satindesire
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The Nerd Herd!
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Curious_in_Cali
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satindesire
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Curious_in_Cali
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Pumpkin circumference / Pumpkin diameter = Pumpkin Pi
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
Ethernet
: something used to catch the etherbunny
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
Ethernet
: something used to catch the etherbunnyAlcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
midwestyankee
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Pumpkin circumference / Pumpkin diameter = Pumpkin Pi
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
Ethernet
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Bravo!
[We need a "like" button.]
Chiara_searches
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Here's one for you (can't remember the image posting rules and am too lazy to look it up, so you get a link
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Sir_Winston54
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Here - grab this one... y'all might recognize the shape, but I'm pretty sure the colors are differentHere's one for you (can't remember the image posting rules and am too lazy to look it up, so you get a link
And yeah, I know I suck at PhotoShop.
DeepGreenEyes
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Pumpkin circumference / Pumpkin diameter = Pumpkin Pi
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
Ethernet
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
And a "concur" button.
DeepGreenEyes
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The U.S. National Science Foundation's five geekiest cities in America.
satindesire
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I was kind of wondering why you haven't been in and out sharing your geek stuff. Now I know why!
Etoile
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I was kind of wondering why you haven't been in and out sharing your geek stuff. Now I know why!
Yup, been too busy building giant boobs and exploring my friend's giant 3D spurting cocks in minecraft. That's totally why!
This is my new favorite thread that's going to restore my waning faith in Lit
Sqoodd
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Great Shirt.
satindesire
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Aw, what's up? What's got you down hon?
goddamhippy
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goddamhippy
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Etoile
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I plead the 5th! But I am happy to know that I live in the 7th geekiest city in America
Mz_Cunningham
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I have just bought myself bioshock, after playing the second one repeatedly and loving it I thought I might actually get the first one so I can fill in the rest of the story.
So far I am loving it, similar and yet completely different playstyles, and creepy as hell in some places, I feel like Simon Pegg in spaced when he starts seeing zombies everywhere after playing too much resident evil
So far I am loving it, similar and yet completely different playstyles, and creepy as hell in some places, I feel like Simon Pegg in spaced when he starts seeing zombies everywhere after playing too much resident evil
Curious_in_Cali
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Monica Lewinsky virus ~ Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Titanic virus ~ Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus ~ Everything in the computer goes goofy
Mike Tyson virus ~ Quits after one byte
Prozac virus ~ Destroys your data but your machine doesn't care
Sharon Stone virus ~ Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there
Lorena Bobbit virus ~ Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tim Allen Trojan Horse ~ Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive while trying to fix it
Woody Allen virus ~ Bypasses the motherboard and turns on the daughter card
Tonya Harding virus ~ Turns your .bat files into lethal weapons
George Michael virus ~ Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup
Joey Buttafuoco virus ~ Only attacks minor files
X-files virus ~ All your icons start shape shifting
Spice Girl virus ~ Not dangerous - makes a pretty desktop but wastes a lot of space
Ronald Reagan virus ~ Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus ~ Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them
Sony Bono virus ~ Just when you get surfing the Web, a firewall appears out of no where
Martha Stewart virus ~ Color codes your files and folds them into cute little doilies for display on your desktop
Oprah Winfrey virus ~ Your 200MB hard drive suddenly bloats to 300MB, and then slowly shrinks to 80MB
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus ~ Terminates and stays resident. But it'll be back
Titanic virus ~ Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus ~ Everything in the computer goes goofy
Mike Tyson virus ~ Quits after one byte
Prozac virus ~ Destroys your data but your machine doesn't care
Sharon Stone virus ~ Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there
Lorena Bobbit virus ~ Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tim Allen Trojan Horse ~ Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive while trying to fix it
Woody Allen virus ~ Bypasses the motherboard and turns on the daughter card
Tonya Harding virus ~ Turns your .bat files into lethal weapons
George Michael virus ~ Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup
Joey Buttafuoco virus ~ Only attacks minor files
X-files virus ~ All your icons start shape shifting
Spice Girl virus ~ Not dangerous - makes a pretty desktop but wastes a lot of space
Ronald Reagan virus ~ Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus ~ Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them
Sony Bono virus ~ Just when you get surfing the Web, a firewall appears out of no where
Martha Stewart virus ~ Color codes your files and folds them into cute little doilies for display on your desktop
Oprah Winfrey virus ~ Your 200MB hard drive suddenly bloats to 300MB, and then slowly shrinks to 80MB
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus ~ Terminates and stays resident. But it'll be back
Curious_in_Cali
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What if Operating Systems Ran Airlines?
DOS AIRLINES: Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then push again, jump on again, and so on.
MAC AIRWAYS: All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are told you don't need to know, and everything will be done for you without you having to know, so just shut up.
WINDOWS AIRLINE: The airport terminal is nice and colorful with friendly stewards, easy access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff, then the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever.
FLY NT: Everyone marches out onto the runway, says the password in unison, and forms the outline of an airplane. Then they all sit down and make a whooshing sound like they're flying.
UNIX AIRLINE: Everyone brings one piece of the plane with them when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they're building.
AMIGA AIR: A small private airline with lots of onflight movies, snacks and other luxuries to keep the passengers happy. Unfortunately, after takeoff, the plane has nowhere to go and keeps flying in circles until it runs out of fuel and crashes. The few surviving passengers, unable to comprehend the magnitude of the disaster, ardently vow to keep flying the same plane once it's put back together.
DOS AIRLINES: Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then push again, jump on again, and so on.
MAC AIRWAYS: All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are told you don't need to know, and everything will be done for you without you having to know, so just shut up.
WINDOWS AIRLINE: The airport terminal is nice and colorful with friendly stewards, easy access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff, then the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever.
FLY NT: Everyone marches out onto the runway, says the password in unison, and forms the outline of an airplane. Then they all sit down and make a whooshing sound like they're flying.
UNIX AIRLINE: Everyone brings one piece of the plane with them when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they're building.
AMIGA AIR: A small private airline with lots of onflight movies, snacks and other luxuries to keep the passengers happy. Unfortunately, after takeoff, the plane has nowhere to go and keeps flying in circles until it runs out of fuel and crashes. The few surviving passengers, unable to comprehend the magnitude of the disaster, ardently vow to keep flying the same plane once it's put back together.
DarkBee
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Oh you're not the only one by a long shot. I dig around Blip.tv all the time for their newest vids, every single damn one of them! I can't say I have a definite favorite, although I am really smitten by the members of Team NChick. I like Benzaie, he's different, in a good way, just like Welshy and Sad Panda (must be the continent they are from).
Haven't seen an AVGN vid in a loooooong time.
satindesire
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Mz_Cunningham
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My warhammer group just playtested our first game of Inquisitor and it was a lot of fun, though it was us just trying to learn the rules we started getting the hang of it
Curious_in_Cali
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Well now, ain't that just a kick in the pants!
