The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[thør]

They are so soft and cuddly to sit on. The benefits far outweigh the cost. When it’s 45 degrees and everything is burning, you’re comfy. When it’s zero you’re comfy. 100% win.

And even well below zero, too!

 

[TwinkleStars]

Yes, my boobs are soft and cuddly to snuggle with.

Oh, my bad. You weren't talking about that.

 

[Plasmaball]

I miss being a kid treat or treating. You can do it as an adult but then you just look creepy and pathetic.

I feel like you could make a theme type park or limited timed event to do this.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I feel like you could make a theme type park or limited timed event to do this.

No. There's always someone who comes along and ruins it for everyone. We simply can't have nice things anymore.

 

[FataMorgana]

Did you find Ali, petal? I would embed a TikTok but I can’t be bothered getting on the laptop.

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2w1okDL/

I did! She's gorgeous, likes animals and is clever so I totally get it. Not seen her interacting though so hope she's not a devious one. Her hair is amazing.

 

[FataMorgana]

And she lives an hour from me if you need me to stalk her for you.

 

[Plasmaball]

No. There's always someone who comes along and ruins it for everyone. We simply can't have nice things anymore.

So you are taking aways your boobies?

 

[girlsmiley]

And she lives an hour from me if you need me to stalk her for you.

You’re a true friend thank you. She’s okay. I get the feeling she’s analysing everyone and I’m like… hmmm.

I’d much rather hang out with you and eat cheese.

 

[juttjaw]

Your kids sound happy. That’s lovely. I actually love trains. I almost took a job as a signaller way back when, but the hours were all over the place.

My daughter buys the best gifts. She loves it. It’s actually so nice. I’m so happy she’s coming home for Christmas this year. I went out the other day and bought a whole bunch of care products for her. A few of her favourite perfumes and hair/skin/nail care products. I brought it all home and I thought to myself, I don’t even have this shit LOL. I think we’ll have Christmas at the beach this year. Maybe on the boat. Hopefully the weather is nice. I would love to experience a white Christmas, though. That would be something.

Yeah, no matter where you are in the world, the RR hours suck.

Glad she's coming home for Christmas! When all my chicks come home, I'm my most relaxed and happy. It's a big world out there and for that small amount of time, they are all within arms reach.

Isn't that the thing? Giving to the kids what we don't have.. It's a sign of a good parent. At least I think so. It is a selfless act, that's what you do. I already know you're a good egg!

Having Christmas on the beach, in a boat, sounds like a fantasy to me.
Heavenly even. Believe me, white Christmas sounds great and all, but it's best observed from inside. It stops being fun the minute you step outside and the snot freezes to chunks inside your nose. I'm hoping we do NOT have a white Christmas.. I'm sure it's an unpopular opinion, even here.

 

[TwinkleStars]

So you are taking aways your boobies?

Those types of 'treats' I hand out all the time. They are attached and I take them everywhere I go.

 

[pink]

Orange and white cats have a special place in my heart. Mine is 10 this year.. I can't bare the thought of him being elderly. We still have many good years left, but after losing the dog this summer, that feeling is still fresh.

I had a female ginger. She's gone now.

 

[pink]

most my bras were the underwired kind, but after getting so fed up with being tortured for years i've bought 6 pairs without wires... cottony, supportive, pretty enough and front-loaders. SOOOOOOOOOO comfy, my boobs say 'thankyou'

I wear a heavy duty sports bra. Yes, I have a uniboob but the girls are up off the floor.

 

[Plasmaball]

Those types of 'treats' I hand out all the time. They are attached and I take them everywhere I go.

Good ole boobies

 

[girlsmiley]

I took a mate for a little walk through town today. Her first time to Sydney. We stopped by the Queen Victoria Building LOL. She was so blown away by the city. Not a city person at all, but she loved it. It was really cute. Nice for me, too.

 

[girlsmiley]

Fata! I’m having baked beans on toast for dinner, so of course I thought of you.

 

[butters]

Lucky, the black hen who sat a brood last year has decided to do it again: we were down to 7 chickens (2 roosters and 5 hens) and now we've 15 and climbing. A lot of them are dark, maybe half of them black and the rest a mix of black and brown, with one all shades of brown and another a blend of yellow and grey. Some of them have very fluffy topknots and others have stripes of brown or dark colouring from their heads right down their backs.

oy vey...
it reminds me of Gremlins.

 

[pink]

I'm starting to think up christmas gifts. Unlike many of you, I don't have a ton to buy for but I like to put thought into gifts.

The wheels have started turning.

 

[pink]

Lucky, the black hen who sat a brood last year has decided to do it again: we were down to 7 chickens (2 roosters and 5 hens) and now we've 15 and climbing. A lot of them are dark, maybe half of them black and the rest a mix of black and brown, with one all shades of brown and another a blend of yellow and grey. Some of them have very fluffy topknots and others have stripes of brown or dark colouring from their heads right down their backs.

oy vey...
it reminds me of Gremlins.

Lucky got lucky.

 

[juttjaw]

It's official.. I had to upsize my phones fonts today. It was hard for me to admit, that my eyesight is declining. But fuck, I should have done it sooner!

 

[butters]

12 chicks... all but 2 of them mostly black
had to put a load of hay out yesterday to make a big nest on the ground inside the henhouse and they seem happy as larry with their mum. It's cool out, but the big glass south-facing windows mean they've got the sun. Tonight it's supposed to drop to 31 but with the residual warmth, the hay and their mum as an eiderdown they should be good.

 

[spacekowboy]

Oooohhhh! Chickens. Gotcha.
I was way off.

 

[girlsmiley]

Beauty sunrise this morning. Thought the guy behind had his full beams going, but it was the huge fucken moon. All the loonies be out tonight LOL

 

[pink]

Oooohhhh! Chickens. Gotcha.
I was way off.

Get your chicks straight.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Get your chicks straight.

Straight chicks, fluid chicks, chick fluids, all part of the circle of estrogen.

 

[butters]

anyone doubting this latest lance is the same old lance, check out the post history:

first post under this name repeats a claim he made before about liking 27-year olds best... he made it before after getting so much grief from posting about 'nubiles' at his lake house

he references Rory several times, mentioning stuff from way back about Rory being called the N-word

he speaks of chicks (one of his most overused terms from earlier incarnations) and derides women's appearances

fluffer, chuckle, and getting in that he's 'Tall' are all direct lace traits

he speaks of Old Maid (his age is showing, there) and spells 'asshole' the British or, in his case, Canadian way as 'arsehole'.

talks about liking motorcycling, visits St.Pete's thread to pick up where they left off, and this... a prime example of the new lance as the old lance:

I like how he surrounds himself with slim, leggy, long haired women with great tits, for example.

the creepy stalker's back. how long till he gets banhammered, again?