The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Thanks. It's always good to get a user testimonial before charging off into the marketplace like a newbie.

No problem!
My grandmother send her regards

 

[Endless_Night]

September. Still waiting. *taps foot impatiently*

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And, damn!

I seem to have tweaked a rhomboid (?) muscle during body bump. Not actually pulled, but just...tweaked. Now I'll have to baby it along for a couple of days. So aggravating, the slow build required if I get off the exercise track. Every time I tell myself I'll never slack off again.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

He wielded his words like a weapon.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Why is this making me feel this sad?

 

[cfuhrer]

Well those loaves didn't turn out quite right.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[CoralRose13]

I hope he likes curves.

 

[midwestyankee]

When I returned to Tumblr today for the first time in a while, I found out that one of my favorite Lit audio performers has gone pro.

 

[Cicca_Jai]

The Divorce diet is great for my ass, not so for my boobs... >.>
Can I go back to being 5 now? PLEASE!?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[ToPleaseHim]

So, looks as though I'm an impatient friend.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

So, looks as though I'm an impatient friend.

Do you need an answer on that right away?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

No, dear phone, I am NOT talking about Bob! And even if I were, I would NOT be talking about Braless Bob!

 

[Endless_Night]

No, dear phone, I am NOT talking about Bob! And even if I were, I would NOT be talking about Braless Bob!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

< If bob needs sorting out, I'm chucking out a LOAD of stuff at the moment, tell him to let me know....... >

And I get up off the floor only to fall down laughing, again.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oh, I tried to tell someone 'hurrah' on G's phone yesterday and sent them 'harsh' instead

If bob needs sorting out, I'm chucking out a LOAD of stuff at the moment, tell him to let me know.......

Well according to my phone, Bob needs a bra please

 

[cfuhrer]

So instead of watermelon jelly I might have watermelon syrup.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[CoralRose13]

I've always been pale but dayum I think the graveyard shift has taken me over the edge to zombie not so chic land.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Cicca_Jai]

Pale is beautiful if its right for you, but do make sure you get vit d levels checked and take a supplement if necessary. Many are deficient with today's lifestyle, night shifts often do not help. Take care of yourself

So true, good advice.
Been there, I was feeling craptastic finally went to my dr. Vit D lvls were WAY low... it's been a yr and I'm still taking supplements. But, at least I don't feel like death warmed twice any more.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Cafe mocha soap sounds like a good idea, and smells great. But brown soap suds on your body and a bar o of soap made scratchy with coffee grounds really isn't very nice

 

[Endless_Night]

Cafe mocha soap sounds like a good idea, and smells great. But brown soap suds on your body and a bar o of soap made scratchy with coffee grounds really isn't very nice

Oh, no!

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Your sig line seems to be growing.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oh, no!

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Your sig line seems to be growing.

Well I couldn't pass up the opportunity to take credit for something