The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[ericalauren]

I hate being forced to watch Fox News while I babysit.

 

[FataMorgana]

Nah, she's got better taste than to marry an old so and so like me.

We could have a Jaws themed wedding! You dress as Quint, I'll be the shark and when the priest says you can kiss the bride I'll bite you in half til you blow blood bubbles out your nose. It'll be so fucking romantic.

 

[thør]

Tissue please.......

 

[TwinkleStars]

If you don't mind, don't send me an invitation. I already watch enough horror movies as is. I never plan on seeing it in real life.

Oh, and I'll skip the reception too

 

[spacekowboy]

We could have a Jaws themed wedding! You dress as Quint, I'll be the shark and when the priest says you can kiss the bride I'll bite you in half til you blow blood bubbles out your nose. It'll be so fucking romantic.

Remember to bring your rubbers, Chief.

 

[Plasmaball]

Live on a dad end street and can't put up a hoop at the bottom of my yard because "laws" and safety.
But I can put it up 25 feet from the street in my driveway that slopes.
I live in a "city". Its not. It's a slightly inflated burb.
I'm actually starting to hate the new house as well.

 

[thør]

No HOA here.

can't put up a hoop

There's a hoop in on the edge of the road in the cul-de-sac that borders my house lot. You can use it. No pavement though, so bush rules.

 

[silver gurl]

Netflix keeps going out. They have a few minutes to get it together.

 

[darkelf9]

The 14th is National Pickle Day.

Please no dick jokes.

What if the guy's name is Dick?
Did Dick? Dick Did. Well that's a pickle.

 

[darkelf9]

This year people have contracted a new phobia of windows. The Latin name is Microsoftfillia, apparently the treatment is an apple.

I find technology amazing. You can take over a country from your desk. Wow we really are the smartest species on the planet.

 

[darkelf9]

Whenever I see someone with a smart phone being totally oblivious of their surrounds and about to walk into traffic. I don't try to stop them. I figure it's natural selection

They should never sell a smart phone to old people unless they disable the speaker function.
Oldie: "can you hear me" Public: "yes mate, we can all fucking hear you"

One of the funniest things I overheard was an old white guy voting using his smart phone on speaker. He was voting for the anti-immigration parties. The funny part was he was talking to a guy from a migrant community working for the electoral commission who he couldn't understand. I wasn't the only one pissing themselves laughing.

 

[pink]

Netflix keeps going out. They have a few minutes to get it together.

Cause of the Tyson fight.

 

[pink]

Live on a dad end street and can't put up a hoop at the bottom of my yard because "laws" and safety.
But I can put it up 25 feet from the street in my driveway that slopes.
I live in a "city". Its not. It's a slightly inflated burb.
I'm actually starting to hate the new house as well.

Take a deep breath, Sir. Homeowning isn't all roses. I've owned 2 homes. Wished I hadn't sold the first one.

Make it yours. That's my sage advice. Make it the way you want it. Make yourself an awesome man cave. Paint the bedrooms. Go second hand store shopping, go antique shopping. Put your fingerprint on it.

 

[silver gurl]

Cause of the Tyson fight.

Yup. Massive outages. It will be big news on Saturday.

 

[girlsmiley]

I remember posting something like the NZ Māori were the only people to never be conquered by the British or something like that. Years ago. And copping all the shit here on the general board for using inappropriate words LOL.

Well look what’s on the news now you giant fucking wankers. Now you see the significance

 

[girlsmiley]

Good times.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/new-zealand.988602/#post-53375974

 

[girlsmiley]

I’m surprised I held my own against Q 10 years ago. Holy shit LOL

 

[Lance_Castro]

Cause of the Tyson fight.

The fight was so slow, old and boring it paralysed the internets.

Much like this thread.
Lol

 

[ericalauren]

I need some (late) lunch.

 

[Lazaran]

I hate being forced to watch Fox News while I babysit.

How does that work exactly???



Are you babysitting an AR-15 toting MAGAt geriatric patient or an indoctrinated AR-15 toting MAGAt spawn that has you cowed???

 

[ericalauren]

How does that work exactly???



Are you babysitting an AR-15 toting MAGAt geriatric patient or an indoctrinated AR-15 toting MAGAt spawn that has you cowed???

I babysit for two kids, and their elderly grandmother makes us all watch Fox News for hours at a time. It's especially odd because why would a five year old and a nine year old want to watch an adult news show, anyway? I swear the grandmother does it just to upset me.

 

[Lazaran]

I babysit for two kids, and their elderly grandmother makes us all watch Fox News for hours at a time. It's especially odd because why would a five year old and a nine year old want to watch an adult news show, anyway? I swear the grandmother does it just to upset me.

She likely does it to irritate you AND indoctrinate the kids.

MAGAts are sick fucks.

Worse than Scientologists.

 

[silver gurl]

Today’s excitement: watching the neighbours house burn down. Fire department is still here 4 hours later and power has just been restored.

 

[juttjaw]

The fight was so slow, old and boring it paralysed the internets.

Much like this thread.
Lol

I'm glad I gave up on watching it. Netflix is dumb. Being close to 50, I had hope for the old man, but it turned out exactly how I thought it would. 45 seconds of highlights this morning is all I cared to see.

 

[silver gurl]

Crack house?

Nope. You don’t see that out where I live.
The house belongs to a younger couple with 2 small kids they weren’t/aren’t home. I alerted them that there is dog. So far no dog has been found. But they are still putting out smouldering fire.