The Nerd Herd!

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Watching John Frusciante shred the shit out of his solo whilst being snowed on with pink packing peanuts is one of the great joys in music videohood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOdWSiyWoc

 

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Your WTF video of the day...

Mercury VS. Aluminum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Ilxsu-JlY&feature=related

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

 

[ImOnIt]

http://i.imgur.com/MF4r0.gif

 

[midwestyankee]

Next time I really want to win a four-ball match, I want this guy as my partner.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

http://i.imgur.com/MF4r0.gif

"Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /MF4r0.gif on this server."​

 

[ImOnIt]

[joke telling mode]

Well the image consists of the title 'Dinosaur Handler' with a name during the scrolling credits of a Jurassic Park movie, over which is imprinted in flashing letters

WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS GUY DOING THE ENTIRE MOVIE??

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

So simple and yet so delightful.


Another: Start Trek Fans Complain that Film is too Watchable

 

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Funky Town, Mario Paint Composer.

Note: DO NOT listen to this in the same room as a sleeping person. Your hysterical laughter will no doubt wake them up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWaxPouJ6fU

 

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Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztopdt6fY-U

 

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Ferrofluid: How it Works

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvtUt02zVAs

Ferrofluid Demo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUz1ZI-w6LQ&feature=related

 

[Kikori]

The epitome of video game comparisons to such a simple object.
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/halolz-dot-com-videogamerocks.jpg

How Nerds will save the world from a zombie apocalypse.
http://i.imgur.com/5yBmg.jpg

And just for fun.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Some possible computer bumper stickers...

1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

2. <-------- The information went data way

3. The name is Baud...James Baud.

4. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.

9. E Pluribus Modem

10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

11. Ethernet : something used to catch the etherbunny

12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.

14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key

19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.

21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

27. Hit any user to continue.

28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.

29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

 

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Some possible computer bumper stickers...

5. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

6. C:V> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)

27. Hit any user to continue.

29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

These were my favorite!!

 

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[Sir_Winston54]

24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

New computer user to telephone support: "My keyboard is defective! I can't find the 'any' key!"

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

New computer user to telephone support: "My keyboard is defective! I can't find the 'any' key!"

This one?

Pshaw. Can you believe those keyboard alts giving up ctrl to "any" one... ?!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer...


What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

If the above doesn't help with your computer troubles, perhaps this will.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

 

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