The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[FataMorgana]

Johnny Depp is stupid for not taking care of his teeth. Unless you have a medical condition, nasty black teeth are not a sign of 'imperfection'. It's just lazy and gross.

Maybe he's paying homage to his buddy Shane McGowan.

 

[juttjaw]

Last weekend was great. I love football but especially college football. I'm a Buckeye but I'll watch anyone play.

Me too, I'll watch anyone, but the Buckeyes, play!
Kidding, I'll pull for any Big10 team in bowls or playoffs.

Took my wife to her 1st college game, the year Nebraska entered the Big10. We went to the Ohio State / Nebraska game in Lincoln. Huskers came back from a giant deficit and won. Fantastic game to be at. Wifes been hooked ever sense. In fact, we are slowly working our way to every Big10 stadium to watch a game. This year, we're going to Purdue / Nebraska game in West Lafayette. Should be a good game.

 

[Lorilei]

SEC games are where it's at.

 

[pink]

SEC games are where it's at.

Boooooooooooooooooo

 

[silver gurl]

It’s a beautiful day out!

 

[juttjaw]

SEC games are where it's at.

Yeah, boooooooo

 

[TwinkleStars]

Just because you can do it doesn't mean you always should.
Some things in life should be left alone.

 

[Lazaran]

Cryptic.

 

[islandman]

Perhaps all the oldies are dead.

 

[silver gurl]

Off camping. Need some R&R

 

[spacekowboy]

On my way back. My bed is calling my name.

 

[thør]

Perhaps all the oldies are dead.

Nope, still on the right side of the grass.

FYI, SaintPeter sends his regards to everyone who cares.

 

[Plasmaball]

Well today was the end.

Kids are home for the weekend. Ugh..

 

[girlsmiley]

Beetlejuice tomorrow. That’s all I have to say about anything. Because the rest can be left alone omg

 

[TwinkleStars]

Wow that was intense. Every time I have a masturbation session I feel like the neighbors light up a cig and say 'Damn, I needed that.'

 

[Lorilei]

I drove by Apalachee High School today when I was out adulting. I cried.

 

[HarryHill]

Nope, still on the right side of the grass.

FYI, SaintPeter sends his regards to everyone who cares.

Send mine to him,

 

[thør]

Beetlejuice

Say that three times!

 

[butters]

https://data.tennessean.com/storm/

potential tropical cyclone six expected to turn into a hurricane and we might see some effects of it come thursday/friday here in TN. just a heads up.

 

[Noor]

https://data.tennessean.com/storm/

potential tropical cyclone six expected to turn into a hurricane and we might see some effects of it come thursday/friday here in TN. just a heads up.

Stay safe!

 

[butters]

Stay safe!

thanks we generally escape anything really bad situated as we are, but hopefully we'll get some actual rainfall from this system... never seen the ground this dry before and the small pond has dried out completely which is a first that i've seen.

 

[pink]

I hate pimples. I don't get them often but when I do, it takes forever to heal. I'm considering pimple patches.

 

[juttjaw]

I've had hiccups for the last hour..
At this point, I welcome death.

 

[spacekowboy]

I've had hiccups for the last hour..
At this point, I welcome death.

A spoonful of peanut butter (if you're not allergic) or a spoon full of sugar works as well.
It sounds funny but it works. It relaxes your larynx . Works every time for me and learnt it from some drunk chick at a party 20 some odd years ago.

 

[juttjaw]

A spoonful of peanut butter (if you're not allergic) or a spoon full of sugar works as well.
It sounds funny but it works. It relaxes your larynx . Works every time for me and learnt it from some drunk chick at a party 20 some odd years ago.

Drunk chicks always have the best advice.
Thank you, I think they've gone, but I'll try it next time.
I'll tell my wife I learned it from a drunk chick, I'm sure she'll find that funny. At least I think so..