The Most Frivolous Thread EVER

[SexySoBeChick]

Which are just a short walk from the cages where they keep the ever elusive Exits

Which are just to the left of the "slippery wenwets."

 

[TheEarl]

Mathgirl and TheEarl
Don't get what Haiku's about
Syllaballabics

I always have the
Right amount of syllables
In my haikus.

The Earl

PS. For those who are preparing to point out that the last line only has four syllables - that's the joke.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Zoology:

I've always been fond of the antics of the wily concessions, myself.


To answer your question:

Is it not better to ask where the dangeroos are not?

The dangeroos are found in the heart of every true-believer, in the gurgle of every fussy baby, in that intangible time between "twilight" and "dusk", and in the skin that forms on pudding...

The dangeroos didn't come to be- they just are.

 

[destinie21]

My farvorite fish in the aquarium is the

Don ttaptheg lass

 

[champagne1982]

International Trivia

I know, I'll just bet you didn't know.....
AUSFAHRT is the largest city in the world. It literally covers Germany.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: International Trivia

I know, I'll just bet you didn't know.....
AUSFAHRT is the largest city in the world. It literally covers Germany.

Huh?
MG

 

[champagne1982]

Re: Re: International Trivia

Huh?
MG

When we lived in Germany every time we drove on the Autobahn I'd see a sign -- AUSFAHRT 2 KM -- with disturbing frequency. No matter where we went; no matter what cardinal direction we were heading; AUSFAHRT was always 2 km's away. Talk about disconcerting!

P.S. Ausfahrt is the German word meaning exit.

 

[Op_Cit]

To answer your question:

Is it not better to ask where the dangeroos are not?
...
The dangeroos didn't come to be- they just are.

Yeah, I guess you're right. I think these zoos are just meant to be some kind of imagination thing. They put up a sign that says "Dromedaries" and all ya see is camels, "Pachyderms" and all there is is elephants (what is that spanish for anyway?)...

Just so I can be more safe... what kind of pudding was that?

 

[Dumpling]

Re: International Trivia

I know, I'll just bet you didn't know.....
AUSFAHRT is the largest city in the world. It literally covers Germany.

So where do you live in Canada
I bet you never seen those Signs >>>>>>>

 

[TheEarl]

I remember hearing a friend of mine tell a story about when he was in the RAF stationed in Germany. On one of their hugely drunken nights out, one of them passed out in the back of a lorry, unnoticed by the driver and ended up being taken to some random part of Germany.

The airman in question phoned the airbase the next morning, asking to be picked up, becuase he didn't have any money to get back and he'd used his last Deutschmark in the payphone.

"Where are you?" they asked.

"I don't know. Shit, the pips are going, I'm running out of money."

"Quick, look around for road signs. We'll find you."

"Rollsplitt. Oh thank god, I'm near Rollsplitt. Come an..."

The airman discussed it between themselves and, although they all agreed that Rollsplitt sounded familiar, they couldn't work out which bit of Germany it was in.

Eventually they asked one of the German staff where Rollsplitt was, only to get the reply: "Rollsplitt? That's not a place, that just means loose chippings."

The Earl

 

[Guest]

My farvorite fish in the aquarium is the
Don ttaptheg lass

Dest: mine is the oxolotl. I recommend everyone read a short story by that name by the brilliant Argentinian, Julio Cortazar. (And his 'novel' Hopscotch is a classic modern work.)

Oxolotl: love just looking at the word, and saying it. Ah, frivolity.

Perditl

 

[SexySoBeChick]

My farvorite fish in the aquarium is the

Don ttaptheg lass

Not to be confused with its Spanish cousin the muy peli groso.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

I was attacked by a wayward manbat once.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Oh. And the pudding is pistachio. Or tapioca. Tapioca looks like boogers.

 

[Guest]

I was attacked by a wayward manbat once.

Forgive me, querida, can't stop myself.

Aussies call them wombats.

going...

Trova

 

[SexySoBeChick]

And the armed forces always dread the dangerous combat.

Okay, that's it! I'm hiding my head in shame!

 

[Dumpling]

Re: Re: International Trivia

So where do you live in Canada
I bet you never seen those Signs >>>>>>>

Sorry for busting in on your "special"thread but I thought the Pic.
was kind of funny and apropriate to the supject.
Good Morning from CHEEKY-ling

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Hey, my thread ain't special. G'won. Scribble all over it.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Earl!

Have you heard of the German spy during WW2. who was trained to act like a perfect Brittish gentleman, and then dropped down with a parachute in Great Britain, to infiltrate the society and do some spionage things?

He didn't make it very long. He came into a bar, and ordered a martini.
"Dry?" said the bartender.
"Nein, nur ein! said the German.

 

[MathGirl]

Dear Svenska,
Hur hur
MG
Ps. Very drei humor
Pps. I collect coins, and my German is limited to what's engraved on them. I have a lovely funf mark piece with a picture of Kaiser Wilhelm with what looks like a pigeon sitting on his head.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Silly rabbit...

That's not a pigeon, MG, that's a cake!

From the same bakery where ogg bought his...

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: International Trivia

So where do you live in Canada
I bet you never seen those Signs >>>>>>>

Dumpling,

As someone who lives in Canada, let me tell you,
taking a drive on the lower Bathroom level can be really shitty!

 

[Dumpling]

Re: Re: International Trivia

Dumpling,

As someone who lives in Canada, let me tell you,
taking a drive on the lower Bathroom level can be really shitty!

Gee,Hi you Guys I thought for sure you put me on ignore
Maybe i should have scribbled ROB ROY Was here .

yea as for the lower bathroom levels,your right its SHITTY
you get the S----- comming from the Top too
I'll drop in again some other time maybe scribble a little bit
or leave a coin withthe Kaiser on .Ha,Ha
Cheeky -ling

 

[Dumpling]

nothing new here?

You Guys havent found anything NEW Gee what a shame

 

[champagne1982]

new lower level schitt..

You've prolly seen it before but I thought it was worth giving you all a glimpse..

Schitty humour