The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[MeekMe]

Feeling better about the whole doctors and insurance thing since dealing with our current providers. I've never had good relationships with either, so this is kind of refreshing.

 

[IrisAlthea]

NONONONONONONONONO.

On fact. Some I e read I have to buy the hard copy of because I love them so much,

BUT there are others that I know do not better my life. These I have started leaving in one of the places here that people use who vsit me, or those that come for my business service, and they are free to take them ( if I can brazen out that I have read such a poor quality of 'chick lit'. We have a problem with lots of books and CDs. We really have more than is comfortable to store, and more than we have out and access to, and so the ones we might want to reread are still in boxes, or at the back of our double stacked shelves. . The 'study' here ATM is waiting to be outfitted with shelves and has the kind of shelving one finds in a garage or work shop. Sometimes we go down and find a shelf unit completely collapsed uner its load of books, and while a terrible annoyance its also a delight, because in pulling out the poor dead shelving unit and cobbling another together and restacking the books one finds old friends and then of course what you were meant to do is less important than making a huge mug of coffee and catching up on what these old friends have been doing on their shelf in the last few years. Then cursing for a while that one cannot find a carpenter then getting lost in what it was one was doing and forgetting to search for the carpenter who is good, can make space where there is none, works with the most awkward of shapes, but also is affordable.

( I even have some of my old toddler books and picture books, beautiful gifts from family friends...they delight children of friends, and are stacked not in the study but another room, at ground level, and children who come here a lot know where to waddle through and help themselves.....I've recently been trying to get a couple, now out of print, for a niece in the states, because it cannot imagine I would see beautiful things without the pictures in the book, in the same way, and while she will have the advantage of books now in print, I'd love for her to have the benefit of those books too, as she is not here to waddle in and get them from the shelf) I send her children's books a few times a year, but she is ready I think for these now.

Yes, I do recognize both the habit of buying books that I've already read and the old children's books.
I had to search like crazy to find the Pyrdain Chronicles, to read them to the kids (and read them myself )
If you ever find that carpenter, please send him over.

Lord, no. When I was young, I read books at such an astounding rate that I didn't have a choice but to re-read because there was probably not enough money in the world to keep me constantly supplied with new books, LOL.

And now, since I've always done it, it's just become a habit. Plus, every time you re-read a book, you notice something that you didn't notice before. Or at least I do, anyway.

Yes, it was either re-reading my own books or go find something in my parent's overstuffed shelves. I usually did both.

Yes, good books always have new things to discover and I seem to forget how stories end, so it works well for me.

 

[BiBunny]

Yes, it was either re-reading my own books or go find something in my parent's overstuffed shelves. I usually did both.

Me, too.

Yes, good books always have new things to discover and I seem to forget how stories end, so it works well for me.

Same! One of the few good things about having a terrible memory is that you can sometimes be surprised by the same things over and over again.

 

[desertslave]

First, a brilliant tongue-in-cheek post about the de-cluttering phenomenon. Made me giggle to tears.

http://the-toast.net/2015/02/24/get-rid-clutter-live-abundantly/


Second, I really wouldn't mind the headache and sinus pain if it would actually effing rain! Friends around us have gotten some great storms in the last few weeks, but we haven't had a drop in weeks. The pressure changes (oh how it changes!), the clouds roll in, we've even had a few dust storms...but no rain. Feh!

Third, about passing on books. My daughter's new apartment laundry room has a few comfy chairs and a 'take one, leave one' bookshelf!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I've tried again. The best I can do is the top. .

Its not minimalist. Those with austere taste or taste for chic refined caution look away.

You know what would look awesome on top of that beautiful armoire?
A kitty! Cute, fuzzy kitty! Meow!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Come on, October!!

 

[MeekMe]

What kind of monster did I marry?

Me: Can you tie me up, soon?

Him: Sure, I'll tie you to a chair and let you watch me eat something tasty.

Me:

Him:

Me: Can I eat after?

Him: Yes, but only boiled, unseasoned potatoes.

Me:


Monster! Monster I tell ya!

 

[desertslave]

I had a really nice afternoon out with my kiddo, got treated to lunch and meaningful conversation, a ramble in the desert and a trip to the book store. Came home to annoying legalese mail packet and now a freaking-out daughter because the person who was supposed to be helping her move (my former "extra son") is being singularly UN helpful.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Me: Can you tie me up, soon?

Him: Sure, I'll tie you to a chair and let you watch me eat something tasty.

Me:

Him:

Me: Can I eat after?

Him: Yes, but only boiled, unseasoned potatoes.

Me:


Monster! Monster I tell ya!

There are worse Doms in the world.
And on here

 

[midwestyankee]

Me: Can you tie me up, soon?

Him: Sure, I'll tie you to a chair and let you watch me eat something tasty.

Me:

Him:

Me: Can I eat after?

Him: Yes, but only boiled, unseasoned potatoes.

Me:


Monster! Monster I tell ya!

Announcer: There's a hush in the room as everyone awaits the score from the final judge, the inscrutable long-time BDSM official from Bondage Barn. It's difficult to discern anything from his grizzled, bearded face as he prepares to raise his scorecards but...OH, there it is! 9.8!!! It's a new world record in Pairs Sadism, ladies and gentlemen, a new world record. An historic day here in DeSade Arena, a day most of us will never forget. For more, let's turn to our very own Peggy Petitmort for commentary. Peggy, can you hear me down there in that crowd?

Peggy Petitmort: Yes, I can, Jim, but you're right, it's very loud down here. The crowd is going crazy.

Announcer: Peggy, you've been a part of these championships yourself...what do you think brought about this historic new record score?

Peggy: Well, Jim, I think you have to recognize the sheer genius of threatening the submissive with not just a meal of mere potatoes, but unseasoned ones as well. To make a human being consume unseasoned potatoes is, well, it's nearly beyond comprehension. The depravity, the sheer evil...well, Jim, I'm getting wet just imagining it.

Announcer: Thank you very much, Peggy Petitmort, world champion submissive fro the 2004 and 2008 DBSM Games. I'm sure you're already planning how to get good use out of that microphone as soon as we get off the air.

 

[Endless_Night]

Announcer: There's a hush in the room as everyone awaits the score from the final judge, the inscrutable long-time BDSM official from Bondage Barn. It's difficult to discern anything from his grizzled, bearded face as he prepares to raise his scorecards but...OH, there it is! 9.8!!! It's a new world record in Pairs Sadism, ladies and gentlemen, a new world record. An historic day here in DeSade Arena, a day most of us will never forget. For more, let's turn to our very own Peggy Petitmort for commentary. Peggy, can you hear me down there in that crowd?

Peggy Petitmort: Yes, I can, Jim, but you're right, it's very loud down here. The crowd is going crazy.

Announcer: Peggy, you've been a part of these championships yourself...what do you think brought about this historic new record score?

Peggy: Well, Jim, I think you have to recognize the sheer genius of threatening the submissive with not just a meal of mere potatoes, but unseasoned ones as well. To make a human being consume unseasoned potatoes is, well, it's nearly beyond comprehension. The depravity, the sheer evil...well, Jim, I'm getting wet just imagining it.

Announcer: Thank you very much, Peggy Petitmort, world champion submissive fro the 2004 and 2008 DBSM Games. I'm sure you're already planning how to get good use out of that microphone as soon as we get off the air.

I can't quite decide, but as this is clearly a new high for announcements in the famed DeSade Arena I'm going to go with this for my scorecard:

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

o(^_^)o 9.8 is pretty good.

Seriously, it's fucked up to make someone eat unseasoned potatoes.
(Ｔ＿Ｔ) He never has a sexy plan. Like I'll tie you up and spank you etc. It's always flat out horrible. Like I'll do something completely weird that you wouldn't have thought of and it'll be the most unsexy thing that you'll hate.
Mwahaha! ψ(｀∇´)ψ

No doubt he'd have me cook the tasty food.

 

[MeekMe]

Meekme, you have got fair warning.

Start researching potato varieties. Its only as grim as you make it. This one tastes of butter ( with no seasoning ) http://albertbartlett.co.uk/potatoes/elfe. But don't know about its international licencing for seed potato sales? Anyone seen it on the shelves any where out side uk?

I've never seen these. They sound very interesting.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[the captians wench]

When I came up with the brilliant idea of putting my corset making class on dvd so that I could reach a broader audience, some how I missed the realization that it would mean I would have to watch myself on film for editing.

If you think listening to your own voice is bad, try watching 6 hours of yourself on film.

 

[cfuhrer]

When I came up with the brilliant idea of putting my corset making class on dvd so that I could reach a broader audience, some how I missed the realization that it would mean I would have to watch myself on film for editing.

If you think listening to your own voice is bad, try watching 6 hours of yourself on film.

That is a brilliant idea!
The potential for passive income is limitless. Good for you!

 

[midwestyankee]

When I came up with the brilliant idea of putting my corset making class on dvd so that I could reach a broader audience, some how I missed the realization that it would mean I would have to watch myself on film for editing.

If you think listening to your own voice is bad, try watching 6 hours of yourself on film.

Wenchie, DVD is not your only choice. Take a look at what these people are doing: http://www.patience.io/ .

 

[cfuhrer]

A trip to the range and a stop for ice cream on the way home. Perfect afternoon.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Is it not amazing how a couple of inches in bed can make ALL the difference?

<snip>

Happy nights.

*giggle*
There's no way I will believe you said that innocently!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[the captians wench]

That is a brilliant idea!
The potential for passive income is limitless. Good for you!

Thanks. I really am excited about the project, I just hate this editing process.

Wenchie, DVD is not your only choice. Take a look at what these people are doing: http://www.patience.io/ .

I'll have to check that out and talk to my videographer about it. This looks to be set up differently than the other teaching sight I found. The one that I found set up live teaching sessions, either in person or over the internet. I was worried about timing and such with that. But this looks like I could break my video up and post it lesson by lesson. Great find doll.

 

[CutieMouse]

Is it not amazing how a couple of inches in bed can make ALL the difference?

The new bed is just a few inches higher and the whole room feels different, the view angle has changed from the window and I can reach my bedside lamp from bed. Happy nights.

New partners always shake their head at me, because I have a reproduction brass bed... on bed risers.

'Cause I am like the princess & the pea - one climbs UP into bed, one does not flop DOWN onto the bed.

(If I could get it just an inch or two taller, it would be perfect... I might add a thicker mattress topper at some point. And yes, my therapist once accused me of desperately needing to learn how to "ground myself", using my propensity to curl up with my feet off the floor, and my unusually tall bed, as evidence. lol )

 

[midwestyankee]

I evaluate bed height solely in relation to where the top of the mattress intersects my body when I'm standing next to it. For a bed to rate highly, that height must be just a few inches below the top of my pelvis.