The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[phantom4533]

Did you guys see Kanye West’s wife at the Grammys? Bro.

I think they got bootied out.

Fypyw

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://imagez.tmz.com/image/75/o/2025/02/02/758e49e5f052482883209ef393b755ce_md.jpg

 

[thør]

Beyoncé got her country award.

Which one did they give her? Liechtenstein? Andorra? Bulgaria?

 

[Lance_Castro]

Which one did they give her? Liechtenstein? Andorra? Bulgaria?

Nigeria.

 

[silver gurl]

Did you guys see Kanye West’s wife at the Grammys? Bro.

I think they got booted out.

They are both riding the crazy train.

 

[thør]

Nigeria.

She'll be in the oil biz.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.imgur.com/uRqZm8F.jpeg

 

[y=mx+b]

I think I've aged to the point where becoming horny is more of an annoyance than anything else.

My mind is all like "feeling and watching your dick slide up into a woman is pretty fucking great." But it's also like "can we just not, right now?"

And I'm really not wanting anyone to ask me how I'm doing because I think I'm also to the age where my filters have deteriorated to the point of saying shit like "Oh I'm actually pretty fucking horny right now but I really don't want to do anything about it and unless you have some solutions and wanna be a part of them I kinda just wanna be left alone to fight this fucking fight alone."

And I'm wondering if this is how women feel during ovulation

 

[Lance_Castro]

I think I've aged to the point where becoming horny is more of an annoyance than anything else.

My mind is all like "feeling and watching your dick slide up into a woman is pretty fucking great." But it's also like "can we just not, right now?"

And I'm really not wanting anyone to ask me how I'm doing because I think I'm also to the age where my filters have deteriorated to the point of saying shit like "Oh I'm actually pretty fucking horny right now but I really don't want to do anything about it and unless you have some solutions and wanna be a part of them I kinda just wanna be left alone to fight this fucking fight right now."

And I'm wondering if this is how women feel during ovulation

Sounds like you’re a few days after ovulation.

Lol

 

[y=mx+b]

Sounds like you’re a few days after ovulation.

Lol

I might be.

I'm secretly dreading my dental appointment because I'll be laying there in the chair at the mercy of the hygienist knowing that I'll be wanting her to smother the life out of my body with her breasts as she's leaning over me

 

[Lance_Castro]

https://assets.exclaim.ca/dr2uqw6xy/image/upload/c_limit,w_890/f_auto/q_auto/devo_live_nation_d742031ccd?_a=BAVAfVIB0

- you know you’re getting old when you get offered front row Devo tickets by Amex.

Lol

 

[Gatliss123]

I really like lava lamps.

 

[butters]

it's feb. 4th... it should not be feeling like 78 degrees outside with around 75% humidity when I'm splitting wood. gimme the cold! a nice 43 will do, thnx

 

[silver gurl]

it's feb. 4th... it should not be feeling like 78 degrees outside with around 75% humidity when I'm splitting wood. gimme the cold! a nice 43 will do, thnx

I can share my Quebec cold with you. I am done with it now.

 

[HarryHill]

I really like lava lamps.

How do you feel about Stevie Nicks?

 

[pink]

Here is bad weather camping guy again. I've nicknamed him thor.

 

[Noor]

I have cancer

I’m sorry

 

[thør]

 

[Lorilei]

How do you feel about Stevie Nicks?

I'm wearing a Stevie Nicks t-shirt even as we speak. She's a goddess.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I miss smart people.

 

[y=mx+b]

I miss smart people.

Same.

 

[ryan8558]

Shit. I miss people with average intelligence.

 

[HarryHill]

I'm wearing a Stevie Nicks t-shirt even as we speak. She's a goddess.

 

[silver gurl]

For 5 inches of snow. Which I don’t consider a storm.

 

[phantom4533]

For 5 inches of snow. Which I don’t consider a storm.

What I call nuisance snow.