The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[spacekowboy]

I'd recommend stocking up before the tariffs hit the cigars that are rolled on the thighs of virgins.

I'm considering relocation to the Dominican or Cuba.

 

[Lance_Castro]

I'd recommend stocking up before the tariffs hit the cigars that are rolled on the thighs of virgins.

You can never have too many virgins.

 

[thør]

You can never have too many virgins.

Only if you're in the cigar business.

 

[girlsmiley]

Eh, we made it through the first 4, we'll make it through another 4...8..12.. Eternity??

He could send the troops on a quest for the Holy Grail and be President forever.

 

[silver gurl]

Meh.

 

[pink]

Bobby's happy! He falls asleep licking his hair.
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He needs to rip it's head off

 

[pink]

Eh, we made it through the first 4, we'll make it through another 4...8..12.. Eternity??

Watch him try to put legislation in for a 3 term president.

 

[thør]

I feel like the only way for Australia to top that is to elect Raygun as PM

She's retired from competition, so she is looking for a new job.

 

[girlsmiley]

She's retired from competition, so she is looking for a new job.

Exactly!

 

[pink]

Exactly!

Somehow I think she'd be the better choice of the two.

 

[Rainblow]

Put 80% of picture threads on ignore. Cleaned up nicely.

 

[silver gurl]

I have a sore throat. Blah

 

[Lorilei]

Eh, we made it through the first 4, we'll make it through another 4...8..12.. Eternity??

Well, to be fair, over 400,000 people didn't make it through.

 

[juttjaw]

He could send the troops on a quest for the Holy Grail and be President forever.

Elon already knows where the holy grail is, he eats his Crunch Berries out of it every morning.

 

[juttjaw]

Well, to be fair, over 400,000 people didn't make it through.

It was china's fault!

 

[TwinkleStars]

I have a sore throat. Blah

Feel better soon. *hugs*

 

[darkelf9]

I'd recommend stocking up before the tariffs hit the cigars that are rolled on the thighs of virgins.

You're assuming they can find virgins

 

[darkelf9]

He could send the troops on a quest for the Holy Grail and be President forever.

One of those two things is a sure bet.

 

[darkelf9]

I have a sore throat. Blah

shouldn't of swallowed

 

[darkelf9]

Fuck’s sake. Is that orange cunt in again?

Yep and on the flip side, Americans don't have to vote again. Since most don't vote anyway, it shouldn't be an issue.
I would send Tim Tams from here in Aussie land to ease the pain, but not sure of the tariffs.

 

[darkelf9]

I feel like the only way for Australia to top that is to elect Raygun as PM

Not a chance, we had one woman as PM, rich white guys didn't like it so not a chance in hell a female will be PM again. See in that the US and Australia have stuff in common. The rest, nope.

 

[darkelf9]

He needs to rip it's head off

See now in Aussie lingo it would be...."rip his head off and shit down his neck"....we like to make sure there is no confusion in the meaning.

 

[darkelf9]

Well, to be fair, over 400,000 people didn't make it through.

Well not to worry they will all be deported soon. Should ease traffic congestion. Only another 14million to go. Obviously they don't include orange people.

 

[darkelf9]

Whilst America was electing a guy who is a felon, rapist, con man and fascist, the big political scandal here in Australia this week has been our current PM accepted flight upgrades from the national carrier when his political party was in office over a decade ago. Yep, that all we got here as a political scandal. He wasn't even the leader of his party at the time.

I mean sure the rest of the stuff in the country can kill you, but our politicians aren't.

 

[thør]

RayGun for PM!