The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[IrisAlthea]

I believe that's what I said as well.

I'd love to have an accent or speak a dialect, but I don't really. There are some words from my parents dialect that I might use every now and again, but I also use words from another dialect from a completely different dialect group that my cousins speak, because I spent my summers with them as a kid. Sometimes my vowels are a little on the longer side, too. Nobody can ever place me on a map based on how I speak.

There are some dialects here that sound funny and one that I can't understand, try as I might. J knows there's one particular dialect that always makes me chuckle a little. Once threatened that if I don't stop whining about something stupid, he's gonna make me have phone sex with someone who speaks that dialect, "and no giggling, or else!".

It was a joke threat, funny as hell. I did quit my bitchin' though.

Yes, I think you did.

J's threat made me think of a friend who had a phone sex partner with a particularly horrible dialect. He said it was so hot that he just had to make do with the dialect.
Then she said she liked some really cheesy soap or something and that became the last straw.

 

[IrisAlthea]

This is another thing I thought was Hollywood hype, but when I visit my brother in TN there are people there speaking some kind of English that I honest to God can't understand

No hype at all.
I had a college friend who was from somewhere way up north. He was easy to understand normally but when he was drinking he fell back into some childhood dialect from his village.
I used to just smile and nod at whatever he said until it landed us in a bit of an embarrassing situation. Then I had to tell him I didn't understand a word he said after the third beer or so.

 

[BiBunny]

This is another thing I thought was Hollywood hype, but when I visit my brother in TN there are people there speaking some kind of English that I honest to God can't understand

Some of the accents from the mountains are...interesting. I find that I have quite a few words and phrases from some of the Appalachian dialect(s) in my vocabulary, but I don't have the mountain accent to go with it. I grew up in the very, very last hoorah of the foothills of the Appalachians, so I suppose it makes sense.

I'm in what is considered the south here too and it's much the same here.
the rest of the country thinks we speak like the danes and should be subtitled when on tv.
For me it's not that strong. I guess you could say it's the educated kind of language.
When I travel for work in the rest of the country, I often get to hear a surprised "Oh, but I understand what you say!".

I UNDERSTAND THIS ON A DEEP AND SPIRITUAL LEVEL.

If they're not expressing surprise at being able to understand me, they're saying things like "Oh, your accent is so cute," in the same tone you'd use to speak to a particularly stupid animal.

I am not cute, you utter jackass. Them's fightin' words.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

No hype at all.
I had a college friend who was from somewhere way up north. He was easy to understand normally but when he was drinking he fell back into some childhood dialect from his village.
I used to just smile and nod at whatever he said until it landed us in a bit of an embarrassing situation. Then I had to tell him I didn't understand a word he said after the third beer or so.

This!
Last time I was there, somebody asked me something I couldn't understand. I just smiled and shook my head yes. He somehow knew I didn't understand him, so he repeated what he had said more slowly. I got it, and the answer was yes. So I smiled and shook my head yes (again). Somehow he knew I understood him the 2nd time, though my answer was identical!

Oh yeah, and I thought my brother had a friend named Irk for like a year It's Eric I had no clue...

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Irk, irk, . that's so good. I want to name a pet irk now. I need an animal, Quickquick.

A badger might do nicely as Irk

 

[MeekMe]

I want to know what your both hands have been up to?

Well, my entire left arm was having a sort of weak/pain/numb feeling. For about two days I was trying to not use it. :/ The feeling was off though so at first I didn't realize the problem was overuse and kept moving, stretching, and adjusting. When the pain became worse I realized exactly what the feeling was. I had felt it before in my right wrist. Unfortunately, I only had one right side brace, so I wrapped it in an ace bandage and put it at my side. Had to will myself to stop using it. ＞_＜ I'm left handed so it was really difficult to let it rest.

This reminds me of a strange to me liking of G for chipped nail varnish. I thought it was very odd until I discussed it with couple friends and a couple of men admitted they enjoyed this too. It seems to be they like the 'less polished' outside world look, the fact that their women have made the effort sometimes / usually...but have been not only focused on that or too precious about it, and are able to see them in a way, as you say, that others don't. Its especially toenails for G.

For us it's my hair. I usually style my hair or do something to tame it before leaving the house. He likes casual ponytails and the crazy look it has when I first wake up. Or cleaning/work clothes.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Well, my entire left arm was having a sort of weak/pain/numb feeling. For about two days I was trying to not use it. :/ The feeling was off though so at first I didn't realize the problem was overuse and kept moving, stretching, and adjusting. When the pain became worse I realized exactly what the feeling was. I had felt it before in my right wrist. Unfortunately, I only had one right side brace, so I wrapped it in an ace bandage and put it at my side. Had to will myself to stop using it. ＞_＜ I'm left handed so it was really difficult to let it rest.



For us it's my hair. I usually style my hair or do something to tame it before leaving the house. He likes casual ponytails and the crazy look it has when I first wake up. Or cleaning/work clothes.

Oh no! Hope you are feeling better soon!

And this made me giggle, as an ex used to call me Chief Crazy Hair in the morning

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MeekMe]

Oh no! Hope you are feeling better soon!

And this made me giggle, as an ex used to call me Chief Crazy Hair in the morning

Thank you, already much better.

Chief Crazy Hair? Lol （＾∇＾）Depending on the cut, mine does a weird faux mullet sometimes. ＞_＜ It is the worst.

 

[BiBunny]

So I have a vindictive crazy person (work-related) on my hands because my friend and I got caught in the crossfire of someone else's drama. I can't say too much about it here, TBH, but I do believe this asshole has just tangled with the two people in the world crazier than she is.

 

[the captians wench]

Hello to dick pic in 30 minutes. I think that's a new record for me. For a non "adult" site anyway.

 

[Endless_Night]

Come on, September!!!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

James Van der Beek on SVU? Yaasssss! Kinda glad I'm home sick and binge watching.

 

[midwestyankee]

It's the first day of school.

 

[seela]

Almost got run over by an ambulance. That would have been funny. Possibly leathal. But funny.

 

[Endless_Night]

Still not September. :|

 

[midwestyankee]

Almost got run over by an ambulance. That would have been funny. Possibly leathal. But funny.

Efficient, that's for sure. Glad they missed you this time.

 

[MeekMe]

(@￣ρ￣@) Sometimes I get phantom smell triggered memories, or in this case, a food craving. I swear I just smelled French fries. I fucking want some fries and I want to stuff my face.

Hm... I could take advantage of being an adult and go get some right now...

Or I could be a responsible adult and not completely be ruled by my cravings.

(Ｔ＿Ｔ) Adulting is hard.

 

[midwestyankee]

My jeans are only now fully dry.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

My jeans are only now fully dry.

Depends, man

 

[CoralRose13]

cliche but cops are a fetish

 

[midwestyankee]

Depends, man

Thanks. It's always good to get a user testimonial before charging off into the marketplace like a newbie.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

(Ｔ＿Ｔ) Adulting is hard.

Amen.