The Lounge's Summer Pool Party

[LitShark]

*wanders in wearing a short sleeve white Jersey with red and blue embroidery and a faded pair of denim shorts. His eyes widen at the collection of beauties in festive attire and the wonderful decorations. He's dragging a rolling cooler behind him.*

Wow, it looks really beautiful around here today. The decorations are nice too.

*slips Brit a kiss and hugs Zy from behind before moving behind the bar to set up a cutting board.*

Serps, I hope you're feeling better than last time you stopped by. I'm not dressed for life saving today.

*extracts a whole turkey from the cooler and begins cutting at the back, following the lines and deboning the whole thing raw. The legs are left bone in, which he breaks and dislocated instead.*

 

[prettyserpentine]

Hahaha, I was totally exhaustified after work yesterday. Fourteen hours, plus a heatwave, plus hay fever does not make for a happy Serpentine. But thanks for the attempted revive, I believe I had fallen asleep pretty promptly. I woke up at about 5am on top of my bed so I assume I conked out entirely.

gives Vail a kiss on the cheek

Well hello there. Haven't managed to catch you for a while. Next time I'll bring a net.

 

[zydrate]

shoots a few random people with a water gun

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Anyone up for volleyball? Or just chilling by the pool and having a great chat?

I come in and pull up a lounge chair.

 

[zydrate]

shoots CB with a water gun....her way of saying 'hi'

 

[CarnivalBarker]

"Bitch!" (Laughing)

"What are you doing here by yourself?"

 

[zydrate]

shrugs I think I tend to scare people away nodsnodsnods

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Yeah, me too. Probably because we're super cute. Want a drink?

 

[zydrate]

That is a good explanation!! claps

Sure, let's drink!

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Takes Z by the hand to the fully stocked bar.

Hm.....

Looks over the selection.

Margaritas? Sex on the Beach? Beer?

 

[zydrate]

Ummm...

Margaritas! They usually do much less damage on me...or was it I do less damage when I do them...?

 

[CarnivalBarker]

WHO are we doing??? I laugh at my dumb joke, before preparing two margaritas and handing you one.

I LOVE your cute holiday dress. It's hot. I sip my drink.

We should go out to a club....why are we here on a Friday night? I take another sip.

 

[LitShark]

*finishes boning out the turkey, setting the flesh aside, spread open, retrieving a whole duck next from the cooler, replicating the process of dislocating the drumsticks and butchering out the bones.*

Hey, welcome CB.

*smiles at the antics before turning back to Serps.*

You were napping at the bottom of the pool, I saved your life!

*winks as he slides the knife under the duck's breast meat.*

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Hey Lit! I shout from my perch at the bar.

You should stop playing with all your birds and come entertain us.

 

[zydrate]

takes said drink before giving her a twirl and curtsey

Thanks! I got it on clearance last year and hadn't had a chance to wear it until now.

takes a long sip of her drink I like your outfit...brings out your eyes

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Well, girl, it looks great. And thank you. I have a little evening dress I'm going to slip into in a bit, since no pool party seems to be happening.

 

[LitShark]

*smiles at CB, standing directly across from her at the bar.*

I'm almost done. I joked with Brit about deep frying a whole cow, but decided that a deep fried turducken would be more eco friendly, and no less 'merican.

*finishes the duck and lays the meat inside of the turkey, cutting holes in the skin to pull the duck drumsticks through the turkey. He pulls a whole chicken out last.*

Are you not entertained??? *Russell Crowe voice.*

 

[zydrate]

You're welcome!

Yeah, I think everyone is like...M.I.A. or something... finishes her drink

Maybe if I leave....they'll appear??

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Don't leave!

Runs off and changes, and returns.

Grabs drink upon return. That's WAY better.

 

[zydrate]

nods in approval at CB's change of dress Niiiice!

glares at LS Ewww... but ehh, it's as American as one can get

makes another drink for all

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Thanks. I thought it was cute at the store. Target special! But I'll only wear it once a year maybe, so it's perfect. Of course, it would be better if there were some cute guys here to notice it, right?

 

[zydrate]

YES! But only LS is here.... giggles and hides

 

[CarnivalBarker]

I KNOW, so we got nothin!

 

[CarnivalBarker]

AND he'd rather play around with a bunch of dead fowl than.....well......with us.

 

[zydrate]

shakes head typical guy... shoots LS with her water gun