MysticSwing said:
Shockdoctor said:
LMAO! You actually did it. I feel honored.
I think I've got a way to go before have to come up for a title for myself. I'm always open to suggestions though.
Time to go alter my sig line....
After I typed it I almost sprayed pop all over my monitor. It's not often that I make myself have to laugh that hard.Originally posted by MysticSwing
I TOLD YOU I was gona do it! LMAO!! I laughed so hard when you said it that I HAD to do it!
[size=-2]*see called me witty! woohoo!*[/size] Hmm, 25 characters. I'll do some brain storming and see if I can come up with anything to top Bananalicious for you.You don't have THAT long to go before you get to choose your title. (BTW, you can use up to 25 characters.) With all that wit, I'm sure you'll think of something. LOL! (I'll do some thinking too and see if anything jumps out at me for you. But I don't think anything can come close in comparrison to Bananalicious... LMAO... Classic...)
Seen your sig line alterations too... I think that's just so funny!
Working on mine already too.... Good luck at the doc's. Next time you should make your appt with me...I am the Shockdoctor after all.Okay, time to get ready, I have a Dr.s apointment this afternoon. I'll be back either tonight or in the morning.
Have a Bananalicious Day!
~~Mystic
I can make you feel good.... LMAO! And I've gotten a couple PM's already about "Bananalicious" since I put that up there too!Shockdoctor said:
After I typed it I almost sprayed pop all over my monitor. It's not often that I make myself have to laugh that hard.
It'll take alot to top Bananalicious... LMAO! I'd like to see ya try!Shockdoctor said:[size=-2]*see called me witty! woohoo!*[/size] Hmm, 25 characters. I'll do some brain storming and see if I can come up with anything to top Bananalicious for you.
Okay Doc... And just what would you diagnose me with? Think I might need some Physical Therapy? What would you prescribe?Shockdoctor said:Good luck at the doc's. Next time you should make your appt with me...I am the Shockdoctor after all.
Yeah, I've been racking my brain and I have yet to come up with anything as good as Bananalicious.MysticSwing said:LMAO! And I've gotten a couple PM's already about "Bananalicious" since I put that up there too!
It'll take alot to top Bananalicious... LMAO! I'd like to see ya try!
Let me know what ideas you come up with for yourself too... You got me curious.
Not having much luck coming up with a title for myself either...it's even harder than thinking one up for you. Ah yes, you definitely need some Physical Therapy. But first we need to remove that banana from your cleavage, that area is going to need some intense massage combined with heat....I think I have just the thing...it's big, kinda banana shaped, not as soft as a banana though....and it has an added bonus of giving a protein bath after you've had a long massage... That's just for starters.Okay Doc... And just what would you diagnose me with? Think I might need some Physical Therapy? What would you prescribe?
Shockdoctor said:Ah yes, you definitely need some Physical Therapy. But first we need to remove that banana from your cleavage, that area is going to need some intense massage combined with heat....I think I have just the thing...it's big, kinda banana shaped, not as soft as a banana though....and it has an added bonus of giving a protein bath after you've had a long massage... That's just for starters.
MysticSwing said:
LOL...Shockdoctor said:
Only if you want it to....
MysticSwing said:
I am to please after all.Shockdoctor said:
Sure, we can toss in some spanking and a whole lot of poking.
Hmm, I'd definitely need to keep you awake. I need to be able to hear if my "healing touch" is working or not....
(remember, I get loud! lol))
MysticSwing said:Trust me! If you're healing touch is working ~ you'll be able to hear me!
(We've hijacked your own thread... It was suppose to be a picture thread, I think you should add some more pics!
I'm not sure if it's possible or not, but it seems that way...LOL! Okay, maybe we haven't hijacked it, but we've gotten off topic... YOUR PICS!!Shockdoctor said:
Shockdoctor said:lol Oh, I remember. It's right here on your chart, next to the "needs suitable banana replacement" field...
lol, I'm sure you would love to hear all about that. You'll just have to keep it as a fantasy though, there is no way I am letting him see me....no telling what he would....ewwwwwMysticSwing said:I'm not sure if it's possible or not, but it seems that way...LOL! Okay, maybe we haven't hijacked it, but we've gotten off topic... YOUR PICS!!
And your boss might not be impressed if you started "spanking" it at your desk, LMAO!! But I'd sure love to hear all about it afterwards! (Ahhhh.... I'm still laughing!! LOL!)
Hey, no peeking![size=-2]*peeking over clipboard, trying to see what else you have written in my chart*[/size]
Yes... I still I need that replacement banana! Have you found a suitable organ donor yet? Remember, the organ must be relocatable. (I need it's healing touch in more than one place!)
http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=1544292
http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=1261572
http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=1509245
Oh my gawd....I think I need a doctor...my jaw just bounced off my desk and my eyes popped out and hit my screen...you gotta warn me before you do that....thank gawd I don't need to leave my desk anytime soon.... 
No telling what he would.... What? No telling what he would do? Now that's something I might even PAY to see!Shockdoctor said:
lol, I'm sure you would love to hear all about that. You'll just have to keep it as a fantasy though, there is no way I am letting him see me....no telling what he would....ewwwww
Hey! Lemme see!Shockdoctor said:
Hey, no peeking!
After all it is MY chart, I should be able to see it!
If you saw him, you wouldn't say that....you'll have to take my word on this...and I don't think there is enough money in the world to make that happen....although I'd be willing to do a solo show for you for freeMysticSwing said:No telling what he would.... What? No telling what he would do? Now that's something I might even PAY to see!
Well...maybe you can have a little peak at it....just ignore the drool spots...I'm still recovering from those pictures.Hey! Lemme see!
LMAO!! (You sure can make me laugh!) Sorry! Didn't mean to spring anything on you like that... I kinda figured you might have already seen those pictures of me at one time or another here at Lit... Didn't mean to cause you any discomfort!
Sooo.... Doc, think you know of a compatible organ donor?
Shockdoctor said:
If you saw him, you wouldn't say that....you'll have to take my word on this...and I don't think there is enough money in the world to make that happen....although I'd be willing to do a solo show for you for free
Okay.... If you say so... I'll take your word for it. ALRIGHT!! YES!! I WANT MORE PICS!! (Speaking of charging... You never did tell me what your charging me per hour/session for the Dr. visits yet. )Well, I'm glad you think so!Shockdoctor said:
Well...maybe you can have a little peak at it....just ignore the drool spots...I'm still recovering from those pictures.
lol, discomfort? You caused something but it sure wasn't discomfort! Damn those pictures are hot....
Thank you! ~ If you haven't seen the rest and want to, here's the Fruit and Veggie thread: Shockdoctor said:
Yeah, I think I may have the perfect replacement...you don't have any problems with it being attached to the doctor do ya?
)
LMAO! Hmm, what to charge? I'll have to get back to you on this...I need time to think up a suitable repayment plan.MysticSwing said:
Solo? A solo show for me for FREE?
I'd be surprised if anyone thought otherwise. I'll be sure to finish looking through both of those threads. I'll have to see if I can pick out a favorite picture....Well, I'm glad you think so!
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=70799
And here's a thread with me and my new favorite toy that I took the other morning with my quick cam:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78060
Oh, it is versatile and can serve many functions. Works best when accompanied by a couple of other tools attached to the Dr..Attached to the Dr. huh? I think that would be just fine, as long as it's versatile. Is it changeable? Can it serve more than one function?
(Okay... Gotta go do something around this house... I'll be back later!
I do hope it's with-in my budget.Shockdoctor said:
LMAO! Hmm, what to charge? I'll have to get back to you on this...I need time to think up a suitable repayment plan.
Awww.... Thank you!Shockdoctor said:
I'd be surprised if anyone thought otherwise. I'll be sure to finish looking through both of those threads. I'll have to see if I can pick out a favorite picture....
What tools would those be? Is it something I may need to purchase? Or are they something I might already have laying around the house?Shockdoctor said:
Oh, it is versatile and can serve many functions. Works best when accompanied by a couple of other tools attached to the Dr..
LOL! If you could have only SEEN the activities that took place after I looked at your pics!!Shockdoctor said:
Doing something around the house...is that what you call the activity that takes place after looking through all of my pics?
Who said payment was going to include any money?MysticSwing said:I do hope it's with-in my budget.
No need to thank me, I'm simply speaking the truth.Awww.... Thank you!
Anyone who is not dazzled by you is not capable of seeing true beauty. 
I hope they aren't laying around the house! If they are I am missing some very necessary parts of myself!What tools would those be? Is it something I may need to purchase? Or are they something I might already have laying around the house?
I believe one of the tools I am talking about is in your favorite picture... Are there pictures? Film? Can I watch next time? Hey, now there's an idea! We could perform for each other...that way you get the free solo show I promised, and I would consider that more than adequate payment for the PT I have been administering...LOL! If you could have only SEEN the activities that took place after I looked at your pics!!
[size=-2]Okay, enough of a break... Back to house cleaning... *sigh*[/size]
MysticSwing said:
Cierra_Dessert said:Yeahhh! That too, I forgot to mention that the other night. I got so excited, I lost my train of thought.
BTW, awesome sig line Shock and MS. Makes a girl want to peel back, suck back or whatever, a banana, real fast!
The back of my throat tickles, can you feel it too?
Cierra_Dessert said:Yeah, you did. See?
My, what a big hard banana you have ShockStud. Lets just see how much of this banana I can eat.
Gulp.
