satindesire
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The Nerd Herd!
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Chiara_searches
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I did not need to see this as it will just give me an excuse the next time I want to play Borderlands..."I'm just playing to gain life skills including knowledge of how to phase walk."
Nerdy Pick-Up Lines
- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- Baby, you overclock my processor.
- Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
- Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
- You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
- Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
- I think my heart just lagged.
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
- You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
- I’ve been sent from the future to get you pregnant so our son can save the world.
- Hey, babe, how about I add some RAM to your motherboard?
- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- Baby, you overclock my processor.
- Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
- Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
- You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
- Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
- I think my heart just lagged.
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
- You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
- I’ve been sent from the future to get you pregnant so our son can save the world.
- Hey, babe, how about I add some RAM to your motherboard?
satindesire
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satindesire
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DeepGreenEyes
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Pleasure_Fan
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LIKES! I am so going and posting a best line every....
satindesire
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Know Your Meme: Standing Cat
http://www.youtube.com/user/KnowYourMeme?blend=2&ob=5#p/c/21E548C31241EF7A/4/WiHY8_j7n_Q
http://www.youtube.com/user/KnowYourMeme?blend=2&ob=5#p/c/21E548C31241EF7A/4/WiHY8_j7n_Q
satindesire
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ImOnIt
I'm so happy:3
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SuperMeatBoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxe5NIABsI&feature=relmfu
Also, the above artist working with samples from Disney and Pixar films.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxe5NIABsI&feature=relmfu
Also, the above artist working with samples from Disney and Pixar films.
Curious_in_Cali
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A wife asks her husband, a software engineer; "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
YourCaptor
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Today I saw a phone booth, and guy using it.
DeepGreenEyes
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I was affected by how sweet this was. Then I realized, nah, I just having my daily Macin-gasm.
I am reaching the the thirteenth level of enlightenment while looping this as I work.
DeepGreenEyes
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Chiara_searches
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I thought the lead singer was super cute...but then I saw the drummer.
Tell us DGE, do you dance like Ben?
DeepGreenEyes
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I thought the lead singer was super cute...but then I saw the drummer.
Tell us DGE, do you dance like Ben?
I wish.
Curious_in_Cali
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Fortran5885
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Chiara_searches
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"I know pi to a thousand places." Love This. Usually, intelligent men are a turn on...but, well, Al just doesn't do it for me. Hmmmm. I hope that doesn't mean I have to turn in my nerd card.
Sir_Winston54
Assume the position!
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I can set pi for 75 places, if someone else bakes them.
satindesire
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One more outburst like that, and I'll find you in nerd contempt!
Get outta here with that!
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This little girl knows the Dark Side has cookies.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58456
The Seven Levels of a Hangover
http://williamsinwinsted.com/emails/sevenlevels.html
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58456
The Seven Levels of a Hangover
http://williamsinwinsted.com/emails/sevenlevels.html
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Killer Kitteh! Or...not?
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58824
Maru the Box-Cat loves his toy too much!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Mn2EajgO8&feature=relmfu
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58824
Maru the Box-Cat loves his toy too much!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Mn2EajgO8&feature=relmfu
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Curious_in_Cali
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Einstein vs Stephen Hawking Epic Rap Battle
