The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[lostandfound197]

Meat. Had a seven-item sampler plate at dinner. And then dessert, which was probably unwise.

Yum and I'm jealous

 

[BiBunny]

It's been kind of a shitty day today. So I was talking to a friend who helps me out with my work, and he was telling me about this girl he found on CollarMe. I don't know if it's the pool he's fishing in or just something about him, but he has the uncanny ability to pick the craziest bitches the world has ever seen.

So we had the following conversation:

Me: Well, maybe you'll get lucky, and she won't be bunny-boiling crazy.

Him: Good thing my bunny lives a hundred miles away.

Me: To paraphrase that great American philosopher, Cedric the Entertainer, "I wish a motherfucker WOULD try to boil me."

I have some really strange conversations sometimes.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I have some really strange conversations sometimes.

And those aren't even the *paid* conversations!

 

[BiBunny]

And those aren't even the *paid* conversations!

Hahaha, I know, right?

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I hate so many things right now it's barely contained. Maybe this is why I've had a mild but constant nosebleed all winter....

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I hate so many things right now it's barely contained. Maybe this is why I've had a mild but constant nosebleed all winter....

*Wraps you up in a warm smashed potato hug*

I hope it gets better for you soon!

My random blurt... Having to ice sore muscles when you are already feeling cold is the wrong kind of cruel. :/

 

[cfuhrer]

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And if you don't think that's the case-I did that ^ on a phone keyboard.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Meat. Had a seven-item sampler plate at dinner. And then dessert, which was probably unwise.

Wow! A "meat-athon", or in this case, would it be "meat-acathalon"?
(says the New England girl who loves meat/fish/veggies. Not necessarily in that order, ahem...

It's been kind of a shitty day today.
I have some really strange conversations sometimes.

Man, bunny...I could quote you on a daily basis sometimes!

I hate so many things right now it's barely contained. Maybe this is why I've had a mild but constant nosebleed all winter....

hugs...to bbe.
Daylight savings time starts in less than a month from now!

My random blurt... Having to ice sore muscles when you are already feeling cold is the wrong kind of cruel. :/

And for you, my dear, a 10,000 thread-count set of Egyptian cotton sheets, and my best fleece covered warming rice bag for those sore muscles!

 

[Loverskitten]

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And if you don't think that's the case-I did that ^ on a phone keyboard.

Did your water heater go out too? Cause that's the sound and length of my shower.

 

[BiBunny]

If I live to be a thousand years old, I will never understand why people like dogs. Aggravating bastards.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

People like dogs because of the unquestioning devotion/attention your average dog gives even the most undeserving of owners. Even apathetic dogs usually put on the cute-i-love-you face to get what they want. It's very satisfying to people's self-esteems. Not saying it's the only reason why people have/like dogs, but I'm sure it's a large subconscious part of it

Thank you for your encouragements for my bad mood. I'd give y'all major props for making me feel better, but really it's alcohol I have to thank atm

 

[BiBunny]

People like dogs because of the unquestioning devotion/attention your average dog gives even the most undeserving of owners. Even apathetic dogs usually put on the cute-i-love-you face to get what they want. It's very satisfying to people's self-esteems. Not saying it's the only reason why people have/like dogs, but I'm sure it's a large subconscious part of it

Eh, to each his own, I guess. To me, they stink, they're dumb, they make me sneeze, and they never, never, never shut the fuck up.

Thank you for your encouragements for my bad mood. I'd give y'all major props for making me feel better, but really it's alcohol I have to thank atm

LOL, have fun!

 

[Loverskitten]

Had to share this cat vs. dog video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbycvPwr1Wg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[BiBunny]

Had to share this cat vs. dog video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbycvPwr1Wg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

That always makes me giggle like an loon.

And makes me want to kick the shit out of the "dog."

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Eh, to each his own, I guess. To me, they stink, they're dumb, they make me sneeze, and they never, never, never shut the fuck up.

This sounds like a woman I work with.

What the hell dogs are you associating with?? My dogs smell like freshly-laundered sheets, read on a 10th grade level, have no discernable impact on sneezing, and are active listeners.

You need better dogs.

Doggiematch.com?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Around this house, we *like* dogs, especially the one who lives here (except when she gets in shit she's not supposed to and tears it up all over the living room), but we're *owned* by cats. Three permanents, one foster and one long-term (probably life, because he came out kinda twisted and squished) foster. Each of them has his/her own "major" personality, from clown to cuddle-bunny to bitch of the year, yet each of them, when he/she feels like it, will come and cuddle up between our feet or knees and we can feel the purrs vibrate us until they fall asleep. And yes, a couple of them sleep on her head and/or pillow sometimes, but they don't do that to me anymore - they're a little freaked out by the venting from my CPAP mask, lol!

 

[seela]

Our neighbors are in a bad place financially and in their relationship. They've been yelling at each other almost every night for the past two weeks, and this week they've been extra loud, which means seela's been extra tired.

Their business is in huge debt and Mrs. cheated on Mr. three years ago, and clearly that hasn't been forgiven and forgotten. These are things I'd rather not know about my neighbors, really. They live one storey down and not even in an apartment immediatly below ours, but we can still hear a lot of what they yell, lately pretty much every single word.

Mrs. has threatened to kill herself three nights in a row now. Mr. has threatened to kill himself at least once. Mrs. has threatened to kick Mr. in the nuts if he doesn't shut up. Mr. has threatened to punch a hole into a painting Mrs. has made, because he thinks the painting's ugly as hell, but hasn't had the heart to tell her that before. Again, I'd really rather not know these things about my neighbors.

I just hope no one gets killed and they split up. Or at least start doing their yelling and stuff earlier, so that I don't ever have to wake up at 1PM just to find out Mrs. is a whore. Like I didn't already know.

 

[graceanne]

I like all animals. However, I'm allergic to all animals, too. My mom says it's one of the worlds worst injustices that I am allergic to animals cause I love them and they love me.

To add insult to injury, I'm developing an allergy to my rats. Every time I hold one I break out in hives. Luckily the kids still hold them so they aren't lonely.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I like all animals. However, I'm allergic to all animals, too. My mom says it's one of the worlds worst injustices that I am allergic to animals cause I love them and they love me.

To add insult to injury, I'm developing an allergy to my rats. Every time I hold one I break out in hives. Luckily the kids still hold them so they aren't lonely.

I'm sorry, gracie. I can no longer imagine a life without animals in my home. I've not been in that situation for any extended period (say, more than 4-6 months) over the last 40 years or so without being *very* unhappy.

I know a lot of people don't, but do you (or the kids) bathe your rats? Some studies suggest that most allergic reactions to pets arise from reactions to hair, dander and salivary secretions (from cleaning themselves), and that those reactions can be severely reduced, almost eliminated, by not handling the animal(s) except when it/they has/have been very recently bathed. It might be worth a try, even if it means you only get to hold them for a few minutes, once a week or so.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I know bathing does not improve my allergies to my rat. Luckily, my particular allergy seems to be more related to him scratching when he walks on me, so I just make sure to wear plenty of clothes when I handle him and/or trim his nails (much as he'll let me) first.

I DO know it's not the saliva with my allergy, because he licks like a spastic dog xD

I do think life likes to be "Funny" with allergies...I'm allergic to pretty much everything in a barn but the cats (the latter probably for the sake of whimsy ), but not to birds (which I don't particularly like)...And I'm incredibly allergic to guinea pigs (can't even be in a poorly ventilated room with them), and think they're fantastic animals. Luckily I don't seem to have any allergy to rabbits (only their hay).

 

[gypsy*seer]

I'm just f***ing done. No more patience. No more...

just no more....

Man, I must be tired...

 

[Loverskitten]

Awww my rat used to lick like crazy too. Soft little tongue. He was such a sweetie.

 

[BiBunny]

I know bathing does not improve my allergies to my rat. Luckily, my particular allergy seems to be more related to him scratching when he walks on me, so I just make sure to wear plenty of clothes when I handle him and/or trim his nails (much as he'll let me) first.

I DO know it's not the saliva with my allergy, because he licks like a spastic dog xD

I do think life likes to be "Funny" with allergies...I'm allergic to pretty much everything in a barn but the cats (the latter probably for the sake of whimsy ), but not to birds (which I don't particularly like)...And I'm incredibly allergic to guinea pigs (can't even be in a poorly ventilated room with them), and think they're fantastic animals. Luckily I don't seem to have any allergy to rabbits (only their hay).

I'm allergic to pretty much everything horse-related: hay, grass, the dyes they use to dye saddles/bridles/etc., the penicillin in the shots we sometimes have to give them, the nickel in all the hardware, and so on and so forth. But because the Universe has a perverse sense of humor, I'm not at ALL allergic to the horses themselves.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I'm allergic to pretty much everything horse-related: hay, grass, the dyes they use to dye saddles/bridles/etc., the penicillin in the shots we sometimes have to give them, the nickel in all the hardware, and so on and so forth. But because the Universe has a perverse sense of humor, I'm not at ALL allergic to the horses themselves.

Ahhh i suppose when you consider tack and medications, I'm not allergic to everything in the barn I am allergic to horses themselves, though

Hey maybe you can just get into Endurance Riding! All their tack seems to be neon nylon anyway.... Luckily there are plenty options other than penicillin for your average horse infection

 

[BiBunny]

Ahhh i suppose when you consider tack and medications, I'm not allergic to everything in the barn I am allergic to horses themselves, though

Hey maybe you can just get into Endurance Riding! All their tack seems to be neon nylon anyway.... Luckily there are plenty options other than penicillin for your average horse infection

I thought it was hilarious when they gave me all the injections for the allergy test. I had 20-something of them, and the only ones I didn't react to were the control and the horse one.

I don't ride much anymore, but when I did, I loved my nylon tack! I got to where I only used my leather stuff at shows. I was looking for a nylon dressage saddle (just for riding at home, of course) right before I more or less stopped riding, but I never could find one that suited me.

As for the penicillin, we didn't have to use it often, like you said. I'm not deathly allergic to it, anyway, so I just wore gloves when I had to handle it. It was just obnoxious that every time I turned around, there was something else to be allergic to...except the horses themselves.