasm skills are just fine! Trust me! lol)

Hey, I think I like that tag even better!
How about:
"Openminded, free-spirited, hot as hell individuals that like to fuck like wild animals." ?? Or does that sound too crass? LOL

I don't think it's too crass...although that may be because I am so openminded. I still think it's a little off...how about, "Openminded, free-spirited, hot as hell individuals that like to fuck like wild animals, and have a bizarre fascination with bananas."

 

[MysticSwing]

I don't think it's too crass...although that may be because I am so openminded. I still think it's a little off...how about, "Openminded, free-spirited, hot as hell individuals that like to fuck like wild animals, and have a bizarre fascination with bananas"

Oh my God! LMAO!! That was great! (I'm still laughing) I gotta somehow put that in my sig line or something!

But WAIT!! I think it's STILL missing something!!
How about:
"Openminded, free-spirited, hot as hell individuals that like to fuck like wild animals, that have a bizarre fascination with bananas and suitable banana replacements." ??

 

[Shockdoctor]

Oh my God! LMAO!! That was great! (I'm still laughing) I gotta somehow put that in my sig line or something!

But WAIT!! I think it's STILL missing something!!
How about:
"Openminded, free-spirited, hot as hell individuals that like to fuck like wild animals, that have a bizarre fascination with bananas and suitable banana replacements." ??

That's PERFECT!!!!! LOL. If only I could use that as my title....

 

[MysticSwing]

That's PERFECT!!!!! LOL. If only I could use that as my title....

There, added it to my sig line... (as you see)

Hey, speaking of titles... I forgot, I can change mine now that I've reached that 1000th post (50 some posts ago. lol) Hrm... What should I put up there???

I think that tag is little too long up there, LOL. But if not, feel free to use it! (Notice I gave credit where credit was due. co-founders... LOL)

 

[Shockdoctor]

There, added it to my sig line... (as you see)

Hey, speaking of titles... I forgot, I can change mine now that I've reached that 1000th post (50 some posts ago. lol) Hrm... What should I put up there???

I think that tag is little too long up there, LOL. But if not, feel free to use it! (Notice I gave credit where credit was due. co-founders... LOL)

Yeah, I think that is way too long for the title line...maybe I can add it to my sig also...after all I am a cofounder.

Hmm, title for you....you know I suck at this right? Let's see....ummm...how many letters are you allowed???

Bananalicious, that's all I can come up with off the top of my head. (see, I told you I suck at this)

 

[MysticSwing]

Yeah, I think that is way too long for the title line...maybe I can add it to my sig also...after all I am a cofounder.

Hmm, title for you....you know I suck at this right? Let's see....ummm...how many letters are you allowed???

Bananalicious, that's all I can come up with off the top of my head. (see, I told you I suck at this)

LMAO!! Bananalicious!! NO WAY!! I gotta use it for now!! Just for you!! LMAO!

Yeah, I think you should add it to your sig line too. Being co-founder and all. lol