The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[DeepGreenEyes]

Hey, Deep....did you look in your door lock?


(that's where mine usually leaves his....)

Um, no. They slipped behind the thing beside the object and wiggled their way into the crack between that pile of stuff and the old container.

Where they usually end up.

I am such a friggin DORK!!!!!

Au contraire! I am the DORK!!!!! And I'll put my dorkiness up against yours at sunset, at D'oh! K Corral.

 

[graceanne]

Um, no. They slipped behind the thing beside the object and wiggled their way into the crack between that pile of stuff and the old container.

Where they usually end up.

Mine, too!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Um, no. They slipped behind the thing beside the object and wiggled their way into the crack between that pile of stuff and the old container.

Where they usually end up.

Mine, too!

Hmm. Sounds kinkey.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I think this really belongs in the "WTF???" thread, but I can't find it.

Michigan Lawmaker Banned from Speaking on House Floor After Saying the Word ‘Vagina’ During Abortion Bill Debate
Neetzan Zimmerman

Michigan State Rep. Lisa Brown (D-West) has been prohibited from speaking on the House floor after she used the word "vagina" while speaking out against a proposed anti-abortion bill.

HB 5711 — one of the most restrictive anti-abortion bills in the nation — passed earlier this week by a wide margin. A companion bill that seeks to ban all abortions after 20 weeks with no exceptions for rape and incest, has been tabled.

Concluding a speech protesting the legislation, Brown said, "And finally, Mr. Speaker, I'm flattered that you're all so interested my vagina, but 'no' means 'no.'" The remark led to an uproar, and Brown was gaveled out of order for "comparing the abortion legislation to rape," according to House GOP spokesman Ari Adler.

The following day, Brown found herself barred from speaking about an unrelated bill.

"My concern was the decorum of the House, not of anything she said," said Majority Floor Leader Jim Stamas (R-Midland). "I ask all members to maintain a decorum of the House, and I felt it went too far yesterday."​

There's more at the Gawker article linked in the headline above... including another Michigan lawmaker who was barred from speaking after suggesting that vasectomies should be regulated, and a Florida lawmaker (male!) who was warned not to "discuss body parts" on the floor of the House after he used the word "uterus."

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Mine, too!

I'll keep track of yours if you keep track of mine.

Hmm. Sounds kinkey.

Mine was in a warm, tight, sucking slit.

My keyring. You know. That's what the kids are calling it these days.

I think this really belongs in the "WTF???" thread, but I can't find it.

Michigan Lawmaker Banned from Speaking on House Floor After Saying the Word ‘Vagina’ During Abortion Bill Debate
Neetzan...

<mountains of insane bullshit>

...decorum of the House, not of anything she said," said Majority Floor Leader Jim Stamas (R-Midland). "I ask all members to maintain a decorum of the House, and I felt it went too far yesterday."​

There's more at the Gawker article linked in the headline above... including another Michigan lawmaker who was barred from speaking after suggesting that vasectomies should be regulated, and a Florida lawmaker (male!) who was warned not to "discuss body parts" on the floor of the House after he used the word "uterus."

Oh, for the love of all that is holy: will we never live down our Puritan heritage? Or is it just that since we've decided that science is optional in making public policy, it's also optional in making pubic public policy?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Please sign the ACLU action letter;

If you can't say it, don't legislate it

 

[Allyourbase]

Oh why do I spend my evening reading a radfem blogpost condemning bdsm. And all the comments. For the second time. Why do I do that.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh why do I spend my evening reading a radfem blogpost condemning bdsm. And all the comments. For the second time. Why do I do that.

don't do that!

Especially when there are so many other flavors of feminism around. Like, sex positive.

 

[Allyourbase]

don't do that!

Especially when there are so many other flavors of feminism around. Like, sex positive.

I know! Absolutely!

I'm blaming Kurokami. He started it!

Really, he did. By sending me a link to this woman's blog who proposed an International Castration Day.

Which reminds me, it's father's day here, tomorrow!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I know! Absolutely!

I'm blaming Kurokami. He started it!

Really, he did. By sending me a link to this woman's blog who proposed an International Castration Day.

Which reminds me, it's father's day here, tomorrow!

People send me those things all the time, and I just delete them. They send me news about anti gay legislation, anti-transgender actions, anti-women, anti atheists, anti-men, and-- what the fuck for? To activate my anger glands even higher than normal?

 

[graceanne]

I know! Absolutely!

I'm blaming Kurokami. He started it!

Geez. He's such a trouble maker.

 

[Etoile]

So tired all the time...but I got almost 10 hours of sleep so that was good.

Calves hurt all the time too.

Have lost about 25 lbs since I came to Japan. I don't really watch what I eat, and I am willing to try all the crazy candy and drinks (looking forward to salty watermelon pepsi this summer), but I am walking everywhere.

 

[Allyourbase]

Geez. He's such a trouble maker.

Yeah. Before you know it, you learn what 'pretendbians' means.

O.K., that might've been my fault.

 

[ultramarineblue]

I thought about how much I used to enjoy participating here as well as how I liked myself more when I first started being around here four years ago. It's time to change some things but I'm at a complete loss as to how to really do it. I can tell you the things I need to do but to actually do them is quite beyond me right now.

 

[gypsy*seer]

I thought about how much I used to enjoy participating here as well as how I liked myself more when I first started being around here four years ago. It's time to change some things but I'm at a complete loss as to how to really do it. I can tell you the things I need to do but to actually do them is quite beyond me right now.

*wild double handed waves to umb*
Hi!!
So good to see you back!

Missed ya' much!! (I've been doing more lurking than posting, myself!)

 

[CutieMouse]

The week in summary-

My ex us suing me for an increase in child support, and revisiting primary custody/"access" [visitation]/all legal & court costs associated with the process.

I was served papers while at work & utterly and totally fell apart. (It's really rude to hand someone a random sheaf of papers that use words like "sue", the children's names, and the phrase "including termination of rights" when they're at WORK.)

It's the middle of June. In Texas. And the central air in my home is still broken. (tech visit #4 occurred this evening - two service calls, a newly installed outside unit, and now they have to replace the coils [whateverthefuck that is] in the attic unit before it will work)

One of The Men is home (out if state); the other struggling with his own personal demons.
















What's the phrase the kids use nowadays? FML?

 

[intothewoods]

The week in summary-

My ex us suing me for an increase in child support, and revisiting primary custody/"access" [visitation]/all legal & court costs associated with the process.

I was served papers while at work & utterly and totally fell apart. (It's really rude to hand someone a random sheaf of papers that use words like "sue", the children's names, and the phrase "including termination of rights" when they're at WORK.)

It's the middle of June. In Texas. And the central air in my home is still broken. (tech visit #4 occurred this evening - two service calls, a newly installed outside unit, and now they have to replace the coils [whateverthefuck that is] in the attic unit before it will work)

One of The Men is home (out if state); the other struggling with his own personal demons.
















What's the phrase the kids use nowadays? FML?

Wowzers CM, that sucks. Was this completely out of the blue or had he expressed a desire to renegotiate things?

It does seem like you would like more involvement and say, so maybe this is a way to achieve that. Hopefully he will agree to sit down and talk about rather than going to court.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The week in summary-

What's the phrase the kids use nowadays? FML?

:: Sets up a new antenna pointing almost due south to the Mousehouse, sending out best possible wishes rays ::

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/parabAnt2.gif

 

[catalina_francisco]

The week in summary-

My ex us suing me for an increase in child support, and revisiting primary custody/"access" [visitation]/all legal & court costs associated with the process.

I was served papers while at work & utterly and totally fell apart. (It's really rude to hand someone a random sheaf of papers that use words like "sue", the children's names, and the phrase "including termination of rights" when they're at WORK.)

It's the middle of June. In Texas. And the central air in my home is still broken. (tech visit #4 occurred this evening - two service calls, a newly installed outside unit, and now they have to replace the coils [whateverthefuck that is] in the attic unit before it will work)

One of The Men is home (out if state); the other struggling with his own personal demons.
















What's the phrase the kids use nowadays? FML?

Sorry to hear you are faced with all this. Hope it all works out well for you, but can imagine how drained you must be feeling at even having to face this again with your ex.

Catalina

 

[Kurokami]

I know! Absolutely!

I'm blaming Kurokami. He started it!

Really, he did. By sending me a link to this woman's blog who proposed an International Castration Day.

Which reminds me, it's father's day here, tomorrow!

Oh snap. My fault? It's on now, son.

Seriously, that blog was one of the most draining things I've ever read, but at the same time hilarious. Also worked pretty well as a piece of dystopic fiction!

In unrelated news, my local cinema is showing a marathon of Adventure Time this weekend. Here's a fun test: you can tell whether a person you know is a child or not based on how hard they flip out upon hearing this news. Myself and The Women (that's right, Mouse: I'm genderflipping your thing ) are entirely too immature to be living together.

Oh, and speaking of the Mouse, I wish her nothing but the best of luck with regards to this new bout of badness

 

[Allyourbase]

Oh snap. My fault? It's on now, son.

Seriously, that blog was one of the most draining things I've ever read, but at the same time hilarious. Also worked pretty well as a piece of dystopic fiction!

In unrelated news, my local cinema is showing a marathon of Adventure Time this weekend. Here's a fun test: you can tell whether a person you know is a child or not based on how hard they flip out upon hearing this news. Myself and The Women (that's right, Mouse: I'm genderflipping your thing ) are entirely too immature to be living together.

Oh, and speaking of the Mouse, I wish her nothing but the best of luck with regards to this new bout of badness

You feelin' lucky, punk?

1) I will admit to having directed you to The Dirt from Dirt blog (wow, ouch, ouch), but I remember this e-mail I got, about submission to christ and bdsm and how godless secular kinksters are, by one Kurokami, that predates all of this.

2) Adventure Time? I am old. And non-native. But also old.

3) Our next bdsm youth meetup (apparently I am still young enough) has a bbq. I am envisioning people poking each other with red hot sticks. Like they chased each other with a home made taser from an electric fly swatter the last time I was there. Kids... (Did I mention I am old?)

4) All the best to cutie mouse

 

[graceanne]

What's the phrase the kids use nowadays? FML?

Wow. That day qualifies as FML.

I'm so sorry. I hope things improve.

 

[midwestyankee]

What's the phrase the kids use nowadays? FML?

Would a long-distance virtual hug help in any way? I've a steady supply over here.

 

[ultramarineblue]

*wild double handed waves to umb*
Hi!!
So good to see you back!

Missed ya' much!! (I've been doing more lurking than posting, myself!)

Hi gypsy How have you been lately?

The week in summary-



What's the phrase the kids use nowadays? FML?

Hope everything gets truly better quickly.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

The week in summary-


What's the phrase the kids use nowadays? FML?

HUG!!!