thestruggle
A Little Sparrow
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- May 30, 2011
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Goddammit.
(That's my safe word.)
Ahaha. Good in theory but man, I swear all the fucking time. It would get down to, "Jeez, are you sure you're into this?"
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Goddammit.
(That's my safe word.)
Ahaha. Good in theory but man, I swear all the fucking time. It would get down to, "Jeez, are you sure you're into this?"
Thank you to my friends... Especially Brit.
I sprained my wrist And I look like I've been backhanded by someone wearing a chainmail glove. Stupid wind. Stupid broke gate. Stupid wall.
Ouch!
offers ice wrapped in a tea towel
Sorry to hear that, lovely!
Thanks! It's my right hand too, so that's going to have a detrimental effect on my sex life.
giggles and hugs
That's never good.
winks
You'll just have to be creative.
nods, sips tea
Creative is my middle name. Like right now... I'm going to create a plate of chocolate biscuits. Then I'm going to create a problem in my S/O's pants. Just to feel productive.
Oh, I do like you.
grins
That's the best kind of productivity known to mankind. Biscuits...and arousal. No finer way to spend your time.
chuckles
Yeah, get him all fired up and then send him off to work. Makes me feel good knowing he'll be frustrated. While I sit at home. Eating biscuits. And talking to you lovely people.
laughs and offers a high five to her 'good' hand
Sounds good to me!
Brit.
You're fucking excellent.
Thanks! It's my right hand too, so that's going to have a detrimental effect on my sex life.
Not sure if I should share this, but a hand injury was the motivation for my becoming ambidextrous in masturbating. So you could take this opportunity to learn a new skill.
Or was that TMI?
I think it's just us in the cl-
...ub.
The club.
Yeah.
Hm. And there I was hoping for intelligent conversation.
smirks
Hi there.
Ugh, could be worse I suppose. Sprained my wrist today and almost bashed my face in. Apparently the bad weather hates me.
But on the plus side, I made ravioli. It was delicious and no, you can't have any.
Wait a minute...
You're a nice person? What are you doing in here then?
winks and giggles
Tell you what, I'll share my wine with you. It's a dessert wine, it's a little sweet for my taste, but it's nice with these crackers.
holds out the bottle